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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 11:28:24 GMT
I wonder if Harry will invite his Dad to his stag do? It would be nice to see James Hewitt there. |
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Post by shotput82 on Nov 27, 2017 11:28:50 GMT
Just had one comment disappeared over at the other place. Was off topic so not surprised really. I was on the bus at the weekend and someone didn't seem to like my new Tom Ford aftershave. From your postings you're from my neck of the woods but unless your a middle-aged woman it wasn't me. Though if it does smell that bad I'd be asking for a refund. |
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Post by etimmeh on Nov 27, 2017 11:30:36 GMT
I assume the Lisbon aquarium is just tank after tank of Portugese Man of War (Man of Wars? Men of War? Mans of War?) Mano a Phwoar? |
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Post by EasilyLead on Nov 27, 2017 11:30:50 GMT
Don't go to aquariums you fucking simpletons. If you want to see fish then go diving.
Morning, by the way.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Nov 27, 2017 11:33:20 GMT
Don't go to aquariums you fucking simpletons. If you want to see fish then go diving. Morning, by the way. Does the sea have a gift-shop, snackateria or bathroom and baby changing facilities? If the sea wants to remain competitive for the modern tourist, it needs to up its game. |
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Post by Destry on Nov 27, 2017 11:35:12 GMT
I assume the Lisbon aquarium is just tank after tank of Portugese Man of War (Man of Wars? Men of War? Mans of War?) Portuguese man-of-war plural Portuguese man-of-wars also Portuguese men-of-war : any of a genus (Physalia of the family Physaliidae) of large tropical and subtropical pelagic siphonophores having a crested bladderlike float which bears the colony comprised of three types of zooids on the lower surface with one of the three having nematocyst-equipped tentacles According to Merriam Webster, whoever she is. |
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Post by cobblers on Nov 27, 2017 11:35:48 GMT
Don't go to aquariums you fucking simpletons. If you want to see fish then go diving. Morning, by the way. This. Unless you go diving where I go diving, in which case you’ll see fuck all and spend most of your time utterly fucking terrified you’re about to drown in a wreck. Lah di dah Far East 10m vis wankers. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Nov 27, 2017 11:38:58 GMT
So even one Portugese Man of War isn't actually a single animal?
It's a bunch of other animals clinging together and pretending to be a single entity?
Bobby Bullshit!
So what? If four chimps stood on each others shoulders and put on a long coat, would these 'so-called' zoologists say they were a brand new species?
This is our tax dollars they're wasting!
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Post by Destry on Nov 27, 2017 11:43:20 GMT
So even one Portugese Man of War isn't actually a single animal? It's a bunch of other animals clinging together and pretending to be a single entity? Bobby Bullshit! So what? If four chimps stood on each others shoulders and put on a long coat, would these 'so-called' zoologists say they were a brand new species? This is our tax dollars they're wasting! A chimp chiminee? |
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 27, 2017 11:43:31 GMT
What I want to know is what's wrong with a good old British Man of War? Our aquariums are full of these foreigners undercutting honest, hard-working veterans.
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Post by GetOver on Nov 27, 2017 11:43:56 GMT
"If four chimps stood on each others shoulders and put on a long coat, would these 'so-called' zoologists say they were a brand new species?"
That is actually a zoologist. Mel, Kins, and two others from here that I forget. Rolling? Are you one of these chimps?
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Post by etimmeh on Nov 27, 2017 11:46:48 GMT
This. Unless you go diving where I go diving, in which case you’ll see fuck all and spend most of your time utterly fucking terrified you’re about to drown in a wreck. Except you constantly disappoint us by never doing so. Couldn't you just drown once? For us? |
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Post by HumOfEvil on Nov 27, 2017 11:48:04 GMT
Halloo
This weekend I mostly played Wolfenstien 2 which is batshit mental.
I also went to see And So i watch you From Afar who were excellent.
Today I got caught up is sales fever and bought a switch. Idiot.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 27, 2017 11:50:00 GMT
If you want to see fish in their natural state go to the chip shop
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Post by EasilyLead on Nov 27, 2017 11:50:09 GMT
Don't go to aquariums you fucking simpletons. If you want to see fish then go diving. Morning, by the way. This. Unless you go diving where I go diving, in which case you’ll see fuck all and spend most of your time utterly fucking terrified you’re about to drown in a wreck. Lah di dah Far East 10m vis wankers. 10m! I wouldn't get out of bed for 10m* 15-20 average. 30 on a good day. *Actually at the moment it's more like 5m. And I do get out of bed. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Nov 27, 2017 11:50:42 GMT
Whatever the case, I think we can all agree that these four chimps pose the utmost risk to the security and stability of the country and must be hunted down so they can face the full wrath of the law.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 11:51:37 GMT
Cobblers you should try Bog Snorkeling instead. Sod exotic fish in beautiful surroundings, try coming across a two pound ripped nobbler in a dreary Stoke ditch.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 27, 2017 11:52:50 GMT
Lord knows I try, but I keep being harpooned and dragged back to the surface.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 27, 2017 11:52:51 GMT
Going diving with Cobblers sounds amazing and terrifying in equal measure.
The last thing you would ever see is a rubbered up Cobblers.
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Post by amipal on Nov 27, 2017 11:55:30 GMT
Don't go to aquariums you fucking simpletons. If you want to see fish then go diving. Morning, by the way. This. Unless you go diving where I go diving, in which case you’ll see fuck all and spend most of your time utterly fucking terrified you’re about to drown in a wreck. Lah di dah Far East 10m vis wankers. No thank you. Edit: pretty sure I was replying to Destry. Oh well. amipal tired. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 27, 2017 11:59:05 GMT
That is actually a zoologist. Mel, Kins, ... Respectable |
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Post by cobblers on Nov 27, 2017 12:01:10 GMT
Going diving with Cobblers sounds amazing and terrifying in equal measure. The last thing you would ever see is a rubbered up Cobblers. one of the things they don’t show you on The Blue Planet. |
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Post by Destry on Nov 27, 2017 12:01:14 GMT
This. Unless you go diving where I go diving, in which case you’ll see fuck all and spend most of your time utterly fucking terrified you’re about to drown in a wreck. Lah di dah Far East 10m vis wankers. No thank you. Wrong Quote button? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 27, 2017 12:01:27 GMT
What I want to know is how long I've got to wait until you chimps come up with any Shakespeare plays
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Post by GetOver on Nov 27, 2017 12:01:56 GMT
Scubar
It is the mission where I have to kidnap the foreman. I get him but I am then attacked by his men. I seem to only use my fists in a fight where the others come at me with a knife. What gives?
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