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Post by Destry on Dec 30, 2018 22:14:41 GMT
Anyways, I'm off to Brazil. Way too much info. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 22:32:08 GMT
Just back from dinner at Pizza Express with the boy. He absolutely amazed us with his calm behaviour We were there the other day. My child ate well but also used the large mirrors to watch herself dance. Also Mrs Cranks dad ordered something not on the menu. I'm hoping his pizza was the only one with spit on. Double sliced donkey cock (pepperoni) with red onions, green peppers and spit please my good man. Any pubes with that ? No thank you, I'm driving. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 30, 2018 22:42:16 GMT
I'm drunk. I don't want to drink any more, but the other people want me to. Please help.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 30, 2018 22:47:30 GMT
I just watched the Ghostbuster's remake, and it was far too long, it was also one of the funniest films I've seen but only for the first hour, the characters and actors were really good, the plot and story dragged after the initial burst, the last 10 minutes were good as well, the rest of it was rubbish.
tl;dr It could have been great as it was it was alright-ish
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 22:51:38 GMT
I'm drunk. I don't want to drink any more, but the other people want me to. Please help. Yeah right..."other people".....suuuure. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 30, 2018 22:52:00 GMT
Oh, I posted this earlier and then copped a stop, but one should stand by their statements, shouldn't they? Can you really make actual friends from these places? To me this is more like some kind of horrific virtual Ripley's believe it or not. And most of the time I can't/won't believe it. This veer's into the territory of "what is a friend?", as far as I'm concerned all* of you are virtual friends and a damn sight nicer** and more interesting*** than the "friends" I had in IRL at work, so yes, Virginia... Here's Joni Mitchell * except you, well even you, that one time ** I'm not sure whether this is a compliment or insult *** every person who has posted here regularly has either said something funny, interesting or something I didn't know, though never at the same time <edit> I just thought of this... everyone who has posted here about a shit thing that happened to them has had universal emotional support and conversely anyone who posted a good thing has a mixture of support and derision a pretty good definition of friendship |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 22:53:55 GMT
Erm, just in case that was a cry for help and you're a degenerate drunk (aren't we all) then my advice is, err take the easy way out. Wait,this isn't helping. Can someone step in and offer Shenguin better advice please, I need a refill.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 22:55:49 GMT
Oh, I posted this earlier and then copped a stop, but one should stand by their statements, shouldn't they? Can you really make actual friends from these places? To me this is more like some kind of horrific virtual Ripley's believe it or not. And most of the time I can't/won't believe it. This veer's into the territory of "what is a friend?", as far as I'm concerned all* of you are virtual friends and a damn sight nicer** and more interesting*** than the "friends" I had in IRL at work, so yes, Virginia... Here's Joni Mitchell * except you, well even you, that one time ** I'm not sure whether this is a compliment or insult *** every person who has posted here regularly has either said something funny, interesting or something I didn't know, though never at the same time <edit> I just thought of this... everyone who has posted here about a shit thing that happened to them has had universal emotional support and conversely anyone who posted a good thing has a mixture of support and derision a pretty good definition of friendship I was going to post to ask why this had disappeared, but then didn't. Cool. Story ey? I sort of agree btw. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 22:58:52 GMT
P.s is there a make equivalent of the aforementioned Brazilian? A zico perhaps? A Socrates? (smoking!).
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 22:59:54 GMT
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
MALE. FFS.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 30, 2018 23:05:08 GMT
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH MALE. FFS. We're here for you in all your shaving/sexual identities/angst dilemmas |
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Post by toolio2010 on Dec 30, 2018 23:11:16 GMT
Watching Star wars, a new hope you nerds. Eat that.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 23:14:14 GMT
Watching Star wars, a new hope you nerds. Eat that. Well done Toolio. You've started it now. 1. Empire strikes back 2. A new hope 3. Force awakens 4. Phantom menace - fuck you babyf 5. Rotj |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 30, 2018 23:21:39 GMT
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH MALE. FFS. We're here for you in all your shaving/sexual identities/angst dilemmas My main problem, hair wise, is I have enough everywhere on my body to weave jumpers for everyone in Britain. It's up top that's a bit of an issue. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 30, 2018 23:37:35 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 30, 2018 23:59:33 GMT
Watching Star wars, a new hope you nerds. Eat that. Well done Toolio. You've started it now. 1. Empire strikes back 2. A new hope 3. Force awakens 4. Phantom menace - fuck you babyf 5. Rotj I am so drunk I put my glasses down and lost them. If I was less intoxicated I would write a lengthy paragraph explaining why numbers 3 to 5 are all kinds of wrong. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 31, 2018 0:23:55 GMT
Thanks Tuffers. I had another drink, and then I was a bit sick in my mouth, and then I was a bit sick outside of my mouth, and then I had cheesy chips and some red wine. Now I have more red wine, and it's all fine.
