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Post by mlu035rsc on Apr 4, 2019 16:45:55 GMT
Games: Sekiro. Controller-breakingly difficult and infuriating but has almost got that 'just one more go' feel to it. I am currently stuck on Horse Bastard (to quote someone above) and also stuck on Ninja with Chun-Li legs Bastard, although he's only guarding something which I sprinted past him to collect to piss all over his Shinobi-killing bonfire. I still want to kill him though, the cunt. I was stuck on Big Drunk Bastard (yes, I know that could describe a few of us on here) until 7am this morning and post-dog walk mullered him before I went to work.
OTTM: Sophie Turner is far too young for me. Must not look.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 4, 2019 17:02:56 GMT
This term is often to used to describe the arc formed when you shoot your load on LSD. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 4, 2019 17:07:28 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 4, 2019 17:11:23 GMT
Games: Sekiro. Controller-breakingly difficult and infuriating but has almost got that 'just one more go' feel to it. I am currently stuck on Horse Bastard (to quote someone above) and also stuck on Ninja with Chun-Li legs Bastard, although he's only guarding something which I sprinted past him to collect to piss all over his Shinobi-killing bonfire. I still want to kill him though, the cunt. I was stuck on Big Drunk Bastard (yes, I know that could describe a few of us on here) until 7am this morning and post-dog walk mullered him before I went to work. OTTM: Sophie Turner is far too young for me. Must not look. That's quite a few pounds you owe the Shenguin jar. Sophie Turner? You monster. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 4, 2019 17:19:56 GMT
This term is often to used to describe the arc formed when you shoot your load in LSD. Gather round, dear readers. I'll say this only once. I went through a 'speed' phase many decades ago and when I'd been awake for 6 days I had a shower, and the water was indeed rainbow coloured. I knew then, that I would stop. Fantastic shower though, like fireworks in the water. And now a message from my sponsor.  |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 4, 2019 18:24:26 GMT
Many years ago my girlfriend at the time lent me Gravity's Rainow, Infinite Jest and Atlas Shrugged.
I lent her Bravo Two Zero, and asked her to let me know how it ended.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 4, 2019 19:15:35 GMT
Many years ago my girlfriend at the time lent me Gravity's Rainow, Infinite Jest and Atlas Shrugged. I lent her Bravo Two Zero, and asked her to let me know how it ended. I have never in my life had any desire to read David Foster Wallace. Tennis people are fucking deviants. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Apr 4, 2019 19:17:27 GMT
I went through a 'speed' phase many decades ago This explains so much. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 4, 2019 19:25:59 GMT
Many years ago my girlfriend at the time lent me Gravity's Rainow, Infinite Jest and Atlas Shrugged. I lent her Bravo Two Zero, and asked her to let me know how it ended. Bravo Two Zero, a book that actually gets better with every read*. *I've never read it. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 4, 2019 19:27:12 GMT
Speed was great.
Speed 2 was a disappointment.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 4, 2019 19:30:22 GMT
Many years ago my girlfriend at the time lent me Gravity's Rainow, Infinite Jest and Atlas Shrugged. I lent her Bravo Two Zero, and asked her to let me know how it ended. That's one way of her dumping you. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 4, 2019 19:35:32 GMT
Many years ago my girlfriend at the time lent me Gravity's Rainow, Infinite Jest and Atlas Shrugged. I lent her Bravo Two Zero, and asked her to let me know how it ended. I have never in my life had any desire to read David Foster Wallace. Tennis people are fucking deviants. DFW was the worst sort of tennis wanker. I was told it is a modern classic. I read 100 pages of tennis and wanking. I glanced through the rest of the book. Another 800 pages of the same. So I firmly threw it aside. If you hate someone it's right up there with Gravity's Rainbow as the ideal gift. Four stars. |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 4, 2019 19:40:47 GMT
So, I'm at work, in the bar at Centre Parcs, as per usual, and some total fuckwit with a northern accent, and shit hair, starts asking to sample each and every beer, before buying a pint of Carling, the twat. All the while, some homeless old guy (God knows how he got past security) was stood behind 'fuckwit' tutting and sighing, whilst also sketching the scene on his easle. Thankfully, the beer scrounger left with his Carling. Fair play to the old homeless guy, he smashed 9 pints of Adnams in just over an hour. No faffing about, down the hatch. As I was finishing my shift, I caught a glimpse of the sketch. It was just a crude child like drawing of a cock and balls.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 4, 2019 19:49:47 GMT
Just in case I've offended anyone. I have extenuating circumstances. Im on my fifth 'Disco Forklift Truck Mango Pale Ale'.
I have no idea what it is, but it's like a much nicer Elvis Juice. And I love Elvis Juice.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 4, 2019 19:50:43 GMT
Your face is a crude child like drawing of a cock and balls.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 4, 2019 19:55:07 GMT
I have a tiny nose. Oh.
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Post by amipal on Apr 4, 2019 19:56:22 GMT
I've never drunk Elvis Juice.
Is it an overly-hopped IPA that tastes like a whole lemon has been squeezed into it? And the pith added?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 20:09:39 GMT
I've never drunk Elvis Juice. Is it an overly-hopped IPA that tastes like a whole lemon has been squeezed into it? And the pith added? Uhhhhh huuuhhhh |
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Post by amipal on Apr 4, 2019 20:10:36 GMT
I've never drunk Elvis Juice. Is it an overly-hopped IPA that tastes like a whole lemon has been squeezed into it? And the pith added? Uhhhhh huuuhhhh Are you taking the pith? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 4, 2019 20:15:30 GMT
"This Is Not a Novel To Be Tossed Aside Lightly. It Should Be Thrown with Great Force" - Dorothy Parker
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 4, 2019 20:40:26 GMT
I've never drunk Elvis Juice. Is it an overly-hopped IPA that tastes like a whole lemon has been squeezed into it? And the pith added? Replace Lemon with Grapefruit and a bit of sugar to make it stronger, then basically, yes, yes it is. So Alco-pops for old gits. |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 4, 2019 20:45:02 GMT
It's basically for old gits (not them from the Fast Show) who are happy to pay £5.15 for two thirds of a pint in a pub, as its over 6%.
Luckily, you can get three small bottles. for a fiver in the supermarket.
Or 12 for a quid in Scotland, if you get the non branded stuff.
I know too much about this subject. Sigh.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 4, 2019 20:57:41 GMT
Just in case I've offended anyone. I have extenuating circumstances. Im on my fifth 'Disco Forklift Truck Mango Pale Ale'. I have no idea what it is, but it's like a much nicer Elvis Juice. And I love Elvis Juice. if anyone ever offers you a pint/can of Clwb Tropicana, take at least 2. Pro tip. Magnificent stuff. |
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Post by cobblers on Apr 4, 2019 20:59:01 GMT
I’m alternating between Leffe and mid-priced french “no deal” red. I’m going to need another case, just to be on the safe side.
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Post by Pyjakson on Apr 4, 2019 21:13:30 GMT
It's basically for old gits (not them from the Fast Show) who are happy to pay £5.15 for two thirds of a pint in a pub, as its over 6%. £5.15 for a schooner? Cheap swill. |
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