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Post by Admin on Feb 28, 2019 22:10:12 GMT
 It's Friday. |
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 1, 2019 0:38:47 GMT
We're a bit short staffed so we're getting some nurses back out of retirement ...  |
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 1, 2019 5:51:45 GMT
Happy St David's Day you whinging Welsh:  |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 1, 2019 8:16:25 GMT
Two balding business men having a chat across the train tracks from one platform to another this morning. Lovely stuff. Simpler times, people talking on public transport. Transgressing the yellow line. Unbelievable.
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Post by Conchord on Mar 1, 2019 8:23:39 GMT
Morning.
Today is my Monday and I already can't be fucked. AARRRGH?
Roll on 06:30 Wedensday . . .
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Post by Faceless on Mar 1, 2019 8:26:20 GMT
Two balding business men having a chat across the train tracks from one platform to another this morning. Lovely stuff. Simpler times, people talking on public transport. Transgressing the yellow line. Unbelievable. How do you know they were in the balding business? |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 1, 2019 8:45:34 GMT
They didn't have much hair.
Top idea for a TV show there - Across the tracks: Balding business chat with Gavin and Chris. Starts out with some pleasantries asking after the kids, how is your eldest etc then gets into some hard numbers about Regaine sales in the south midlands.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 1, 2019 8:47:37 GMT
They didn't have much hair. Top idea for a TV show there - Across the tracks: Balding business chat with Gavin and Chris. Starts out with some pleasantries asking after the kids, how is your eldest etc then gets into some hard numbers about Regaine sales in the south midlands. If you can find a way to involve Clare Balding then I'm in. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 1, 2019 8:48:40 GMT
Two balding business men having a chat across the train tracks from one platform to another this morning. Lovely stuff. Simpler times, people talking on public transport. Transgressing the yellow line. Unbelievable. How do you know they were in the balding business? Obviously because he was listening to their discussion. They were probably all like "How's the balding business Bob?" and "Dave, let me tell you, the balding business is pretty good to me at the moment -- how is it for you Dave?" and "Well Bob, the balding business isn't treating me so well and I've had to sell one of the twins to make ends meet. Do you know you're transgressing the yellow line there?" and "Ah man, Dave, so I am transgressing the yellow line, and so are you as well also!" |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 1, 2019 8:48:54 GMT
I played Fortnite duos terribly with my brother last night, I kept getting head shot from range and it was a disaster. My brother reckons Anthem is actually really good too.
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Post by Faceless on Mar 1, 2019 9:00:54 GMT
Shenguin there, perpetuating the stereotype that everyone employed in the balding industry has names like Dave and Bob.
For shame.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2019 9:02:59 GMT
Shenguin there, subconsciously revealing his plans to sell off his other halves kids on eBay.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 1, 2019 9:09:20 GMT
Doesn't have to be ebay. I can do mates rates for anyone who can distinguish between possessive and plural noun's.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2019 9:18:20 GMT
Doesn't have to be ebay. I can do mates rates for anyone who can distinguish between possessive and plural noun's. You absolute Shenguin. |
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Post by scubar on Mar 1, 2019 9:23:37 GMT
Bunch of f star star cunts
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 1, 2019 9:47:32 GMT
Mornin'
I've got a day off and the house is empty. GAMES!
First up, make a bit more progress with Bioshock. Then I also have both Prey and Resident Evil Origins Collection still in the cellophane. One, or both, will get a good seeing to later.
OTTM - Toast, butter and marmite for brekkers.
Im also interested in Dankyls new idea for a TV show. May I suggest Spalding train station for the location.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 1, 2019 9:53:05 GMT
I wish I'd blocked Shenguin yesterday
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Post by cobblers on Mar 1, 2019 10:05:27 GMT
Harooooooo! Tantivy tantiviy!
*PAAARRRRRRP*
If that doesn’t get me blocked by 90% or everything nothing will. Hello! It’s me! It’s Friday and I’m full of vim, vigour and hatred for office moves.
Games! Fallen London text based stuff. Relaxing. Usual stars.
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Post by Pyjakson on Mar 1, 2019 10:11:41 GMT
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Post by cobblers on Mar 1, 2019 10:12:47 GMT
Yesterday!
All my shenguns seemed so far away.
But now it’s friday and the berk’s here to stay,
I should have blocked him yesterday...
Yeeeeeeeeaaassssssateeerrrddaaaayyyyyyy *BLAM*
I’m in an unaccountably good mood. This can’t last.
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Post by Conchord on Mar 1, 2019 10:13:09 GMT
How high of an opinion of yourself do you have to have to block anyone on here? If you're here, you're one of us.
If Bink actually registered, fair enough, but it just posts using a guest account ffs.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 1, 2019 10:17:28 GMT
At some point Cobblers will sober up.
If he is lucky it won't happen before the lunchtime pub trip.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 1, 2019 10:19:10 GMT
How high of an opinion of yourself do you have to have to block anyone on here?
Not very high.
It is my opinion of you, not my opinion of me that would lead to blocking.
As it happens I do have a monstrous ego.
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Post by cobblers on Mar 1, 2019 10:26:54 GMT
At some point Cobblers will sober up. If he is lucky it won't happen before the lunchtime pub trip. Never, you hear me? *waves cutlass* Never! Happily, we do actually have an office cutlass. It’s part of a trust so can’t be got rid of, which gives our facilities and HR lot conniptions. This amuses me no end. |
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Post by amipal on Mar 1, 2019 10:27:53 GMT
Block this.
Morning all!
Prepare yourselves for a fact that will render you unable to stand for many minutes, and probably speechless too:
I am in the office
Yes, that's why the weather has gone naff.
TV: I'm watching The Vietnam War documentary again. But this is the uncut version on Netflix. Very very good television. So good.
Games: Odyssey. I gone did a quest for two brothers. One of them was into me, and offered to cook a dinner for me. So I accepted, had a very nice venison stew, then bid him good night.
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