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Post by cobblers on Dec 8, 2017 13:24:23 GMT
That’s not Bloodborne 2, that’s a gothic kebab simulator.
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Post by amipal on Dec 8, 2017 13:24:25 GMT
Gf has just booked tickets to Planet Earth 2 live at the Royal Albert Hall in May. Why yes, this is boasting. are they going to release lions into the auditorium or something? We can but hope. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 8, 2017 13:29:49 GMT
Bodybuilders argue about the number of days in a week. Chatterboxers argue about fractions in the value of wine.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 8, 2017 13:35:18 GMT
No no no. Stop getting wine wrong. To the end consumer 100 £5 bottles cost £500 but only have £100 worth of wine. One £104 bottle of wine also has £100 worth of wine, and costs £104. 104/500 is roughly 1/5. In the original post the value of the wine was not included in the cost of getting the wine to you. Indeed, which is why a £5 bottle of wine is £4 of getting it to you and £1 of wine. Likewise a £104 bottle of wine is £4 of getting it to you and £100 worth of wine. |
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Post by cobblers on Dec 8, 2017 13:41:12 GMT
None of you seem to be factoring in duty and VAT. Flagrant disregard for tax regimes.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 8, 2017 13:42:34 GMT
If you want to spend £500 on wine you sound like one of those people from maths questions in school who have something seriously wrong with them. What is the average chatterboxers christmas drinks bill? Going from the start of december through to halfway through jan?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 8, 2017 13:42:54 GMT
On the plus side, at least I did well in the open competition at camera club last night. Twenty out of twenty for both my images. Let's see if this works... Caught in a DropletStreet FoodYou should take a picture of my big red mushroom.  Wait what did you think I meant? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 13:43:00 GMT
In the original post the value of the wine was not included in the cost of getting the wine to you. Indeed, which is why a £5 bottle of wine is £4 of getting it to you and £1 of wine. Likewise a £104 bottle of wine is £4 of getting it to you and £100 worth of wine. So it costs 100 times (my bad not 25) more to get the same value of wine to you. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 8, 2017 13:43:14 GMT
The Guardian's banner add is currently suggesting I should reserve a place at Crisis for Christmas for £26.08. Looks like they think my life is going to spiral further soon. Probably because of the 100 bottles of wine. Oh well.
Can anyone spare me £25.98?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 8, 2017 13:47:01 GMT
The Guardian's banner add is currently suggesting I should reserve a place at Crisis for Christmas for £26.08. Looks like they think my life is going to spiral further soon. Probably because of the 100 bottles of wine. Oh well. Can anyone spare me £25.98? I would have thought your name was already with the doorman. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 8, 2017 13:47:46 GMT
None of you seem to be factoring in duty and VAT. Flagrant disregard for tax regimes. This is homemade, bathtub wine. Hence the disparity between value of wine to cost of bottling and production. For the £104 bottle, they rinse the dirt and scum out of the bath first. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 13:47:56 GMT
Melvazord - You grow Cubensis is that "lab"?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 8, 2017 13:50:27 GMT
Melvazord - You grow Cubensis is that "lab"? We do occasional work with controlled drugs in the lab*, but no magic mushrooms that I'm aware of. *By work I mean I'm off my tits. And by lab I mean squat. |
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Post by GetOver on Dec 8, 2017 13:50:38 GMT
Mel's desk is in a right old state. A total lack of respect for the art of mushroom painting.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 8, 2017 13:51:38 GMT
None of you seem to be factoring in duty and VAT. Flagrant disregard for tax regimes. No longer posting on the Guardian means everyone can reveal how they don't pay tax anyway like the members of the government? How many incidents don't get leaked to the media that happen in the subsidized bars in parliament? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 8, 2017 13:55:47 GMT
At what point do you feel your life started spinning out of control? It's worse than you think - I didn't even have any alcohol to sustain me |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 8, 2017 13:56:38 GMT
Mel's desk is in a right old state. A total lack of respect for the art of mushroom painting. I work in a lab, surrounded by neat freaks, ocd nutters and safety fascists all day. I like to make a right fucking mess when I get home. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 14:11:51 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 8, 2017 14:12:39 GMT
The Guardian banner ad is giving me 'Time to Retire?' Presumably a passive-aggressive comment on the amount of time I spend on the Guardian website.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 14:38:46 GMT
How attractive was the person who served you your lunch today?
For me it was 6.5/10.
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Post by Destry on Dec 8, 2017 14:41:07 GMT
How attractive was the person who served you your lunch today? For me it was 6.5/10. I served myself 4 stars |
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Post by cobblers on Dec 8, 2017 14:41:13 GMT
How attractive was the person who served you your lunch today? For me it was 6.5/10. My Guy was a hairier, shorter chatterboxer. Minus several thousand/10 |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 8, 2017 14:41:40 GMT
How attractive was the person who served you your lunch today? For me it was 6.5/10. I brought my own lunch. So....10/10 |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 8, 2017 14:43:44 GMT
Which would people prefer - Bloodborne 2 or a FromSoftware kebab shop simulator?
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 8, 2017 14:44:23 GMT
How attractive was the person who served you your lunch today? For me it was 6.5/10. 10/10 I used the self service checkout. |
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