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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 7, 2018 11:09:41 GMT
If I looked like Jim Post, I reckon I'd love my life too. My work Christmas lunch was predictably crap yesterday, a dismally anti-fun affair with no atmosphere of festive cheer, alcohol-fuelled T-bombs, or misuse of photocopiers whatsoever. Everyone just goes back to work afterwards instead of proceeding to the boozer to actually enjoy themselves. Sickening.
Today I am at home waiting for an electrician who may or may not turn up.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2018 11:16:07 GMT
Going to have to properly sort all the cables/plugs behind the TV unit I did this yesterday. Had to move the tv unit to make space for the Christmas tree. Gorilla-taped the shit out of all the cables. Very satisfying. Mrs Tids did this yesterday to make space for all the xmas shit. On the plus side, I am now typing from a very comfy armchair, I may even put some slippers on and put some decent shag in my pipe. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2018 11:21:52 GMT
My last post reminds me of something. I was walking past 2 scaffolders about 20 years ago (It was a posh area) and one of them said to the other, 'Could you hand me that wrench?', to which the other replied, 'I could, but I'd have to insist on a suck on the old piss-pipe first'.
Upmarket scaffolders.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 7, 2018 11:34:19 GMT
Interesting vid that destry dropped last night esp. Mark Gatiss's involvement
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 7, 2018 11:45:04 GMT
In other news I had a nice email from someone wanting "...pay me USD 1116" to avoid them sending my contacts, from various sources, a video from my webcam where I was "accessing" a naughty website.
They did this by the clever ruse of "..,your internet browser initiated functioning as a RDP having a keylogger which provided me access to your display and also webcam...after that i made a double-screen video. First part displays the video you were viewing and next part displays the recording of your webcam, and it is you."
Very clever, shame I don't have a webcam, do you think I should email back to help them out so they don't make the same mistake in the future?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 7, 2018 11:47:42 GMT
Opened up the Sand Kingdom in Odyssey. Not grabbed enough moons etc. yet though to leave.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2018 11:52:27 GMT
In other news I had a nice email from someone wanting "...pay me USD 1116" to avoid them sending my contacts, from various sources, a video from my webcam where I was "accessing" a naughty website. They did this by the clever ruse of "..,your internet browser initiated functioning as a RDP having a keylogger which provided me access to your display and also webcam...after that i made a double-screen video. First part displays the video you were viewing and next part displays the recording of your webcam, and it is you." Very clever, shame I don't have a webcam, do you think I should email back to help them out so they don't make the same mistake in the future? I'm not sure if you should e-mail them back, but if you did. Send them a picture of llamaman's avatar and tell them you are available for events etc.. to work off the debt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 7, 2018 11:56:26 GMT
Felice, stop trying to pretend it’s not true and send me the fucking money and I can make all this go away. OK?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 7, 2018 12:00:37 GMT
Felice, threaten to send it to all their contacts unless they pay you.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 7, 2018 12:01:55 GMT
Felice, stop trying to pretend it’s not true and send me the fucking money and I can make all this go away. OK? No admission but for an easy life I'll do it as soon as you send me your username and password, plus any security questions/answers that may be asked, for your internet banking to allow me to transfer the money in the most efficient way. Also your inside leg measurement |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 7, 2018 12:02:15 GMT
Which naughty website?
Asking for a friend, who has exhausted all of the well known sites
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Post by scubar on Dec 7, 2018 12:04:24 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 7, 2018 12:27:19 GMT
I'm not saying no Chatterboxer has an enormous penis, but I'm pretty convinced the loving relationship is a bullshit fantasy of one of you.
Edit: it's this sort of thing that made Baby say that mean thing about me, isn't it? I'll be in the toilet crying if anyone needs me.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 7, 2018 12:29:03 GMT
There's even the 12 inch pianist joke BTL, not even told properly. Can't people think of anything original? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2018 12:30:16 GMT
Felice, stop trying to pretend it’s not true and send me the fucking money and I can make all this go away. OK? Looks like we have a winner for 'like' of the year. Please, please, please, fellow bloggers, don't let Shenguin get this award...etc... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2018 12:33:22 GMT
There's even the 12 inch pianist joke BTL, not even told properly. Can't people think of anything original? Your face isn't original* *Balls. I see what you mean. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 7, 2018 12:33:43 GMT
In other news I had a nice email from someone wanting "...pay me USD 1116" to avoid them sending my contacts, from various sources, a video from my webcam where I was "accessing" a naughty website. They did this by the clever ruse of "..,your internet browser initiated functioning as a RDP having a keylogger which provided me access to your display and also webcam...after that i made a double-screen video. First part displays the video you were viewing and next part displays the recording of your webcam, and it is you." Very clever, shame I don't have a webcam, do you think I should email back to help them out so they don't make the same mistake in the future? I'm willing to not tell anyone that you post on here for 79.99? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 7, 2018 12:40:55 GMT
Felice, stop trying to pretend it’s not true and send me the fucking money and I can make all this go away. OK? Looks like we have a winner for 'like' of the year. Please, please, please, fellow bloggers, don't let Shenguin get this award...etc... Well you can reduce it by one if you choose to do so |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 7, 2018 12:43:18 GMT
Felice, stop trying to pretend it’s not true and send me the fucking money and I can make all this go away. OK? Looks like we have a winner for 'like' of the year. Please, please, please, fellow bloggers, don't let Shenguin get this award...etc... I for one welcome our new imprisoned brummie overlord. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2018 12:47:58 GMT
You're just all voting now because I said don't. Tossers.
OTTM: I have a brand new passport in my grubby, stained mitts now. Mwahahaha...
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Post by Faceless on Dec 7, 2018 12:50:02 GMT
Felice, stop trying to pretend it’s not true and send me the fucking money and I can make all this go away. OK? Looks like we have a winner for 'like' of the year. Please, please, please, fellow bloggers, don't let Shenguin get this award...etc... Blame babyfark. He's the reason shenguin is getting sympathy likes |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 7, 2018 12:56:51 GMT
To be fair being successfully bullied by Babyfark is pretty awful, I expect.
Like having your teeth break chewing mashed potato.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 7, 2018 13:05:24 GMT
I was just looking for a way to shoe-horn in a Star Wars quote.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 7, 2018 13:06:50 GMT
I feel like Bud Abbott
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 7, 2018 13:26:19 GMT
Cheese and Tomato sandwich today. Thought I would mix things up a bit on a Friday. Probably get a Chinese takeaway later, but unsure what to get and am open to any recommendations.
Quite nice outside now.
Astronomy talk
During the mornings recently has anyone noticed a really, really bright star low in the sky even when no other stars are about. Usually near the moon? Might be a planet or orbiting alien invader?
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