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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 26, 2019 12:45:00 GMT
Burglary chat: I have been burgled six times, all in my student days living in rough parts of Sheffield. The worst thing I lost was a Gamecube copy of Ikaruga.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 26, 2019 12:47:43 GMT
Ham, coleslaw and lettuce sandwich
Beefy Seabrooks (top 5 goat hall of fame crisps)
Tunnocks bar
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Post by Pyjakson on Apr 26, 2019 12:48:01 GMT
I did have Insurance with protect your bubble, but a year earlier I had ripped my right rotator cuff on the Judo mat doing a demonstration. Ahh yes, I see you know your judo well... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 26, 2019 12:53:53 GMT
I don't know who anyone is anymore
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2019 12:57:14 GMT
I did have Insurance with protect your bubble, but a year earlier I had ripped my right rotator cuff on the Judo mat doing a demonstration. Ahh yes, I see you know your judo well... ROFL! "see the headlock" ah no not really chap chap - "I see you know your Judo" ...... Kane - "I thought you knew we are all secret ninja's mate"?! oh dear! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2019 13:01:00 GMT
Ahh yes, I see you know your judo well... lunchtime entertainment, not so wise monkey! |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 26, 2019 13:01:09 GMT
Ham, coleslaw and lettuce sandwich Beefy Seabrooks (top 5 goat hall of fame crisps) Tunnocks bar I feel your pain man. What sort of shitbag takes a Tunnocks bar during a burglary? Was it covered by insurance? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 26, 2019 13:04:38 GMT
Faceless
The alternative possibilities to it being a post apocalypse world with Cobblers sat on a throne of skulls demanding people play alt country versions of AC/DC songs for him before he will allow them to rip a bit of flesh from the pile of corpses are all so much worse.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 26, 2019 13:08:29 GMT
Faceless The alternative possibilities to it being a post apocalypse world with Cobblers sat on a throne of skulls demanding people play alt country versions of AC/DC songs for him before he will allow them to rip a bit of flesh from the pile of corpses are all so much worse. My manifesto is reasonable and fully costed. |
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Post by Wee Jock McPlop on Apr 26, 2019 13:10:53 GMT
When I got burgled the police went in before me as the window was broken. They stood there chatting to me while I casually pushed a tray of obvious hash skins etc under the bed properly with my foot. Very good of them I thought.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 26, 2019 13:13:22 GMT
Tent Henguin? That doesn't sound good. Do you mind if I just leave this door open by the way? I thought we'd agreed on Shen Hen and how many times do I have to tell you that door stays shut? |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 26, 2019 13:14:36 GMT
Years ago my flatmate burgled me. Was him or his mate.
Couldn't prove it but they stole stuff from my room - cd's etc and kicked his door in but left the very obvious when looking through the door PS1 and games.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 26, 2019 13:21:18 GMT
My father in law once got a new car with a removable stereo to protect it from thieves. First night he took it inside it got nicked by burglars.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 26, 2019 13:28:11 GMT
I have a bike, it is not insured as it it only worth £13.50. I never ride it as that may devalue it further.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 26, 2019 13:32:20 GMT
The trick is to never own anything worth nicking.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 26, 2019 13:43:23 GMT
I have, to the best of my knowledge, never been burgled. If I have they clearly nicked something I didn’t want, or possibly forgot I had. Public service.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 26, 2019 13:46:38 GMT
I always thought you lot were ascetics
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 26, 2019 13:52:24 GMT
This plaice is on its ascetics.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 26, 2019 14:00:29 GMT
I am going for a Chicken Tikka Madras later. My homemade chilli pickle is not quite ready though, I finished the final stage last night and that bad boy should be ready by Tuesday.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 26, 2019 14:07:10 GMT
I've never been burgled, but some years ago Mr Tent Rooster and I had a medical emergency one night and had to go into hospital. When we returned the glass of our front door was broken, there was blood on the walls everywhere and Mr Tent Rooster's then teenage daughter told us that the police had only just left.
The story was that there had been a party with plenty of drugs two doors down the road. One bloke went out in the early hours of the morning to get something from a nearby all night store, but when he came back he couldn't remember the house number or what the house looked like and thought that our house was the correct one. He thought that his mates had locked him out and started smashing the glass of the outer front door with his bare hands, getting cut by the glass and splashing blood everywhere, got inside and proceeded to punch through a stained glass window in the inner wooden door, all while the terrified daughter, armed with a kitchen knife, told him to go away and called the police.
Two doors down the road got new owners shortly after this incident.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 26, 2019 14:09:18 GMT
My bike was owned by Tim Yeo (former MP) previous to me. Great story etc..
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 26, 2019 14:13:09 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 26, 2019 14:16:39 GMT
A good story but, all I can think of is "stained glass window", this along with your mother's volcanic lair makes me think you're not the humble academic you present yourself as.
My confusion is now complete
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 26, 2019 14:18:29 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 26, 2019 14:29:34 GMT
Except with more books spread around.
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