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Post by Faceless on Jun 26, 2024 11:42:25 GMT
Also whoever we get next will most likely be out of their depth at international level
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2024 11:45:07 GMT
Even if we were to win the Euros there will still be large parts of the fanbase complaining that it was only because of an easy draw, we still played shit etc. I honestly don't think even winning a trophy would be enough Winning the final and the manager committing ritual seppuko at the final whistle and I will stop booing. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 26, 2024 11:47:23 GMT
"He couldn't even get the seppuku right. It's supposed to be from left to right. A better manager would have known that"
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 26, 2024 12:24:56 GMT
You guys should poach Steve Clarke. All the BBC pundits the other night agreed he was doing a fantastic job.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 26, 2024 12:25:26 GMT
Sticking the boot in on Sir Harold? Surely this is treason?
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 26, 2024 12:45:32 GMT
Sticking the boot in on Sir Harold? Surely this is treason?
To the Tower! Tarquin, Penelope and the rest of the Oxbridge lot (90% of the staff) at The G hate England and all support this years Hipster Choice™. Hold on, who is this years Hipster Choice™? Austria? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 26, 2024 12:57:08 GMT
Sticking the boot in on Sir Harold? Surely this is treason?
To the Tower! Tarquin, Penelope and the rest of the Oxbridge lot (90% of the staff) at The G hate England and all support this years Hipster Choice™. Hold on, who is this years Hipster Choice™? Austria? Yes I believe it is the schnitzel botherers, mainly because they beat the Dutch (who aren't very good). It's going to be one of the big guns shit-festing their way to the title as usual. Don't see why it couldn't be Lord Gareth's cheeky funsters. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 26, 2024 13:26:02 GMT
The washing machine door won't open.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 26, 2024 13:31:46 GMT
Try waiting 5 minutes. Turn it off and on again.
If it still won't open, google the problem. There may be a removable panel at the bottom of the machine with a drainage hose for manual draining, access to the filter, and a door release. Don't drain the water on to the floor, use some sort of suitable container.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2024 13:33:32 GMT
The voice of the floor mopper.
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Post by whatalark on Jun 26, 2024 14:05:33 GMT
A crow bar would probably get it open.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 26, 2024 14:10:42 GMT
The washing machine door won't open. Might as well take a bus (one way) to Beachy Head. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 26, 2024 14:24:46 GMT
@babyfark
Are you currently inside or outside the washing machine?
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 26, 2024 14:41:14 GMT
I heard all these mediocre performances got you (the England fans) into the mediocre group and therefore easy route to the final. Is that not correct?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 26, 2024 14:59:00 GMT
I've tried everything. I put on 3 further spin cycles, I turned it off for a while, I tried to Jimmy open with credit card and shoelace and also drained the water out the bottom outlet.
There is a latch by the outlet which I believe may be an emergency open button, but that's not working.
I'm this close to dragging it into the street and swishing at it with a tree branch.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2024 15:08:12 GMT
Have you tried pushing the switch. My engineer used a screwdriver to release the door the other day,
Though the machine was empty.
The options., failing this are
1) Go naturist for the Summer
2) Buy new clothes
3) Get an engineer out to fix it.
My appointment for the actual repair is 3 July. I spent yesterday evening at my parents doing loads of washing. It was a good excuse to escape the horrors of England every so often.
I now have a flat full of clean, but not quite dry clothes.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 26, 2024 15:13:07 GMT
Have you tried pushing the switch. My engineer used a screwdriver to release the door the other day, Though the machine was empty. The options., failing this are 1) Go naturist for the Summer 2) Buy new clothes 3) Get an engineer out to fix it. My appointment for the actual repair is 3 July. I spent yesterday evening at my parents doing loads of washing. It was a good excuse to escape the horrors of England every so often. I now have a flat full of clean, but not quite dry clothes. I've been jamming a screwdriver into the red catch by the outflow, but to no avail. Nudity it is. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 26, 2024 15:13:52 GMT
The washing machine is a metaphor right?
Don't worry Babyfark. We've all been there. Some days it feels like the washing machine door just won't open. Hang in there, brighter days are ahead
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 26, 2024 15:18:49 GMT
Foden has gone back to England for a pressing family matter. Probably to open the washing machine.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2024 16:54:41 GMT
Foden has gone back to England for a pressing family matter. Probably to open the washing machine. His partner is about to give birth. 3 kids at 24. Mind you he's a Manc. It's a wonder they aren't grandchildren. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 26, 2024 17:01:45 GMT
I'm going to have to ring a engineer.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 26, 2024 17:06:49 GMT
Is that Professor Calculus in the studio with Al, Wazza and St Garold?
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Post by Faceless on Jun 26, 2024 17:23:28 GMT
Foden has gone back to England for a pressing family matter. Probably to open the washing machine. His partner is about to give birth. 3 kids at 24. Mind you he's a Manc. It's a wonder they aren't grandchildren. I assume Fodens kids are grandchildren |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 26, 2024 17:40:16 GMT
I heard all these mediocre performances got you (the England fans) into the mediocre group and therefore easy route to the final. Is that not correct?  |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 26, 2024 17:46:50 GMT
Martin Keown doesn't half talk a load of old tut.
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