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Post by Admin on Apr 12, 2024 21:25:00 GMT
 with apologies to Mr.CIt's the Weekend. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 12, 2024 21:28:12 GMT
An Irishman went into a department store and asked the sales assistant:
“Do you sell potato clocks?”
“I’m sorry, sir,” she replied, “I’ve never heard of such a thing. We sell digital clocks, alarm clocks, carriage clocks, cuckoo clocks and even grandfather clocks, but what exactly is a potato clock?”
“I don’t know either,” replied the Irishman,
“but I start my new job at nine tomorrow, and my wife said to me:
‘You’d better get a potato clock.’”
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Post by Destry on Apr 12, 2024 21:55:55 GMT
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Post by Destry on Apr 12, 2024 22:08:53 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 12, 2024 22:23:31 GMT
I miss the old man.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 12, 2024 23:24:10 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 13, 2024 1:22:59 GMT
An Irishman went into a department store and asked the sales assistant: “Do you sell potato clocks?” “I’m sorry, sir,” she replied, “I’ve never heard of such a thing. We sell digital clocks, alarm clocks, carriage clocks, cuckoo clocks and even grandfather clocks, but what exactly is a potato clock?” “I don’t know either,” replied the Irishman, “but I start my new job at nine tomorrow, and my wife said to me: ‘You’d better get a potato clock.’” sneaky! |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 13, 2024 7:34:19 GMT
Wordle 1,029 3/6
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 13, 2024 8:05:38 GMT
Wordle 1,029 X/6*
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FFS.
At least I only lost a 3 streak.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2024 8:07:45 GMT
Wordle 1,029 3/6
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2024 8:11:16 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 13, 2024 9:12:52 GMT
Wordle 1,029 4/6
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 13, 2024 9:23:30 GMT
Wordle 1,029 4/6
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 13, 2024 10:59:10 GMT
Wordle 1,029 3/6
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Hello. Windy out
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 13, 2024 12:37:20 GMT
Work, work. Did tids remember his anniversary?
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 13, 2024 13:02:11 GMT
Nope, she's out shopping with her mommy atm.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 13, 2024 14:12:24 GMT
The child had about two hours sleep last night at her 'sleepover'
She now not going to her swimming. She wasn't there the last two weeks, and won't be next two for various reasons.
The PM is fucked off about this. But she's more fucked off that I predicted this when the sleepover was brought up last week. Four stars, wouldn't recommend.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 13, 2024 14:15:38 GMT
The PM is fucked off about this. But she's more fucked off that I predicted this when the sleepover was brought up last week. Four stars, wouldn't recommend. Relationship 101. Even when you're right, you're wrong. Basic |
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Post by Destry on Apr 13, 2024 14:43:42 GMT
Faceless there, speaking from experience.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 13, 2024 14:44:01 GMT
Did tids remember his anniversary? Is it not also Mrs Tids' birthday? |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 13, 2024 14:57:03 GMT
Morning Everyone!
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Post by Faceless on Apr 13, 2024 15:17:41 GMT
I did not win anything on the grand national. My horse fell at the first hurdle
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 13, 2024 15:25:57 GMT
Did tids remember his anniversary? Is it not also Mrs Tids' birthday? No, it's the first day I asked her out at the Angel Islington. It's all gone downhill since then, well, she has. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 13, 2024 15:26:58 GMT
Also, Mrs T backed the winner at the GN to the tune of £2.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 13, 2024 16:06:59 GMT
Morning Shenguin, morning everybody!
Sheep2 will be dancing in the streets of Birmingham tonight.
I've got chicken Tikka marinating in the fridge for later. To be served with naan, salad, garlic mayo and hot sauce.
Drink, Jim? Why I don't mind if I do.
*opens ice cold brewski*
Cheers!
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