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Post by whatalark on Dec 24, 2017 18:11:55 GMT
When I was homeless and relying on the kindness of strangers, the Labour MP Tam Dalyell once generously put money in my hat. It was kind of a beg Dalyell type of thing. I think I've written that in a Birmingham accent. You should have asked Flavor Flav. Not only a big dial in his own right, he also wore one round his neck. Beat me to it |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 24, 2017 18:16:35 GMT
I'm a German, bisexual gangster rapper called Albert.
I'm kind of a Bi-G De. Al.
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Post by scubar on Dec 24, 2017 18:25:39 GMT
Keef! Shut it down!
Oh...
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Post by Destry on Dec 24, 2017 18:28:07 GMT
I'm a German, bisexual gangster rapper called Albert. The net tightens... |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 24, 2017 18:34:03 GMT
I'm a German, bisexual gangster rapper called Albert. The net tightens... I've said too much, ja? |
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Post by whatalark on Dec 24, 2017 19:17:48 GMT
The existentialist boat thought to itself I'm a big dhow around here
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 24, 2017 20:53:11 GMT
This year my Christmas gift for Mr Enemy is an XL sized tradional Mongolian garment. It's kind of a big deel, but shhh! Don't tell him.
Merry Christmas, boxers!
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Post by Faceless on Dec 24, 2017 21:00:25 GMT
Generic festive salutation.
I'm off to the pub.
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Post by Destry on Dec 24, 2017 21:44:20 GMT
On Christmas Eve? Rookie move. EDIT: Mine's a Dark and Stormy (double) and a pack of Pork Scratchings please... |
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Post by shotput82 on Dec 24, 2017 22:01:19 GMT
Generic festive salutation. I'm off to the pub. Surely watching it's a wonderful life in an arthouse cinema is the only acceptable Christmas Eve night out. Merry Christmas when it comes campers*. *Even you. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 24, 2017 22:12:21 GMT
My Dad lost his glasses and we spent all evening re-visiting pubs and cash points to find them. We just found the glasses on the living room floor next to the coffee table. Merry Christmas everyone!
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Post by The finest foods on Dec 24, 2017 22:16:27 GMT
I'm a glass and stainless steel contraption measuring over 35 metres total, I contain over two hundred types of cheese, and roughly one hundred cured meats.
I'm kind of a big deli
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 24, 2017 22:27:36 GMT
Merry Christmas!
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 24, 2017 22:43:30 GMT
Merry Xmas!
If you have kids may they sleep till at least 6 a.m.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2017 23:02:16 GMT
Muppets Christmas Carol watched.
Father Ted Christmas special watched.
Feeling properly Christmasy now, might even be able to put up with Mrs Br*wns B*ys tomorrow#
#pro-tip: I fucking certainly will not.
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 24, 2017 23:06:41 GMT
Have a good Christmas, people.
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Post by Destry on Dec 24, 2017 23:19:56 GMT
I'm watching John Carpenter's 1980 film The Fog.
Best Christmas movie? It's gotta be up there...
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 24, 2017 23:19:58 GMT
I think I might just murder everyone with a hammer.
Happy Christmas.
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Post by Destry on Dec 24, 2017 23:23:20 GMT
I have kids. They're 25 and 22.. I doubt they'll be in before 2.00am. Ergo, they'll probably sleep til 11.00.
Merry Christmas.
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Post by scubar on Dec 24, 2017 23:41:08 GMT
I don’t have kids.
I’d like to pretend I still am a kid, despite turning 30 next year.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 24, 2017 23:47:23 GMT
I think I might just murder everyone with a hammer. Happy Christmas. |
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Post by scubar on Dec 24, 2017 23:53:52 GMT
I think I might just murder everyone with a hammer. Happy Christmas. It’s got that bad? Sister in law hasn’t turned up then? |
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Post by Destry on Dec 25, 2017 0:05:11 GMT
Leon the amateur  |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 25, 2017 0:12:51 GMT
Natalie Portman hasn't aged well. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 25, 2017 0:15:02 GMT
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