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Post by Sheep2 on May 14, 2019 9:37:46 GMT
If Shenguin <insert any blogger's name here> told you (s)he was pre-meditating a disaster you'd run/ walk slightly faster than this to a safeish place and call the authorities.
Or at least duck.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 14, 2019 10:26:26 GMT
So everyone has waddled off to a safe place and is trying to remember the number for 999 then?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 14, 2019 11:01:55 GMT
Cheese sandwich.
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Post by cobblers on May 14, 2019 11:08:41 GMT
Salt beef, jarlsberg and rocket with mustard mayonnaise, sauerkraut.
So, GOT is an incoherent mess then? Who knew?
Games! Fallout 3. I don’t remember any of this. I think last time I played it I put absolutely everything into guns and just killed my way across the map. Quests, so many quests.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 14, 2019 11:11:03 GMT
He also claimed that there was someone next to him. I smell fibs. We'd just got off a train and she was hurrying to get past me. Now that I can believe. |
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Post by amipal on May 14, 2019 11:19:08 GMT
Hello all.
Gamesblog - still no. At this rate, AC Odyssey will be completed at some point in the 2040s.
TVblog - 30 Rock and The War.
OTTM - I've ordered another lens.
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Post by Shenguin on May 14, 2019 11:29:14 GMT
You don't need another lens.
What is it?
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Post by tenthenemy on May 14, 2019 11:31:07 GMT
My parents enrolled me at the School of Life some years ago and I'm sure I've taken the love courses but I don't recall someone named Sarah Stein Lubrano. She must be new.
A friend of mine had to live through miserable holidays for two decades with him and his wife having very different ideas what a "holiday" consists of, until their two children were grown up and they finally got divorced. I can't see any good advice in this article what to do if you are simply incompatible with your partner.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 14, 2019 11:33:55 GMT
I have the version where MrTiddles is the monster... I am not a monster, I am a human being. With feelings and stuff. I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture..Your face is torture! Mornin' |
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Post by amipal on May 14, 2019 11:41:11 GMT
You don't need another lens. What is it? A replacement for my recently-sold ultra-wide-angle. 15mm FF-equivalent! |
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Post by Shenguin on May 14, 2019 11:52:18 GMT
You don't need another lens. What is it? A replacement for my recently-sold ultra-wide-angle. 15mm FF-equivalent! Sweet. Surely you only shoot full frame? I rarely go that wide. I do have a 20mm I regularly use though. |
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Post by scubar on May 14, 2019 11:57:52 GMT
A replacement for my recently-sold ultra-wide-angle. 15mm FF-equivalent! Sweet. Surely you only shoot full frame? I rarely go that wide. I do have a 20mm I regularly use though. That’s the saddest penis boast I’ve ever heard. |
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Post by mlu035rsc on May 14, 2019 12:02:11 GMT
My parents enrolled me at the School of Life some years ago and I'm sure I've taken the love courses but I don't recall someone named Sarah Stein Lubrano. She must be new. A friend of mine had to live through miserable holidays for two decades with him and his wife having very different ideas what a "holiday" consists of, until their two children were grown up and they finally got divorced. I can't see any good advice in this article what to do if you are simply incompatible with your partner. I recommend a divorce, spare the kids growing up watching a loveless couple fight it out. What was it Felice said about this place not being the place for relationship advice again  |
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Post by Shenguin on May 14, 2019 12:06:04 GMT
Ooof. I got scubarbed.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 14, 2019 12:13:55 GMT
Your face is scubarbed. I've sunk into the depths of depravity again. *sighs* |
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Post by mlu035rsc on May 14, 2019 12:24:33 GMT
Afternoon boxers, I've been away, dated, and am back with news. Games: Sekiro is tough. Really tough. Controller-breakingly tough. I've had to have a time out and sit on the naughty step fighting the main antagonist as it was getting to the point where I was hurting my hands punching the sofa in rage, and I need my hands to work and play tennis. So to chill and continue gaming I've switched to Dinobots Pro and oh my God, what a lovely, pretty, enjoyable game. As with every game where you have to aim with the right stick, I am struggling due to my right thumb being as accurate as a pro-leave campaigner, but I'll persist as it's not too difficult. Controller remapping isn't an option as you need to run and jump / dodge etc. which require the buttons and stick at the same time. Movies: Kong: Skull Island - what a load of bobbins. Alpha - what a load of bobbins. TV: Dragon. Fire. Death. Do I even care any more? OTTM: Dating still. Some good, some bad, some ugly (yeah, your face is ugly yadda yadda)
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Post by MrTiddles on May 14, 2019 12:49:26 GMT
That's a lotta dates mlu035rsc, a lotta dates, you must be some good lookin' dude. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 14, 2019 12:50:30 GMT
Egg sandwich.
I am premeditating a disaster.
Mlu, have you considered more explicitly asking the box for dating help? I'm sure we'd have useful suggestions.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 14, 2019 12:52:25 GMT
Sausage sandwich at an airport.
(*What I had for lunch, not dating advice)
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Post by Felice Landry on May 14, 2019 12:52:27 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on May 14, 2019 12:57:43 GMT
Egg sandwich. I am premeditating a disaster. Mlu, have you considered more explicitly asking the box for dating help? I'm sure we'd have useful suggestions. Yep, because we're such a well adjusted lot and would be sure to give the bestest advice ever |
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Post by Pyjakson on May 14, 2019 12:57:49 GMT
That's a lotta dates mlu035rsc , a lotta dates, you must have no standards whatsoever. FTFY |
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Post by amipal on May 14, 2019 13:06:45 GMT
A replacement for my recently-sold ultra-wide-angle. 15mm FF-equivalent! Sweet. Surely you only shoot full frame? I rarely go that wide. I do have a 20mm I regularly use though. Nope, Micro Four Thirds only, so 2x crop. Replaces the 9-18mm I had, which gave a similar to 18-36mm field of view. |
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Post by crankcaller on May 14, 2019 13:12:49 GMT
Sweet. Surely you only shoot full frame? I rarely go that wide. I do have a 20mm I regularly use though. Nope, Micro Four Thirds only, so 2x crop. Replaces the 9-18mm I had, which gave a similar to 18-36mm field of view. I Applaud this gibberish. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 14, 2019 13:20:12 GMT
Dating advice ey?
Owl sanctuary. Followed by chocolate mousse.
Or buy a sweet hog.
Your welcome.
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