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Post by Destry on Apr 4, 2019 21:23:10 GMT
To be clear, I am not now at, nor have I ever been to, Center Parcs.
The rest of Tuffers' post rings true though...
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 4, 2019 21:27:04 GMT
Just in case I've offended anyone. I have extenuating circumstances. Im on my fifth 'Disco Forklift Truck Mango Pale Ale'. I have no idea what it is, but it's like a much nicer Elvis Juice. And I love Elvis Juice. I don't like disco forklift. I do like Elvis juice. It's nicer from a bottle though than a can. Hmm. I've a bottle in the fridge.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 4, 2019 21:28:43 GMT
Yes, yes I am an alcopops drinking old git.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 22:17:32 GMT
if anyone ever offers you a pint/can of Clwb Tropicana, take at least 2. Pro tip. Magnificent stuff. Is that because Clwb Tropicana drinks are free?
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Post by cobblers on Apr 4, 2019 22:25:32 GMT
Fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 4, 2019 22:40:10 GMT
Games: Sekiro. Controller-breakingly difficult and infuriating but has almost got that 'just one more go' feel to it. I am currently stuck on Horse Bastard (to quote someone above) and also stuck on Ninja with Chun-Li legs Bastard, although he's only guarding something which I sprinted past him to collect to piss all over his Shinobi-killing bonfire. I still want to kill him though, the cunt. I was stuck on Big Drunk Bastard (yes, I know that could describe a few of us on here) until 7am this morning and post-dog walk mullered him before I went to work. OTTM: Sophie Turner is far too young for me. Must not look. That's quite a few pounds you owe the Shenguin jar. Sophie Turner? You monster. What the fuck? I do not have a fucking jar you cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 4, 2019 22:40:43 GMT
Fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone There's too much for me.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 5, 2019 0:06:23 GMT
Fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone There's too much for me. You're too much for anyone smooches
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