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Post by Faceless on Jan 31, 2019 18:51:25 GMT
From now on I will be getting all my views and opinions from the wetherspoons news.
I've had enough of all these elites questioning my intalegunce.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 31, 2019 18:54:17 GMT
Stupid elites. Can't do anything without them going on about something or other.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 31, 2019 19:13:27 GMT
Hello. I definitely didn't slip over on a patch of ice while getting out of the car this morning. Anyone who says I did is a liar. Couldn't wait just one more day for the end of your dry month? |
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Post by whatalark on Jan 31, 2019 19:45:20 GMT
Maris Piper unavailable this week, replaced by Lady Balfour. Top notch organic no less. 4 stars. Both mashed and chipped.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 19:45:48 GMT
It's raining wickets.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 19:52:34 GMT
My tinned food stockpiling is coming on nicely. 12 tins of soup (mostly baxters, a few Heinz, one Supreme (Aldi)) . 4 beans. 4 beans and sausage. Numerous mixed of kidney, black eye, butter. Tinned toms,peas,tuna,potatoes. I could go on.
Anyone got a tin opener?
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2019 19:59:39 GMT
This guy will sell you one  |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 20:05:02 GMT
With ridicule expected, I have to ask, cos I iz thick innit, who is that?
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 20:05:48 GMT
It looks a bit like Gary Oldman.
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Post by Destry on Jan 31, 2019 20:16:02 GMT
It looks a bit like Gary Oldman. James Beck, aka Private Walker, spiv, Dad's Army. My God, the youth of today... |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2019 20:20:02 GMT
I forget everyone isn't 50
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 20:21:24 GMT
I'm not a dads army fan. *hides*
But I'm very very happy to be called a Yoot. Cheers Destry. *thumbs up emoji*
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 31, 2019 20:58:30 GMT
Calling me a liar, O'Berk of Berkshire? I read all three volumes of Lord of the Rings in 3 days... I had fuck all else to do. You must be a bloody journalist for the Telegraph to come out with snide little innuendoes like that. Edit: Cunt. No offence meant. I love it when Chumbles goes feral. FPS this, FPS that. He goes totally fucking Mexico. Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (Chumbles)
Right on
You see this cat Chumbles is a bad mother (Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Chum' (Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his laptop (Chum-bles)
Damn right.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 31, 2019 21:01:18 GMT
*hides behind Shenguin*
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 31, 2019 21:10:02 GMT
Is there space for me too? |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 21:11:33 GMT
*hides behind Mr Tiddles but in front of Shenguin*
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 21:11:53 GMT
Work that one out.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 21:16:41 GMT
Update. Just checked. Also got 5 x sweetcorn, 3 x rice pudding, 2 x fruit cocktail and 1 x pineapple rings.
Think I'm OK til end of April.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 31, 2019 21:23:20 GMT
*hides behind Mr Tiddles but in front of Shenguin* Inhuman centipede? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2019 21:24:51 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 31, 2019 21:31:55 GMT
I forget everyone isn't 50 Crankcaller. Is this your way of announcing that you are 50? |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Jan 31, 2019 21:51:21 GMT
'50' lol ps. The absolute best provision against an impending apocalypse are tinned pilchards in tomato sauce. I had it on the best authority of a friend who actually was in the 'special forces, *taps nose, knowing wink* According to him, not only were they nutritionally optimal for survival purposes but they also had the added advantage of being absolutely disgusting so they would remain untouched until all the marginally more palatable options; guinea pigs, rats, small children, had been consumed. Very much a 'last resort 'type of thing. ps. I might have discovered toolio2010's last movements: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHkfxi1argpps. Or it could have been this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O33JRDumOMEither way, what a way to go! |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2019 21:55:27 GMT
I forget everyone isn't 50 Crankcaller. Is this your way of announcing that you are 50? Not quite, no. Nearer 50 than 40. But that covers a lot of bases. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 31, 2019 22:05:20 GMT
Crankcaller. Is this your way of announcing that you are 50? Not quite, no. Still, even if you're only almost there, good going, well done. I'm only 15 stone, so I really admire baps like you who can take a shot at 50. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2019 22:14:35 GMT
With all this talk of ages, it turns my thoughts to birthdays.
What's that Tuffers? It's your birthday soon?
Why yes it is. Over 40, under 50.
Anyone got a time machine?
Or preferably a shotgun?
Actually, I've just thought. If there is, which there likely will be, an apocalypse, then on a positive note we won't have to read/contribute to the chatterbox anymore.
Bring it on. NO DEAL BREXIT NOW! FUCK YOU FRANCE!
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