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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 14:37:36 GMT
Bodger is dead. You people make me sick. Puts a new twist on the lyrics to their theme tune. "Bodger and Badger are never far away!" *nervously looks over shoulder* Other creepy children's TV characters? Demon headmaster- based on all the recent news he was almost definitely also a pedophile. The sun baby from tellytubbies |
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Post by Bink :) on Dec 5, 2017 14:44:23 GMT
Guests are the best.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 5, 2017 14:46:16 GMT
Yeah enjoy your "prove you're a human" tests each time you have to post. |
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 5, 2017 14:48:02 GMT
Yeah enjoy your "prove you're a human" tests each time you have to post. Just because you kept failing it. |
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Post by Sink the BINK on Dec 5, 2017 14:55:49 GMT
Yeah enjoy your "prove you're a human" tests each time you have to post. Handsome and brave? LOL |
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Post by Destry on Dec 5, 2017 14:58:06 GMT
This is why we can't have nice things
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Post by cobblers on Dec 5, 2017 15:00:09 GMT
This is why we can't have nice things speak for yourself. For me it’s a combination of crippling self-worth issues and a tendency to set fire to things. |
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 5, 2017 15:04:05 GMT
That's it, we're done.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 5, 2017 15:06:35 GMT
It's not a creepy kids TV character but I always found it unsettling on Crackerjack when the kids would have to put their faces in a tray of sticky treacle and retrieve a token with their mouth then put their face in a tray of dry foodstuffs, like Rice Crispies to retrieve a token with their mouth.
The dry stuff would stick to the sticky stuff and make their faces look all weird, like they had a terrible degenerative disease.
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Post by scubar on Dec 5, 2017 15:10:31 GMT
Boozehound hive mind
I require your assistance
I’ve got dad a bottle of ballantines whisky for Christmas already, but I’ve just seen a Johnnie walker blue label gift set for £50. Is it worth getting that instead?
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 5, 2017 15:14:20 GMT
Boozehound hive mind I require your assistance I’ve got dad a bottle of ballantines whisky for Christmas already, but I’ve just seen a Johnnie walker blue label gift set for £50. Is it worth getting that instead? Why, has he done something to upset you? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 5, 2017 15:16:39 GMT
Boozehound hive mind I require your assistance I’ve got dad a bottle of ballantines whisky for Christmas already, but I’ve just seen a Johnnie walker blue label gift set for £50. Is it worth getting that instead? You had might as well just get him a copy of the latest Razzle and Monster Munch multi pack. |
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Post by cobblers on Dec 5, 2017 15:17:13 GMT
Boozehound hive mind I require your assistance I’ve got dad a bottle of ballantines whisky for Christmas already, but I’ve just seen a Johnnie walker blue label gift set for £50. Is it worth getting that instead? No. I had some JW blue the other day and it’s utterly meh. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 5, 2017 15:25:15 GMT
Boozehound hive mind I require your assistance I’ve got dad a bottle of ballantines whisky for Christmas already, but I’ve just seen a Johnnie walker blue label gift set for £50. Is it worth getting that instead? You had might as well just get him a copy of the latest Razzle and Monster Munch multi pack. Thats the funniest thing you have ever written. ScubI echo everyone elses reply, why do you hate your dad? |
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Post by FieryMeat on Dec 5, 2017 15:26:19 GMT
Sounds like you should get the Johnnie Walker
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Post by scubar on Dec 5, 2017 15:27:48 GMT
You had might as well just get him a copy of the latest Razzle and Monster Munch multi pack. Thats the funniest thing you have ever written. ScubI echo everyone elses reply, why do you hate your dad? He likes whisky, he’s liked Johnnie walker I’ve got him in the past (or at least says he has) and Blue is meant to be the best. I’ll have to educate myself in whisky properly |
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Post by GetOver on Dec 5, 2017 15:35:52 GMT
I don't care much for whiskey. Another one of those same time tomorrow.
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Post by cobblers on Dec 5, 2017 15:42:30 GMT
The best Johnny walker is the spice road explorers club stuff you can get in airports, because it is cheap and nasty and tastes of rum. Four stars.
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Post by GetOver on Dec 5, 2017 15:46:50 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 5, 2017 15:52:57 GMT
Thats the funniest thing you have ever written. ScubI echo everyone elses reply, why do you hate your dad? He likes whisky, he’s liked Johnnie walker I’ve got him in the past (or at least says he has) and Blue is meant to be the best. I’ll have to educate myself in whisky properly Your dad needs to have a good long hard look at his life. I wouldn't clean my drains* with Johnnie Walker, its garbage. Any of the following is preferable: Highland Park Auchentoshan Laphroaig (This sorts the men from the boys...and also the quite often the living from the dead.) Jura Christ, I could go on, anything but Johnnie Walker. * yes this is a euphamism |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 5, 2017 15:53:21 GMT
While I was walking down a street last night, an 8 year old child I don't know loomed out of the twilight and screamed 'Donald Trump fake news!' in my face before his mother called him away. It was quite alarming, in an end of the world type way.
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 5, 2017 15:55:02 GMT
Afternoon.
As I arrived late for work, this morning, I've decided to leave early.
Two wrongs do not make a right.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 5, 2017 15:59:50 GMT
While I was walking down a street last night, an 8 year old child I don't know loomed out of the twilight and screamed 'Donald Trump fake news!' in my face before his mother called him away. It was quite alarming, in an end of the world type way. How do you know he was 8 years old? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 5, 2017 16:01:31 GMT
How do you know he was 8 years old? My companion recognised the young cove. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 5, 2017 16:04:16 GMT
How do you know he was 8 years old? My companion recognised the young cove. Hmmm. Ok, your story checks out. Don't go leaving town though |
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