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Post by scubar on Mar 13, 2019 20:57:40 GMT
This country’s on its arse
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 20:58:23 GMT
A box without hinges, key or lid.
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What are we doing?
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 13, 2019 21:20:04 GMT
This arse is on its country.
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 13, 2019 21:24:48 GMT
I don't know who's voting for what and why, but I know I'm having a Chinese takeaway for dinner. My vote is for the vegetable chow mein (without backstop).
In summary: oodles of noodles.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 13, 2019 21:25:39 GMT
What has it got in its pocketses?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 21:27:27 GMT
A box without hinges, key or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid. What are we doing? Looking for my ring? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 13, 2019 21:33:35 GMT
I need to work out lonewolf's animal brainteaser before I can think about parliament.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 21:36:07 GMT
I need to work out lonewolf's animal brainteaser before I can think about parliament. It’s Jackasses. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 13, 2019 21:45:49 GMT
I think it was squirrels. They drink Carling Black Label, don't they?
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Post by Faceless on Mar 13, 2019 21:50:31 GMT
COD MW is GOAT FPS.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 22:23:33 GMT
I think it was squirrels. They drink Carling Black Label, don't they? Red or Grey? |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 22:24:44 GMT
Your face is GOAT FPS. Err, yeah. You heard. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 13, 2019 22:25:11 GMT
I think it was squirrels. They drink Carling Black Label, don't they? Red or Grey? Laden or unladen? That's right isn't it? |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 22:27:38 GMT
Laden or unladen? That's right isn't it? Yes. |
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Post by amipal on Mar 13, 2019 22:27:47 GMT
What's in pootle's pocket?
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 22:30:55 GMT
What's in pootle's pocket? Smellavision's ring? |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 22:35:03 GMT
Time?
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 13, 2019 22:52:19 GMT
Evening I'm a tad drunk and have baked 30 sausage rolls. Into these are 7 chillies. By my taste these are mild but as will be sold/ forced onto the populace tomorrow I feel I should still label them as 'spicy' or possibly 'piquant'. Tea- meatballs, jacket spud, salad, 2 corn on the cob. Alexa. Set reminder to take baseball bat into bathroom. Friday morning. Just under a 25% chance of getting sausage and Carolina Reaper roll. I like it. I'll have 8. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 13, 2019 23:04:51 GMT
Normal one
Normal one
Normal one
Nuclear hot one
Normal one
Nuclear hot one
Saving the other two for later.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 23:33:47 GMT
Evening I'm a tad drunk and have baked 30 sausage rolls. Into these are 7 chillies. By my taste these are mild but as will be sold/ forced onto the populace tomorrow I feel I should still label them as 'spicy' or possibly 'piquant'. Tea- meatballs, jacket spud, salad, 2 corn on the cob. Alexa. Set reminder to take baseball bat into bathroom. Friday morning. Just under a 25% chance of getting sausage and Carolina Reaper roll. I like it. I'll have 8. Bad Maths. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 23:35:22 GMT
No offense. Please don't sneak up behind me and slap me on one of my chins.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 13, 2019 23:36:14 GMT
Fuck off phone. Offence.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 13, 2019 23:57:37 GMT
Just under a 25% chance of getting sausage and Carolina Reaper roll. I like it. I'll have 8. Bad Maths. My maths is fine. 7 out of 30 is 23.3333333333333333333333333% Or a tad under 25% |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 14, 2019 0:00:20 GMT
I suppose it is possible that crank has split the chillies evenly, but that seems a stupid idea.
Anyone would make it chilli roulette.
And not warn people.
What you want is one or two people in serious difficulty while everyone else just has a normal sausage roll.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 14, 2019 0:10:12 GMT
What I want. It might not be what you want.
It is Shenguin sitting in the Earl of Lichfield Arms, face gradually getting redder as the chilli takes control.
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