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Post by amipal on Aug 9, 2018 10:44:59 GMT
Vombat sounds like a bat that throws up everywhere.
Hello all. The house is not in fine fettle today, due to my son very quickly developing a cold/teething overnight. He's been crying/balling/grouchy since around 8pm last night.
I'd blame it on nursery, but reckon he picked something up on Sunday or Monday (factoring in incubation period).
In other news, I'm slow-cooking some pork for tonight's dinner. Burritos. Hopefully it all works out okay - I get the impression that this recipe book is basically to convince you that it's not worth the over five hours of effort, and to go to the chef's restaurant instead.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 9, 2018 10:52:24 GMT
I’ve been informed that Rockstar are releasing/showing gameplay footage of RDR2 tonight. Which will probably fail to mention the Wells-Fargo cards you can purchase to top up your horse, gunz etc. Hmm. Wonder if horse glitching will be a thing. Hello everyone. I'm at work today. it's my Friday as per. Watched Better Call Saul on the commute. Good start to the series. I heart Mike. Played a bit of GTA last night and downloaded Mafia III. I may have attempted a car glitch just at the point my pals PSN ran out so it failed miserably. They really do proper kick you once it runs out. It was like a minute past midnight. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 9, 2018 11:55:45 GMT
Killed it.
Ham and cheese croissant for lunch.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 9, 2018 12:06:18 GMT
Rocky Road for lunch.
I also broke my day rule for Fortnite and played 4 games. I killed no-one.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 9, 2018 12:22:45 GMT
Limerick anyone?
There was a young chap Baby Fark
Who thought that life was but a lark,
He looked just like a toad
He travelled a rocky road,
And in Fortnite could not find his mark.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 9, 2018 12:34:46 GMT
That's the Mycoprotein talking isn't Shenguin?
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 9, 2018 12:36:53 GMT
Hello
I deliberately span someone on Grans Tiramisu last night. It was neither big nor clever but it was warranted, so that's fine. There are only so many times you can squeeze me off the road before there are consequences.
Its raining rather nicely here, I look forward to a decent night sleep for the first time in 2 months. Perhaps tomorrow I will be less cranky* and my brain will start working again.**
In Sinister War Dollies news, I've been building a swamp***. It is going quite well. I am at the stage where I have finished the reeds and I am now onto the banks and surrounding ground. For this I use dried herbs, reptile substrate and sand. I am the coolest.
* I absolutely will not
** It absolutely will not
*** A 1:54 scale model of Washington DC. MAGA! U.S.A! U.S.A!****
**** This is satire
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2018 12:49:10 GMT
What the hell is reptile substrate when it is at home?
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Post by Destry on Aug 9, 2018 12:56:21 GMT
Lunch: Courgette fritters with sweet chilli sauce.
In other news it's absolutely pissing down here in South London.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2018 13:08:54 GMT
Lunch: Reptile substrate on brown, salad garnish.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 9, 2018 13:10:00 GMT
Lunch: Chilli burger and chips
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2018 13:14:30 GMT
Great to see some commentators BTL on the Guardian think Amipal is on crack.
As Elaine Paige sang “I know him so well”
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 9, 2018 13:20:48 GMT
Lunch was cheese sandwich due to opening the fridge and not finding much inside it.
We already had the absolutely pissing it down bit yesterday afternoon, it's pleasantly cool and damp here.
In other news, I've finally booked my flight on Sunday to visit my mum. Mr Tent Rooster and the cat will be left to fend for themselves during this time. I'm excited to find out who's eaten whom by the end.
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Post by scubar on Aug 9, 2018 13:29:32 GMT
Great to see some commentators BTL on the Guardian think Amipal is on crack. As Elaine Paige sang “I know him so well” link? I could do with a laugh |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 9, 2018 13:33:01 GMT
Lunch: Reptile substrate on brown, salad garnish. Oh, you've cleaned your fridge. About time, I might add. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 9, 2018 13:51:15 GMT
Great to see some commentators BTL on the Guardian think Amipal is on crack. As Elaine Paige sang “I know him so well” link? I could do with a laugh I believe he's talking about the comment on the Stuart "is this satire?" Heritage article. discussion.theguardian.com/comment-permalink/119238198 |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 9, 2018 13:56:16 GMT
What the hell is reptile substrate when it is at home? When you're finished with your spare reptiles, you grind them up into a tasty substrate. Perfect for kids!
Oh wait, that's post-brexit. Its just coconut bark and bits that are ground up and used on the bottom of reptile and invertebrate* enclosures.
*like Michael Gove
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2018 14:42:00 GMT
Looks like everyone's choked on a mouthful of reptile substrate.
Ah well.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2018 14:42:39 GMT
I might call you an ambulance in a bit.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2018 14:43:34 GMT
Waits
Time passes.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2018 14:44:26 GMT
Sits down and starts singing about gold.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2018 14:48:21 GMT
You ambulance
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Post by amipal on Aug 9, 2018 14:50:59 GMT
I can categorically state that I am not, nor have ever been, on crack.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 9, 2018 14:51:57 GMT
Lovely and cool here in Sheffield, no rain though. Got some Stellas chilling in the fridge and haven't drunk booze since Sunday night. Lasagna for dinner.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 9, 2018 15:00:01 GMT
> cleave sheep's head
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