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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 15:37:01 GMT
Ahem. "This, then, is your awkward predicament: you don’t feel like a jerk, but this might just be because you’re such a jerk." Also, "jerk"? "philosopher Eric Schwitzgebel"? Too American. I do not take advice from a Schwitzgebel. In fairness to fark, I took that as one of his more subtle jokes? Maybe I'm giving him too much credit. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 15, 2017 16:03:20 GMT
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 15, 2017 16:03:35 GMT
I do suffer from anxiety (diagnosed)
My dentist is brilliant. He explains everything like he is talking to a small child.
Wont give me a sticker which I think is a bit wrong.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 15, 2017 16:09:06 GMT
I do suffer from anxiety (diagnosed) My dentist is brilliant. He explains everything like he is talking to a small child. Wont give me a sticker which I think is a bit wrong. My dentist has scratch and sniff stickers. Some kid got one when I was there but I was not offered one. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 15, 2017 16:11:34 GMT
I only had a bottle of Buckfast with me, which I didn't want to share. Plus surely everyone goes into the dentist with lovely minty breath from freshly brushed teeth, only a monster would go in there un-brushed and sporting a coffee breath. To be fair, if I remember correctly this was a Danish dentist talking, so there would have been a specific Scandinavian cultural dimension to it. Danish coffee is strong enough to wake the dead, so many people would opt for it before a visit to the dentist in order to space out. There's a wonderful short story by Siegfried Lenz about how he and his wife get invited to traditional Jutlandish coffee and cake. The cakes are very heavy and it's impolite to pass on any of them, plus they get forced to drink cup after cup of the strong coffee until they start hallucinating. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 15, 2017 16:16:27 GMT
Dentists knew what they were signing up for when they applied for Dentist school.
They need to shut up and stop whinging about smelly breath.
You don't hear septic tank cleaners whining that their septic tanks smell a bit pooey.
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2017 16:19:30 GMT
Dentists knew what they were signing up for when they applied for Dentist school. They need to shut up and stop whinging about smelly breath. You mean they should... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...stop looking down in the mouth. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 15, 2017 16:23:20 GMT
Dentists knew what they were signing up for when they applied for Dentist school. They need to shut up and stop whinging about smelly breath. You mean they should... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...stop looking down in the mouth. Dentists are proportionally more likely to suffer from Depression and depression related suicide. Your crass and thoughtless "joke" seems in very poor taste. You should be ashamed. Take those sunglasses back off and think about your actions. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 15, 2017 16:27:14 GMT
In a forum on the internet I met this mid thirties/early forties man going through a midlife crisis type. Woah woah woah woah. Thats English for stop a horse. Mid thirties isn't middle aged, you have to be at least 45 to be middle aged. This is completely unrelated to my current age. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2017 16:28:18 GMT
You mean they should... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...stop looking down in the mouth. Dentists are proportionally more likely to suffer from Depression and depression related suicide. Your crass and thoughtless "joke" seems in very poor taste. You should be ashamed. Take those sunglasses back off and think about your actions. (⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (• ~•) |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 15, 2017 16:29:41 GMT
In a forum on the internet I met this mid thirties/early forties man going through a midlife crisis type. Woah woah woah woah. Thats English for stop a horse. Mid thirties isn't middle aged, you have to be at least 45 to be middle aged. This is completely unrelated to my current age. Middle aged is 45 to 65. Therefore I remain a spring chicken. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 15, 2017 16:40:31 GMT
Just been properly fucked over at work, really dropped in the babyfarkmcgeezak from a great height. Merry Christmas, work harder scum. For gods sake, I'm only one man*. Honestly not sure I can take working here much longer, its a real shit-storm.
* Technically I'm 3 dwarves on each others shoulders in an over-long lab coat, but no one has figured that out yet so shhhh.
