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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 29, 2018 15:41:36 GMT
I can't wait for DPD to bring in automated deliveries, which will likely consist of back of a fag packet calculations and a rather large catapult.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 29, 2018 15:46:44 GMT
Busy as hell, looks like Tuffers has things under control. Carry on.
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Post by amipal on Nov 29, 2018 16:01:17 GMT
I can't wait for DPD to bring in automated deliveries, which will likely consist of back of a fag packet calculations and a rather large catapult. Come home to a missing chimney pot: "You were out so we've returned the package to the depot." |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 29, 2018 16:32:02 GMT
More beer:
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup"
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 29, 2018 17:09:24 GMT
More beer: "I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup" Eddie Izzard? Are you channelling the whole Edinburgh Fringe? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 29, 2018 17:13:32 GMT
More beer: "I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup" Eddie Izzard? Are you channelling the whole Edinburgh Fringe? Eventually |
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 29, 2018 17:23:16 GMT
The first one was Steven Wright, I believe.
My favourite of his is "a friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place".
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 29, 2018 18:31:18 GMT
Killed it. Tough crowd.
No Steven Wright fans in here?
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 29, 2018 18:33:11 GMT
Killed it. Tough crowd. No Steven Wright fans in here? Loved the posse on his afternoon show. (Obvious jokes #503) |
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 29, 2018 18:52:21 GMT
The first one was Steven Wright, I believe. My favourite of his is "a friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place". I hope they placed and didn't get the participation award. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 29, 2018 19:01:50 GMT
My cat has puked all over the back of the sofa.
Then complained loudly about it. "Can you believe it?! Someone's thrown up in my favourite resting spot! Look at the state of it. This aggression will not stand! So what are you going to do about it?"
Yes, I'm fluent in Feline.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 29, 2018 19:02:37 GMT
Even more beer:
"I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around."
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 29, 2018 19:43:53 GMT
Mrs Cranks mum does the cooking on a Thursday. Coq-au-vin, potatoes and green beans. Followed by a pear sponge.
Incredible scenes.
Got some Bramble sour beer for BDT.
Not had a txt yet from dpd regarding the switch. Be next week probably.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 29, 2018 20:01:24 GMT
Who's going to break it to Crank that there is no Switch?
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 29, 2018 20:06:12 GMT
Mrs Cranks mum does the cooking on a Thursday. Coq-au-vin, potatoes and green beans. Followed by a pear sponge. Incredible scenes. Got some Bramble sour beer for BDT. Not had a txt yet from dpd regarding the switch. Be next week probably. Hate to be Captain no fun, but I have a 100% failure rate with dpd delivering things to my house. I'm sure you'll be fine though. I think they have an agenda against me. The last time was my new Sony phone. It only got sorted when I gave up with dpd and I phoned my phone network provider and threatened to cancel the new contract I'd just taken out for said phone. BDT! |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 29, 2018 20:10:42 GMT
Anyone been on RDR2 online yet?
Not been on it all week, but just booting up and it looks like it's downloading the online thingy.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 29, 2018 20:12:37 GMT
Crank,
It's possible you got the only honest DPD Christmas temp, but chances are if you want your Switch you're going to have to bid for it on eBay like everyone else.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 29, 2018 20:14:06 GMT
Nailed it. I was trying to be kind and also avoid any lawsuits. But yep.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 29, 2018 20:29:26 GMT
My cat has puked all over the back of the sofa. Then complained loudly about it. "Can you believe it?! Someone's thrown up in my favourite resting spot! Look at the state of it. This aggression will not stand! So what are you going to do about it?" Yes, I'm fluent in Feline. My wife's cat's fussier. 'Look at that puke! When are you going to clean that up!'. *gets cleaned up* Cat then pukes up in a fresh spot. 'Look at that puke! When are you going to clean that up!'. *grabs cat and uses it as a sponge*. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 29, 2018 20:33:51 GMT
Nobody heard anything from Scubar? No? I'm not surprised, he's with the angles now.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 29, 2018 20:36:24 GMT
My wife's cat's fussier. 'Look at that puke! When are you going to clean that up!'. *gets cleaned up* Cat then pukes up in a fresh spot. 'Look at that puke! When are you going to clean that up!'. *grabs cat and uses it as a sponge*. Mr Tiddles! You really mustn't let BDT get out of hand like that. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 29, 2018 20:41:44 GMT
DPD delivered the phone ok. That was probably to lull me into a false sense of security though.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 29, 2018 21:15:22 GMT
Anyone been on RDR2 online yet? Not been on it all week, but just booting up and it looks like it's downloading the online thingy. I've created my character, and am currently waiting for the opening cutscene to finally end |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 29, 2018 21:30:56 GMT
Anyone been on RDR2 online yet? Not been on it all week, but just booting up and it looks like it's downloading the online thingy. I've created my character, and am currently waiting for the opening cutscene to finally end I chickened out and went to the main story. Might have a go when BDT has worked its magic and I am invincible. Currently on beer no. 2 a lovely tipple of Mary Jane ale. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 29, 2018 21:51:40 GMT
Ok I just looked that up.
I thought you had weed beer.
I've had some Elvis juice and ibroprufen gel. Separately. Not some crazy cocktail.
Just watched the family day episode of community. Very funny.
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