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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 27, 2017 14:32:36 GMT
I miss Babyfark's constant barrage of jokes. Me too. You guys are the worst. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 27, 2017 14:33:13 GMT
people who moan excessively about the state of the toilets, fridge or microwave?
Are they all in the same room?
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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 27, 2017 14:33:45 GMT
You people don't understand, there are some real toilet nazis here, always complaining about something in there as we occasionally have to share with the first floor. We have signs now on the door asking you to make sure you don't leave a mess and to use the brush. How would they find out it was you? Just say you have to do 'something else' and leave the room. And then come back and say 'GOD!!! I really a shit but Im going wait till the train station, you know what the toilet Nazis around here are like!'' |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 27, 2017 14:34:46 GMT
What's everyone drinking themselves to death with tonight? Alcohol. I can't stop crying. |
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Post by scubar on Nov 27, 2017 14:34:48 GMT
I find them incredibly easy to masturbate to. Dude |
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 27, 2017 14:34:50 GMT
Heil Shitler!
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 27, 2017 14:37:21 GMT
How many floors? Is there not another toilet or a ladies you can use? We have to use the disabled toilet on the ground floor. I can't access the other floors. Is there a way of asking BabyFark if he's disabled, without sounding like an absolute jerk? I suspect not. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 27, 2017 14:38:27 GMT
Just go. If the Nazis are giving you disapproving looks tell them it was either that or a massive curry fart right in the office
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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 27, 2017 14:39:15 GMT
BabyFark should buy some Lufterfrischer before he sinks Das Boot
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 27, 2017 14:43:34 GMT
BabyFark should buy some Lufterfrischer before he sinks Das Boot And become a Nazi collaborator? Vive la resistance! |
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 27, 2017 14:46:49 GMT
BabyFark should buy some Lufterfrischer before he sinks Das Boot And become a Nazi collaborator? Vive la resistance! The Lufterfrischer would help topple the third reek... assuming he's been twice today already which doesn't seem unreasonable at this point. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 27, 2017 14:50:15 GMT
How many floors? Is there not another toilet or a ladies you can use? We have to use the disabled toilet on the ground floor. I can't access the other floors. You can't access the other floors? Who do you work for? OCP? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 27, 2017 14:50:39 GMT
The Nazis really couldn't stand a messy toilet. Aryans definitely did the cleanest turds. One sheet for a wipe and done. Can you imagine goose-stepping if you were desperate for a shit? |
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Post by Destry on Nov 27, 2017 14:53:54 GMT
You people.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 27, 2017 14:57:26 GMT
What's worse than being stuck with babyfarkmcgeezak in an office with a shared toilet?
Being stuck with babyfarkmcgeezak in a U-boat.
"Mayday, Mayday, ve are stinking"
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Post by EasilyLead on Nov 27, 2017 14:57:51 GMT
Poo chat is the worst.
Steal one of your colleagues Tupperware lunchboxes. Take it into the loo with you. Crap in the box then return it. Blame your other colleague.
The simple solutions are are always best.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 27, 2017 15:07:12 GMT
hello? ...
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 27, 2017 15:08:56 GMT
I'd give it ten minutes if I were you |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 27, 2017 15:09:35 GMT
At the last place I worked occasionally someone would go to town in the disabled toilet, leaving it in a right state. The amount of poo in there was massive. It would be smeared all the place to with thick wedges of toilet paper chucked in. An attempt had been made to flush, but the thing would not flush properly and instead the toilet would erupt all over the floor leaving shit everywhere. The offender was known as the "Toilet Monster" and a few people were suspected, the most notable candidate being a huge lady who worked in the team opposite ours.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 27, 2017 15:09:52 GMT
ah man...
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Post by GetOver on Nov 27, 2017 15:11:23 GMT
Lazy!
That drawing is superb. Welcome.
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Post by GetOver on Nov 27, 2017 15:12:24 GMT
I am going Ice Skating tonight. I shall glide like Robin Cousins.
Cobblers
Any tips?
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Post by etimmeh on Nov 27, 2017 15:14:39 GMT
Skating! Is great fun except for everyone else getting in the way of me enjoying myself.
Much like life, I suppose.
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Post by EasilyLead on Nov 27, 2017 15:15:28 GMT
Lazy! Hello
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Post by lazybones on Nov 27, 2017 15:17:13 GMT
Lazy! That drawing is superb. Welcome. It's *me* (pats chest) |
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