I drink the drink or else I get the hose again. It's all fine. Really. Fine. No, really.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2018 0:54:47 GMT
Well done Toolio. You've started it now. 1. Empire strikes back 2. A new hope 3. Force awakens 4. Phantom menace - fuck you babyf 5. Rotj I am so drunk I put my glasses down and lost them. If I was less intoxicated I would write a lengthy paragraph explaining why numbers 3 to 5 are all kinds of wrong. Your face is a lengthy paragraph explaining why numbers 3 to 5 are all wrong. You blind drunken buffoon. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2018 0:57:21 GMT
Thanks Tuffers. I had another drink, and then I was a bit sick in my mouth, and then I was a bit sick outside of my mouth, and then I had cheesy chips and some red wine. Now I have more red wine, and it's all fine. I drink the drink or else I get the hose again. It's all fine. Really. Fine. No, really. Oof - red wine is definitely the worst for hangovers. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2018 0:59:14 GMT
I am so drunk I put my glasses down and lost them. If I was less intoxicated I would write a lengthy paragraph explaining why numbers 3 to 5 are all kinds of wrong. Your face is a lengthy paragraph explaining why numbers 3 to 5 are all wrong. You blind drunken buffoon. No offence. I'm holding a mirror up to myself. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2018 1:01:38 GMT
I'm going for a lie down. I will make sure I keep my eyelids open with matchsticks and watch Destrys dissapointed shakey head man until I fall asleep.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 31, 2018 1:19:13 GMT
Thanks Tuffers. I had another drink, and then I was a bit sick in my mouth, and then I was a bit sick outside of my mouth, and then I had cheesy chips and some red wine. Now I have more red wine, and it's all fine. I drink the drink or else I get the hose again. It's all fine. Really. Fine. No, really. Shut up and drink. |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 31, 2018 2:04:26 GMT
Watching Star wars, a new hope you nerds. Eat that. Well done Toolio. You've started it now. 1. Empire strikes back 2. A new hope 3. Force awakens 4. Phantom menace - fuck you babyf 5. Rotj The Walt Disney decision to rip up canon and rewrite 'history' guaranteed the alienation of increasingly larger numbers of SW fans. Add to that WD's need to substitute moralising propaganda for storytelling as the objective of the series and you have an untenable premise for a franchise. It's like a TV preacher taking over the rights to the Bible and rewriting the OT, changing the prophets to a make them women and/or black, white etc, rather than what they were. Most of all I hate the destruction of the thread of quasi-history that enabled the ready suspension of disbelief, the extirpation of that sense of wonder we originally shared; its replacement with a deflating mundanity tinged with misandry. "What fools men are..." Maybe, but not enough to buy any more of this revisionist nonsense. Next they will get the rights to LotR and we will find that Radagast the Gay and Gandalf the Bi have their own set of romantic adventures before sailing off from the Grey Havens (or Blue Havens in the PG version... |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 31, 2018 4:33:51 GMT
Oh, I posted this earlier and then copped a stop, but one should stand by their statements, shouldn't they? Can you really make actual friends from these places? To me this is more like some kind of horrific virtual Ripley's believe it or not. And most of the time I can't/won't believe it. Of course you can make friends in the 'box; just don't expect them to ooze over you. I read most of the nonsense the guys and guyesses write with great affection whilst regarding most of them as slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging Neanderthals whose primary measure of how good a game is the number of fast twitch, bloody ways they can kill things - preferably each other... |
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Post by toolio2010 on Dec 31, 2018 4:42:29 GMT
Watching Star wars, a new hope you nerds. Eat that. Well done Toolio. You've started it now. 1. Empire strikes back 2. A new hope 3. Force awakens 4. Phantom menace - fuck you babyf 5. Rotj Looking you all fell for the bait. None of this matters, a new hope every time. Nothing after return of the jedi, that's when it all goes wrong. |
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