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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2017 10:16:52 GMT
My child has received an early Christmas gift of headlice therefore everything is cancelled. I wish to burn all her bedding and clothes. Get the clippers out I prescribe fire, and lots of it |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 24, 2017 10:21:37 GMT
I prescribe fire, and lots of it Take off and nuke the site etc |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 24, 2017 10:36:48 GMT
She's at her Granny's with Mrs Crank.
I now don't want to go.
There's another Xmas next year.
We can celebrate then...
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Post by slowgraffiti12 on Dec 24, 2017 11:01:55 GMT
I see your headlice and raise you chickenpox.
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Post by Destry on Dec 24, 2017 11:03:07 GMT
There's another Xmas next year. We can celebrate then... With Kim Jong-un and Trump around? Don't count on it. Merry Christmas. |
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Post by scubar on Dec 24, 2017 12:22:07 GMT
I prescribe fire, and lots of it That’s your answer for everything |
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Post by amipal on Dec 24, 2017 13:21:15 GMT
Just wired some speakers up. I'm a pretty big deal.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 24, 2017 14:06:47 GMT
Just wired some speakers up. I'm a pretty big deal. CBs on drugs ? |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2017 14:30:00 GMT
I just made some excellent salad dressing. I'm a pretty big deal.
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Post by amipal on Dec 24, 2017 14:53:55 GMT
Haven't even tried them. That's just how I roll.
What should be the first CD I try?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 24, 2017 14:59:38 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 24, 2017 15:11:15 GMT
Just wired some speakers up. I'm a pretty big deal. Just dug out a wireless speaker to use. Was thinking massive gaming cans tomorrow to drown out the rest of the relatives or is this frowned upon? |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 24, 2017 15:13:17 GMT
Haven't even tried them. That's just how I roll. What should be the first CD I try? John Cage, 4'33. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 24, 2017 15:14:50 GMT
Was thinking massive gaming cans tomorrow I'm rarely not thinking about massive cans. |
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Post by amipal on Dec 24, 2017 16:03:03 GMT
Was thinking massive gaming cans tomorrow I'm rarely not thinking about massive cans. It's happening again, isn't it? |
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Post by Destry on Dec 24, 2017 16:18:14 GMT
I just bought some giant playing cards. I'm kind of a big deal.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2017 16:32:02 GMT
I just built a very large model of a coastal town in East Kent. I'm kind . . . ach, really? This? It isn't worth it.
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Post by Destry on Dec 24, 2017 16:41:15 GMT
I just built a very large model of a coastal town in East Kent. I'm kind . . . ach, really? This? It isn't worth it. Very wise. It's that kind of behaviour that got us thrown out of the other place. In other news I'm cooking up a large pot of lentil curry. It's kind of a big dahl... |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2017 17:02:17 GMT
I've grown some massive herbs in my garden, its kind of a big dill.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2017 17:04:44 GMT
I've just got the train through Yorkshire, it's kind of a big dale.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2017 17:05:50 GMT
I've made a giant statue of a famous author who wrote for both children and adults. I've rhoald it in bubble-wrap to keep it safe.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 24, 2017 17:43:36 GMT
Myself, I'm a big fan of mid period Eastenders, especially the work of Adam Woodyatt. I really dig Beale.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2017 17:57:37 GMT
When I was homeless and relying on the kindness of strangers, the Labour MP Tam Dalyell once generously put money in my hat. It was kind of a beg Dalyell type of thing.
I think I've written that in a Birmingham accent.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 24, 2017 18:04:50 GMT
When I was homeless and relying on the kindness of strangers, the Labour MP Tam Dalyell once generously put money in my hat. It was kind of a beg Dalyell type of thing. I think I've written that in a Birmingham accent. You should have asked Flavor Flav. Not only a big dial in his own right, he also wore one round his neck. |
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Post by whatalark on Dec 24, 2017 18:09:12 GMT
Loud chiming clocks that's a big dial.
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