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Post by Tuffers on Dec 23, 2018 13:10:54 GMT
Hi
Because I am one of life's winners* I had a lie in followed by the (late) breakfast of champions
Tomatoes x 2, halved and grilled Bacon, smoked, thick cut, 3 rashes, fried Egg, fried, soft yolk Black pudding x 2 thick slices, grilled Toast x 2, white plus butter Cup of tea
*up for debate
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 13:18:09 GMT
So apparently eating a tray of sushi with chopsticks and getting soy/wasabi all over the table gets you a seat to yourself on busy Xmas trains. Who knew?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 13:25:02 GMT
TuffersThat just needs a tattie scone and some beans. But well played on the long lie.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 23, 2018 13:27:09 GMT
I am off to Mrs Fark's family's annual Xmas bash. Which would be fun if it weren't for all the kids running around. They flock to me too, making me default babysitter for the day.
I also played some PUBG badly.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 23, 2018 13:30:43 GMT
I agree about the beans. After googling 'wtf is a tottie scone? ' I also now agree with that too. Yummo!
In other news, today just got EVEN better. The rest of the family have all just gone out visiting/delivering presents.
Silence is golden. I really should play some games....
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 13:31:54 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 23, 2018 13:32:21 GMT
"I swear it's true your honour, kids just flock to me"
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 13:33:29 GMT
"I swear it's true your honour, kids just flock to me" "I was looking for Fortnite partners as my brother has had enough"
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2018 13:57:14 GMT
I've gone messed up and not had a drink yet today.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 23, 2018 14:36:35 GMT
I've gone messed up and not had a drink yet today. Still pissed from yesterday? Strong work.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2018 16:33:06 GMT
I've gone messed up and not had a drink yet today. Two hours later and I still have the same problem. Terrible work.
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Post by toolio2010 on Dec 23, 2018 17:22:17 GMT
Bad night's sleep so slow going today. Looking at a short hike and then a wood fire later
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 23, 2018 17:28:40 GMT
"I swear it's true your honour, kids just flock to me" "I was looking for Fortnite partners as my brother has had enough" The ten year old nephew was saying he wins a solo game at least once a day. I would find a way to get him on the team if he wasn't so young and also generally asleep at the hours I game.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 17:48:02 GMT
Visiting done. On the train. Home via Sainsbury's and the hipster artisan pizza place.
I have MarioKart 8 in my grubby paws.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2018 18:00:00 GMT
Sainsbury's is a hipster artisan pizza place.
My earlier problem has been resolved.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2018 18:12:12 GMT
My uncle visited today. Kept banging on about Fortnite and begging me to help him get a win. Then kept saying how much kids like to follow him around, filthy perv.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 18:13:33 GMT
Your face is a hipster artisan place. Wood fired with thrice cooked chips.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2018 18:18:09 GMT
Your Mum is a hipster artisan place. Tasty, popular and over-priced.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 18:21:46 GMT
Your Mum is a hipster artisan place. Tasty, popular and over-priced. I was going to make a comment about her being tasty in the days of the Cragburn Dancehall but as the first Google hit is from "Rampant Scotland" perhaps I won't. Plus I'm not Donald Trump.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 23, 2018 18:23:13 GMT
Isn't the problem of picking on Dianne Abbott not that she isn't sometimes stupid enough to deserve it, but that she's not particularly stupid by the standards of stupid MPs, and that she's massively exposed to online abuse and picked on out of all proportion? If she was white, male or a Tory she wouldn't get half as much shit. I'm not saying everyone who moans about her is a racist misogynist, but there's a fucking large crossover in that Venn diagram. Shenguin there, well, being Shenguin. It's got naff all to do with the body she sometimes inhabits. She's a dick, she's always been a dick and the the only thing that will change is that she'll become an even bigger dick. If she was white, male or a Tory she wouldn't get half as much shit. David Cameron, anyone? 2 recommends? You're all going on my (rather extensive) list.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2018 18:30:30 GMT
But why did you mention her entourage were all non-white? Does that have any relevance? Are you suggesting they only got the job because they were p.o.c.? Or maybe they could do the job and they were poc and perhaps under employed in parliamentary circles? But 12 seems excessive, yes.
I'm out on a limb here as i dunno the % of Afro Caribbean folk
a) in this country b) employed in parliament
Anyway. She may well still be a dick. Dunno.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 23, 2018 18:46:03 GMT
Diane Abbott wouldn't even be near my top 100 as she has not done anything to make this country materially worse in the last 20 years. There's a long queue of twunts in front of her, many of whom are clearly in the whale omelette category (Raab, Grayling, Williamson). You could argue that's due to lack of opportunity, so it's always possible she will move up the charts in future, who knows.
I have been drinking prosecco all afternoon at a friend's house. I had 2 large sausage rolls for lunch before going round. Once there, I ate about a dozen mini sausage rolls, followed by half a dozen cocktail sausages, plus a handful of Pringles for balance. What I am trying to say is, has anybody got any more sausages?
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 23, 2018 18:47:28 GMT
But why did you mention her entourage were all non-white? Does that have any relevance? Are you suggesting they only got the job because they were p.o.c.? Or maybe they could do the job and they were poc and perhaps under employed in parliamentary circles? But 12 seems excessive, yes. I'm out on a limb here as i dunno the % of Afro Caribbean folk a) in this country b) employed in parliament Anyway. She may well still be a dick. Dunno. Because most MPs only had a couple of goons with them. Jack Straw for example, was quite happy to walk about on his own. So, yes, it seemed relevant at the time. And, would people stop pulling me up on the p.o.c. crap, it's a true story, make your own minds up (and not about me). I can confirm she is a dick. Not this Dick, though...
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Post by Jumbulance on Dec 23, 2018 18:50:21 GMT
Hi
I'm on a train towards the wastes of the North West, namely Southport.
On a brighter note Super Smash turned up yesterday so the holidays won't be a complete bore.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 23, 2018 18:59:21 GMT
Hi I'm on a train towards the wastes of the North West, namely Southport. On a brighter note Super Smash turned up yesterday so the holidays won't be a complete bore. I'd never heard of Southport until yesterday, when I googled Lee Mack and found out he was from there. And now Jumbulance too (unless you are actually Lee Mack).
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