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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2017 11:47:04 GMT
The Romans didn't have plates, they just shoved their faces straight into the cauldron, at orgies. It's why their empire fell. Scamander will back me up on this one. It was a better time |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2017 11:49:36 GMT
Despite not drinking last night I'm slowly coming to the realisation that I may have to become one of those awful, awful people who gives up drinking and joins a gym in the new year
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2017 11:52:03 GMT
Despite not drinking last night I'm slowly coming to the realisation that I may have to become one of those awful, awful people who gives up drinking and joins a gym in the new year At least when someone asks you when your life spiraled out of control, you'll know it was Dec 23, 2017 11:49:36 GMT. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2017 12:33:22 GMT
Sockys face plate idea seems to have caused a space time continuum and the Roman Cavalry are now using it. But being posh sods have blinged it up a bit. Maybe they had no paper plates to hand. Given that image, I'd have gone for a Roman C3PO reference. C3PO was in The Empire Strikes back, which is the best of the Star Wars films, followed by Star Wars ANH, The Force Awakens, all the rest except Phantom Menace, then Phantom Menace. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 12:35:28 GMT
Sockys face plate idea seems to have caused a space time continuum and the Roman Cavalry are now using it. But being posh sods have blinged it up a bit. Maybe they had no paper plates to hand. Given that image, I'd have gone for a Roman C3PO reference. C3PO was in The Empire Strikes back, which is the best of the Star Wars films, followed by Star Wars ANH, The Force Awakens, all the rest except Phantom Menace, then Phantom Menace. Stop doing star wars wrong. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 12:38:00 GMT
Despite not drinking last night I'm slowly coming to the realisation that I may have to become one of those awful, awful people who gives up drinking and joins a gym in the new year Don't do it! I'm a semi awful person who goes to the gym. January people are the absolute worst. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 23, 2017 12:40:19 GMT
My partner received a huge almost goldfish bowl sized comedy wine glass for secret santa and it has various points on the glass marked. The worse a day experienced by the drinker then the higher up the glass you are instructed to pour to. Mrs Babyfark hates it but I think it's secret santa gold.
And The Phantom Menace is the worst Star Wars film.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2017 13:09:36 GMT
My secret santa gift was syrups to put in coffee. I've either not said enough how much I despise syrups in coffee or I've said too many times how much I despise syrups in coffee.
In going to the Xmas lunch this year a new feature was the secret santa. You had to take part. One mentalist took it on herself to buy the gifts for everyone. So not so secret, just shit.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2017 13:25:36 GMT
Stop doing star wars wrong. I'm not George Lucas or J J Abrams you know. |
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Post by amipal on Dec 23, 2017 13:57:13 GMT
Stop doing star wars wrong. Take it outside. |
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Post by amipal on Dec 23, 2017 13:59:44 GMT
Hello all!
Today I have been to a Catholic Christening. Since I'm a filthy lapsed C of E, I half expected to burn on entrance to the church. Alas, I was still Christian enough and no harm came to me whatsoever.
Games! None.
TV! Some older MST3K.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 23, 2017 14:58:59 GMT
I am about to go past the point of no return where my Christmas now becomes mostly drinking. As the sayin' goes in everyone's favourite Christmas film "Yippee ki yay".
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 23, 2017 15:09:33 GMT
I prefer Die Hard 2 to the original. There, I said it.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 23, 2017 15:30:02 GMT
I prefer Die Hard 2 to the original. There, I said it. You've let yourself down there. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2017 16:04:53 GMT
I prefer Die Hard 2 to the original. There, I said it. Melvazord will be livid when he reads that. Probably |
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 23, 2017 16:08:23 GMT
Was die hard three the one with the riddles? It seems to have lost its Christmas appeal with that one.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 23, 2017 16:45:57 GMT
Was die hard three the one with the riddles? It seems to have lost its Christmas appeal with that one. Yeah and he teams up Samuel Jackson. It's probably better than 2 but still a three star effort. My family have all arrived and I am on beer number 3. It will Chinese food around 6 and then I will hit the Scotch. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 23, 2017 17:10:01 GMT
My two neighbours have been helping the wee guy left behind by builders to clean up. A different neighbour again is getting an extension built. The wee guy has been hosing the street and they've been brushing.They're both about 15 yrs older than me and I've done fuck all. I've been cleaning the house and stuff. I can't go to the shops as they're still outside making me look bad. They're being really selfish.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2017 17:49:29 GMT
Was die hard three the one with the riddles? It seems to have lost its Christmas appeal with that one. Yeah and he teams up Samuel Jackson. It's probably better than 2 but still a three star effort. My family have all arrived and I am on beer number 3. It will Chinese food around 6 and then I will hit the Scotch. Apparently Die Hard 3 was based on an unused Lethal Weapon script, hence it not really feeling much like a Die Hard film |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2017 18:15:52 GMT
I prefer Die Hard 2 to the original. There, I said it. Melvazord will be livid when he reads that. Probably It's more a feeling of the crushing inevitability of the contempt I feel for my fellow man expressed in a single post. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 23, 2017 18:33:03 GMT
Hello.
My football team had a surprising win, and I had sausages, mash, leeks and onion gravy for tea.
Life is good.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 23, 2017 18:36:42 GMT
I realise my Die Hard views are extremely marginal. But I am generally speaking right about everything so it's the exception that proves the rule.
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Post by Destry on Dec 23, 2017 18:41:06 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 18:42:28 GMT
Hello. My football team had a surprising win, and I had sausages, mash, leeks and onion gravy for tea. Life is good. What is your football team out of interest? Mine are up so far! |
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Post by Destry on Dec 23, 2017 18:48:16 GMT
Hello. My football team had a surprising win, and I had sausages, mash, leeks and onion gravy for tea. Life is good. What is your football team out of interest? Mine are up so far! Boro. Not really living up to expectations. |
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