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Post by cobblers on Dec 8, 2017 14:45:38 GMT
Oh, it’s you. Chilli and garlic? Chilli and garlic! Heh, heh, heh, heh. Mind how you go.
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 8, 2017 14:48:10 GMT
One of my mates used to swear by the kebab shop as the ideal location for a last ditch attempt at pulling on a night out. He liked them big.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 14:54:27 GMT
One of my mates used to swear by the kebab shop as the ideal location for a last ditch attempt at pulling on a night out. He liked them big. Yeah sometime you could bag one whilst grabbing a kebab, also the taxi rank was a decent last chance saloon to. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 8, 2017 14:56:21 GMT
That’s not Bloodborne 2, that’s a gothic kebab simulator. Doner of the First Sin? I'll see myself out |
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Post by Destry on Dec 8, 2017 14:57:37 GMT
One of my mates used to swear by the kebab shop as the ideal location for a last ditch attempt at pulling on a night out. He liked them big. Yeah sometime you could bag one whilst grabbing a kebab, also the taxi rank was a decent last chance saloon to. To what? Don't leave a guy hanging... |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 8, 2017 14:58:45 GMT
Which would people prefer - Bloodborne 2 or a FromSoftware kebab shop simulator? Does Kebab Shop Simulator contain a dating sim element? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 15:03:40 GMT
Yeah sometime you could bag one whilst grabbing a kebab, also the taxi rank was a decent last chance saloon to. To what? Don't leave a guy hanging... ...to find a member of the opposite sex sufficiently drunk and attractive enough to find your clichéd one liners, Joop stench and Ben Sherman shirt irresistible and consequently putting in motion a 10 minute embrace of saliva heavy petting while you try to grab as much as you can get away with. Both your friends and her's stand by awkwardly whilst this goes on. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 8, 2017 15:07:37 GMT
Shishless Discharge
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Post by Destry on Dec 8, 2017 15:13:38 GMT
To what? Don't leave a guy hanging... ...to find a member of the opposite sex sufficiently drunk and attractive enough to find your clichéd one liners, Joop stench and Ben Sherman shirt irresistible and consequently putting in motion a 10 minute embrace of saliva heavy petting while you try to grab as much as you can get away with. Both your friends and her's stand by awkwardly whilst this goes on. Oh, you millennials... |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 8, 2017 15:16:11 GMT
Reminds me of the Morrissey memoir that story baby.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 15:17:39 GMT
...to find a member of the opposite sex sufficiently drunk and attractive enough to find your clichéd one liners, Joop stench and Ben Sherman shirt irresistible and consequently putting in motion a 10 minute embrace of saliva heavy petting while you try to grab as much as you can get away with. Both your friends and her's stand by awkwardly whilst this goes on. Oh, you millennials... I'm generation x man, none of this millennial malarkey for me. I'm a real man and like to see the terrified whites of their eyes when I am rejected, not by some stranger swiping to the right on Tinder. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 8, 2017 15:20:24 GMT
Bit Brian Singer/Harvey Weinsteinish
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Post by Quietcontemplation on Dec 8, 2017 15:22:32 GMT
I'm generation x man, none of this millennial malarkey for me. I'm a real man and like to see the terrified whites of their eyes when I am rejected, not by some stranger swiping to the right on Tinder. O.o |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 8, 2017 15:25:54 GMT
I can confirm that I am currently seeking treatment for my past behavior and stress that all acts I participated in were consensual.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 8, 2017 16:16:54 GMT
So who's monster hunting tonight? I shall be after Mrs Crank goes to bed. I've just read that back. Err.
Who's playing the beta of Monster Hunter: Worlds tonight? I shall be later on once the TV is free. It was only a 5 gig download and it says its not saving stuff which is a bit poor.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 8, 2017 16:19:27 GMT
So who's monster hunting tonight? I shall be after Mrs Crank goes to bed. I've just read that back. Err. Sniffing round the kebab shops, seeing who you can meet? |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 8, 2017 16:23:49 GMT
I thought it came across that way in your post. Someone else who was drunk and looking for a lumber.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 8, 2017 16:26:34 GMT
Tbh if I'm drunk in a kebab shop I'm more interested in meat than meet. I'd be more interested in the food.
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Post by cobblers on Dec 8, 2017 16:56:44 GMT
If you’re sober in a kebab shop you’ve gone badly wrong.
Goodbye!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2017 17:40:05 GMT
What's everyone's evening plans? I have the house to myself so take away, booze, black sails and Zelda.
I am too excited.
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 8, 2017 17:54:29 GMT
Evening.
Millennial Update: the real life Chatterbox approach seemed to work.
Things I found out about the trainee (all which makes me think they are a 'box plant to troll me in real life):
1) is an XBOX fan boy (I've already alerted the relevant authorities).
2) doesn't like Bethesda RPGs
3) Has never played CIV, "'cus it sounds a bit shit".
4) Considers Grau readers either deluded hippies or dangerous socialist agitators.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 8, 2017 17:58:46 GMT
Evening. Millennial Update: the real life Chatterbox approach seemed to work. Things I found out about the trainee (all which makes me think they are a 'box plant to troll me in real life): 1) is an XBOX fan boy (I've already alerted the relevant authorities). 2) doesn't like Bethesda RPGs 3) Has never played CIV, "'cus it sounds a bit shit". 4) Considers Grau readers either deluded hippies or dangerous socialist agitators. To be fair he may have a point with 3 and 4... |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 8, 2017 18:04:35 GMT
BigG74 Is he a snowflake giant insect hater?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2017 18:05:05 GMT
He sounds like a prick whatever generation he comes from
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 8, 2017 18:08:41 GMT
BigG74 Is he a snowflake giant insect hater? I didn't solicit any opinion on any kind of invertebrates, including snowflakes. |
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