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Post by Destry on Sept 12, 2018 11:30:12 GMT
That bench is rubbish. How are you supposed to sit on that? Now, if you want a proper bench, Scarborough railway station’s yer lad. Longest railway bench in Britain, and all of it useable. Longest bench my arse. If that's the one that winds around the promenade on East Beach then I've seen it. I didn't realise it has a claim to fame. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2018 11:32:06 GMT
The only possible reason I can think of to ever visit Littlehampton is if you're in Arundel and desperately need to get to a wetherspoons.
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Post by Destry on Sept 12, 2018 11:33:41 GMT
The only possible reason I can think of to ever visit Littlehampton is if you're in Arundel and desperately need to get to a wetherspoons. Strikes Arundel off today's itinerary. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 12, 2018 11:41:04 GMT
OTTM: My bin smells this morning of stale piss. Which one of you was it? Recent events would have me looking suspiciously at the dog, however in this case, just how did you come by your forum handle, Mister Tiddles? ? ? ?
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Post by toolio2010 on Sept 12, 2018 11:41:05 GMT
Stallone dressed appropriately for all one adventure there.... That outfit looks fine for the journey to the bank, but where will he put the 48 bags of vegetarian chicken on the way back? That's why the shorts have pockets |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2018 11:55:01 GMT
Games: a little bit of dinosaur jumping cactuses on Chrome waiting for a better signal. Nothing else. What's your highest score? It annoys me when you're doing well and signal comes back and you come out of it. It should wait till you die then load. I have got over 1000 a few times, but the high score on that seems to be about the only thing Google doesn't remember about me. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 12, 2018 12:13:28 GMT
Cheese sandwich.
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Post by Destry on Sept 12, 2018 12:24:36 GMT
Gregg's Steak Bake which I sat on in the car.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 12, 2018 12:39:50 GMT
Gregg's Steak Bake which I sat on in the car. That's a novel way of warming up a steak bake. I had a Thai green curry with vegetarian chicken. Or at least chicken is closest to whatever it pretended to be. Chewy but tasty. |
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Post by cobblers on Sept 12, 2018 12:41:14 GMT
Cheese onion and wiejska sarnie, Bahamian hot sauce, beans, cherry coke. Delicious.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2018 12:47:52 GMT
Cheese sandwich, with self-loathing and despair.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 12, 2018 12:54:50 GMT
Cheese sandwich, with self-loathing and despair. Try having it with chutney. Tastes a lot better. |
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 12, 2018 12:57:34 GMT
Author event in work. Not many folk turned up. Always excruciating when that happens.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 12, 2018 12:58:02 GMT
Pitta bread with houmous and falafel. I am so hungry.
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Post by cobblers on Sept 12, 2018 13:06:26 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2018 13:12:16 GMT
Cheese sandwich, with self-loathing and despair. Try having it with chutney. Tastes a lot better. Alright Delia, calm down. I'll stick with having it my way. It was free in the appalling training session I'm in, and chutney wasn't an option. Self-loathing and despair was mandatory. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2018 13:57:17 GMT
Try having it with chutney. Tastes a lot better. Alright Delia, calm down. I'll stick with having it my way. It was free in the appalling training session I'm in, and chutney wasn't an option. Self-loathing and despair was mandatory. Training in being appalling? Waste of money |
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Post by Pyjakson on Sept 12, 2018 14:03:26 GMT
Alright Delia, calm down. I'll stick with having it my way. It was free in the appalling training session I'm in, and chutney wasn't an option. Self-loathing and despair was mandatory. Training in being appalling? Waste of money An appalling waste of money. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Sept 12, 2018 14:06:31 GMT
My mate is Portsmouth today and just sent me a message saying it's a shit hole.
He is from East Kilbride. That is his baseline comparison for towns and cities and Portsmouth still manages to be classed a shit hole. Can it really be that bad?
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 12, 2018 14:12:25 GMT
Hi!
So after my meeting with Korean bigwigs on Monday I also had to do a presentation on SCIENCE! today in front of people who also do SCIENCE! and so would know if I was bullshitting. I was only given a weeks notice. I was assigned 4 new experimental studies on the same day.
No, I haven't slept this week. It was a pant shitting week all round.
It went quite well, and I only got asked 2 questions both of which I could answer. This means one of two things:
1: I did SCIENCE! well. 2: I did SCIENCE! bad.
I had a little display and everything.
GAMES: You're having a giraffe, I've been too busy not sleeping and cleaning the shit out of my trousers. You know, like Cobblers, but for a different reason. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2018 14:15:13 GMT
My mate is Portsmouth today and just sent me a message saying it's a shit hole. Can it really be that bad? Yes |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2018 14:23:44 GMT
Southsea, the southernmost tip of Portsmouth, is ok. The rest of it is a fucking dump.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 12, 2018 14:31:06 GMT
I reckon Melvazord just got up in front of his audience and did a hyperactive run through of Gangnam Style while waving a Bunsen burner in the air and shouting the word SCIENCE! The daft racist.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 12, 2018 14:31:31 GMT
I like it! I can never find anywhere to sit down on when waiting for a train. How many seats you reckon one would like to put between oneself and someone who's been shitting their pants (as can happen for a number of reasons, not least because they had to bluff their way in SCIENCE!)? |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 12, 2018 14:44:07 GMT
I reckon Melvazord just got up in front of his audience and did a hyperactive run through of Gangnam Style while waving a Bunsen burner in the air and shouting the word SCIENCE! The daft racist. Actually it was Idol by BTS and a volumetric flask filled with my own piss, but close enough. |
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