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Post by crankcaller on Jan 15, 2019 12:28:58 GMT
My mum's birthday was April 20th.
Papa?
I very sleepy and need some of those espressos. I may have problems trying to keep awake this afternoon at the reminiscence group I'm facilitating.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 15, 2019 12:37:02 GMT
I very sleepy and need some of those espressos. I may have problems trying to keep awake this afternoon at the reminiscence group I'm facilitating. Is this where a bunch of old people with dementia are dumped in the library for the afternoon? |
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Post by amipal on Jan 15, 2019 12:46:29 GMT
I chose a specific genre of video games and played it almost exclusively for a year to prepare the post Brexit apocalypse. Do any of you know how to control the recoil of a M16A4 in close quarter fighting when you need to defend that can of out-of-date pilchards you found buried in a bin outside a disused Aldi? *Taps nose" - I do. Using an M16 for close-quarter action seems ill-advised. An M4 carbine, an SA80A3, or some form of submachine gun would offer you a much better handling weapon. Now, short controlled bursts. |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 15, 2019 12:48:13 GMT
Eleven years ago a TV show I really liked finished with an ambiguous ending. I liked the ending at the time, still like it now, and absolutely couldn't give a flying fuck what the ambiguity meant.
Glad I've got that off my chest.
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Post by scubar on Jan 15, 2019 12:53:03 GMT
Eleven years ago a TV show I really liked finished with an ambiguous ending. I liked the ending at the time, still like it now, and absolutely couldn't give a flying fuck what the ambiguity meant. Glad I've got that off my chest. Hogan Knows Best? |
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Post by bellend on Jan 15, 2019 12:53:34 GMT
Dankylobongfarmer420
Dirty drug people
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 15, 2019 13:05:59 GMT
I very sleepy and need some of those espressos. I may have problems trying to keep awake this afternoon at the reminiscence group I'm facilitating. Is this where a bunch of old people with dementia are dumped in the library for the afternoon? No joke. The dementia group forgot it was on last time. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 15, 2019 13:23:47 GMT
Hi
Games - none. Although I'm no longer looking forward to finishing chapter 4 or rdr2...
Stockpiling - tins of kidney beans, black eyed beans, baked beans. And soup, all the tins of soup.
OTTM - I'd like to change my vote for prime Minister from Bobby Davro to bellend. His war on drugs is just what we need to sort out all these berks smashed on goofballs.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Jan 15, 2019 13:52:36 GMT
Watch out for carbon monoxide if you’re trying to hide your food from the neighbours. Best of luck! I've got this covered. At the first sign of societal collapse I'm going to go full tiddles and murder all my neighbours. This is the extent of my brexit planning so far, but it feels like a logical first step. I'll be targetting the nearest food banks. They're virtually defenceless. Easy pickings. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 15, 2019 13:55:00 GMT
The thought of all the cold greasy burgers and cold greasy fries was impacting the enjoyment of my breakfast. It's now impacting the enjoyment of my lunch. Fortunately Trump's demand for the funding of a border wall is not only resulting in a government shutdown. It's also an opportunity for a brand new Randy Rainbow video: ... two folding chairs and a bike lock |
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Post by cobblers on Jan 15, 2019 13:55:01 GMT
Tuffers there, ensuring gas supplies will not suffer interruption in the event of no deal.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 15, 2019 14:24:43 GMT
Dankylobongfarmer420 Dirty drug people Bellend there, if that even is his real name, getting all worked up about cheating in pétanque. |
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 15, 2019 14:35:52 GMT
Found out I had a pick here.
"Ooh was it something insightful and intelligent"
No its the only thing I remember from Adam and Joe.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 15, 2019 14:36:52 GMT
Dankylobongfarmer420 Dirty drug people Bellend there, if that even is his real name, getting all worked up about cheating in pétanque. It must be his real name. You wouldn't make it up would you. Also, I've assumed he's a he. Because I'm a sexist. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 15, 2019 14:41:30 GMT
Dankylobongfarmer420 Dirty drug people Bellend there, if that even is his real name, getting all worked up about cheating in pétanque. To be fair that game looks really boring and you probably do need something to spice it up. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 15, 2019 15:13:10 GMT
Just finished my colouring in class. A bit pissed off that I had to do charcoal drawing of a still life instead of getting on with the painting I started yesterday and dragged halfway across town with me.
Stupid new people spoiling my fun.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 15, 2019 15:16:48 GMT
I had a cheese sandwich for lunch.
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Post by cobblers on Jan 15, 2019 15:52:04 GMT
Turns out the weird cyst I had on my hand a while back was, in fact, a tumour.
In the circumstances I do feel my consultant could have lead with “now, it’s entirely benign...” rather than “this is really quite an interesting tumour, really rather rare...”
excuse me, what the fuck? Let’s back this up a little...
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 15, 2019 16:06:13 GMT
Turns out the weird cyst I had on my hand a while back was, in fact, a tumour. In the circumstances I do feel my consultant could have lead with “now, it’s entirely benign...” rather than “this is really quite an interesting tumour, really rather rare...” excuse me, what the fuck? Let’s back this up a little... Is this your doctor?  |
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Post by Destry on Jan 15, 2019 16:14:53 GMT
Doctor: That's a really strange and disturbing growth you have attached to you there.
Cobblers: Give it to me straight doctor.
Doctor: Shush you. I was talking to the tumour.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 15, 2019 16:22:48 GMT
Cobblers
Was it entirely benign?
I am uncertain whether to go with:
So they took the one part of you that was benign and removed it.
Or to express the hope that everything is ok.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 15, 2019 16:23:53 GMT
So they took the one part of you that was benign and removed it.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 15, 2019 16:32:57 GMT
My money is definitely on Cobblers being the reincarnated Chumbles.
A bit like llamas.
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Post by cobblers on Jan 15, 2019 16:37:56 GMT
Atacamic level I must have really fucked up somewhere. Never mind, alpaca lot into my next incarnation andes sins will all be forgotten.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 15, 2019 17:26:45 GMT
Atacamic level I must have really fucked up somewhere. Never mind, alpaca lot into my next incarnation andes sins will all be forgotten. I thought Punstretcher had gone bust... |
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