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2017 17:02:50 GMT
Just been properly fucked over at work, really dropped in the babyfarkmcgeezak from a great height. Merry Christmas, work harder scum. For gods sake, I'm only one man*. Honestly not sure I can take working here much longer, its a real shit-storm. * Technically I'm 3 dwarves on each others shoulders in an over-long lab coat, but no one has figured that out yet so shhhh. You should go all Clark Griswald on whoever is responsible. Look 'em straight in the eye and tell 'em what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit they are. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2017 17:03:54 GMT
In other news I'm watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 15, 2017 17:03:55 GMT
Monkeys are having sex with deer.
They have children known as deerkeys but they keep being misplaced.
The first part is true.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2017 17:09:06 GMT
Tonight possibly another episode of The Deuce with Mrs Crank. Then for gaming hour I'm going to see if I can restart steep and make a bit more money in GTA so I can start the James bond heist thing.
Do not have as much gin left as I thought which is worrying.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 15, 2017 17:13:13 GMT
Just been properly fucked over at work, really dropped in the babyfarkmcgeezak from a great height. Merry Christmas, work harder scum. For gods sake, I'm only one man*. Honestly not sure I can take working here much longer, its a real shit-storm. * Technically I'm 3 dwarves on each others shoulders in an over-long lab coat, but no one has figured that out yet so shhhh. You should go all Clark Griswald on whoever is responsible. Look 'em straight in the eye and tell 'em what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit they are. At this point I'm more likely to go full Rooster Cogburn "Fill your hands you son of a bitch". In other news I'm going to watch True Grit when I get home. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 15, 2017 17:32:45 GMT
In other news I'm going to watch True Grit when I get home. The Duke 'True Grit' or The Dude 'True Grit'? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 15, 2017 17:38:00 GMT
In other news I'm going to watch True Grit when I get home. The Duke 'True Grit' or The Dude 'True Grit'? The Duke True Grit. I liked The Dude True Grit, but you gotta go with Marion's version. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 15, 2017 17:39:52 GMT
Monkeys are having sex with deer. They have children known as deerkeys but they keep being misplaced. The first part is true. You didn't read the report properly. They are lesbian monkeys and deer, so they will have to find a sperm donor or adopt anyway. |
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 15, 2017 17:47:17 GMT
Monkeys are having sex with deer. They have children known as deerkeys but they keep being misplaced. The first part is true. You didn't read the report properly. They are lesbian monkeys and deer, so they will have to find a sperm donor or adopt anyway. Is it still lesbianism if it a different species? Is a monkey having sex with deer bestiality. So many questions. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 15, 2017 17:58:33 GMT
Is it still lesbianism if it a different species? Is a monkey having sex with deer bestiality. So many questions. At least both parties get enjoyment out of it. I'm more disturbed by the Polar Biology article on "Multiple occurrences of king penguin (Aptenodytes patagonicus) sexual harassment by Antarctic fur seals (Arctocephalus gazella)". McVitie's should better think long and hard about the continued use of their "P-p-p-pick up a Penguin" slogan and what kind of message it sends. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2017 17:58:33 GMT
You people.
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 15, 2017 18:17:51 GMT
Is it still lesbianism if it a different species? Is a monkey having sex with deer bestiality. So many questions. At least both parties get enjoyment out of it. I'm more disturbed by the Polar Biology article on "Multiple occurrences of king penguin (Aptenodytes patagonicus) sexual harassment by Antarctic fur seals (Arctocephalus gazella)". McVitie's should better think long and hard about the continued use of their "P-p-p-pick up a Penguin" slogan and what kind of message it sends. Seal it with a kiss. |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 15, 2017 19:03:24 GMT
You should go all Clark Griswald on whoever is responsible. Look 'em straight in the eye and tell 'em what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit they are. At this point I'm more likely to go full Rooster Cogburn "Fill your hands you son of a bitch". In other news I'm going to watch True Grit when I get home. I call that bold talk, for a one eyed fat man. |
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