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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 27, 2017 13:13:30 GMT
"If four chimps stood on each others shoulders and put on a long coat, would these 'so-called' zoologists say they were a brand new species?" That is actually a zoologist. Mel, Kins, and two others from here that I forget. Rolling? Are you one of these chimps? Not me guv'nor. I can't tell one end of a chimp from the other, which led to an amusing incident at Edinburgh zoo in 1992.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 27, 2017 13:16:48 GMT
I'm having a little Katsu chicken and rice number for lunch.
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Post by FieryMeat on Nov 27, 2017 13:25:21 GMT
Alright?
We looked after a dog this weekend so game time was limited in place of going for long walks. I did start the last Dark Souls 2 dlc though - it has a slight Demon's feel, what with being in a castle and all. Haven't met the boss yet.
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Post by EasilyLead on Nov 27, 2017 13:30:38 GMT
Morning! Just back from Australia, what did you lot do to get FRANK so riled up? I like to visit Australia. It makes me remember that Britain isn’t the fattest, stupidest, most racist country.
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yggdrasil
Junior Member
I don't bite
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Post by yggdrasil on Nov 27, 2017 13:46:38 GMT
Chicken and Cheese sandwiches for lunch.
Getting slowly grumpier as the day rolls by but thankfully I've got a game of 40K this evening. Should be interesting.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 13:51:34 GMT
The large lunch time curry was a mistake. I now really need the toilet. I will learn from this.
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Post by HumOfEvil on Nov 27, 2017 13:53:38 GMT
The large lunch time curry was a mistake. I now really need the toilet. I will learn from this. Are you not allowed to go to the toilet?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 14:04:54 GMT
The large lunch time curry was a mistake. I now really need the toilet. I will learn from this. Are you not allowed to go to the toilet? I share an office with 2 other people and I don't want to stick the toilet out with an epic curry shit.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 27, 2017 14:09:57 GMT
Are you not allowed to go to the toilet? I share an office with 2 other people and I don't want to stick the toilet out with an epic curry shit. How quickly do you think you digest food?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 14:13:49 GMT
I share an office with 2 other people and I don't want to stick the toilet out with an epic curry shit. How quickly do you think you digest food? "Experts" say 6 to 8 hours. But if I crapped now there may still be a terrible curry smell. I can't take the risk, I will put a cork in it until the train station.
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Post by etimmeh on Nov 27, 2017 14:13:56 GMT
Monday question! If you'd eaten a massive curry and as a result needed to do a big shit, would you go to the toilet or sit at your desk bitching about it on an internet forum?
I'd go to the toilet. Because I'm not a fucking idiot.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 27, 2017 14:18:28 GMT
Can't take the risk? What happened to your much lauded 'bravery'? Also, I can't quite edit quotes.
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Post by GetOver on Nov 27, 2017 14:21:32 GMT
What's everyone drinking themselves to death with tonight?
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Post by scubar on Nov 27, 2017 14:22:30 GMT
Can't take the risk? What happened to your much lauded 'bravery'? Also, I’m the phantom recommender. Very brave of you to come forward
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 14:23:00 GMT
You people don't understand, there are some real toilet nazis here, always complaining about something in there as we occasionally have to share with the first floor. We have signs now on the door asking you to make sure you don't leave a mess and to use the brush.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 27, 2017 14:24:21 GMT
What's everyone drinking themselves to death with tonight? Running and/or weights. I can’t stop crying.
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Post by GetOver on Nov 27, 2017 14:24:23 GMT
Can't take the risk? What happened to your much lauded 'bravery'? Also, I’m the phantom recommender and I touch myself at night. Very brave of you to come forward and touch me. Scubar!
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 27, 2017 14:24:51 GMT
I'd wander off and find a different toilet and stink THAT one out.
Anyway, it was you who brought up bog snorkelling.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 27, 2017 14:26:47 GMT
We have signs now on the door asking you to make sure you don't leave a mess and to use the brush. So, you want to leave a mess but the nazis stop you?
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 27, 2017 14:27:21 GMT
How many floors? Is there not another toilet or a ladies you can use?
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Post by scubar on Nov 27, 2017 14:28:13 GMT
Very brave of you to come forward and touch me. Scubar is the best and I want to have his babies! Aww
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Post by etimmeh on Nov 27, 2017 14:30:04 GMT
The Nazis really couldn't stand a messy toilet. Aryans definitely did the cleanest turds. One sheet for a wipe and done.
Can you imagine goose-stepping if you were desperate for a shit?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 14:31:31 GMT
We have signs now on the door asking you to make sure you don't leave a mess and to use the brush. So, you want to leave a mess but the nazis stop you? You never work with people who moan excessively about the state of the toilets, fridge or microwave? I am not saying it's me causing it mind.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 27, 2017 14:31:34 GMT
Are you not allowed to go to the toilet? I share an office with 2 other people and I don't want to stick the toilet out with an epic curry shit. This is exactly what toilets are for, no? That, and quiet contemplation. And meeting new people
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 14:32:21 GMT
How many floors? Is there not another toilet or a ladies you can use? We have to use the disabled toilet on the ground floor. I can't access the other floors.
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