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Post by scubar on Jul 5, 2019 11:16:57 GMT
I now have an image of amipal sucking a cow's foot. Your face is an image of amipal sucking a cow's foot. Forever |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 5, 2019 11:35:48 GMT
Your face will form a nice road surface. When I say nice, I mean atrocious once I've finished with it.* *Not really Mr.Policeman. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 5, 2019 11:36:23 GMT
Your face will form a nice road surface. When I say nice, I mean atrocious once I've finished with it.* *Not really Mr.Policeman. Full of potholes. And blood. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 5, 2019 11:41:17 GMT
Curious thing is that I have none of the other symptoms associated with the disease. I'm just... mottled. With the odd itch now and again. This is just an idea that might help (or not) www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321422.phpI googled 'mottled skin with itching' and this came up. you never know. also you could try a cold/damp flannel or cloth to reduce the heat produced by the inflammation, it works for me. Peace and good luck. Ps my net is up and down today due to changes in my contract but I will try to catch up with any replies later on. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 5, 2019 11:48:45 GMT
Amipal Can you explain what you were doing to the cow when you caught foot and mouth disease? , foot and mouth. Curious thing is that I have none of the other symptoms associated with the disease. I'm just... mottled. With the odd itch now and again. Slight loss of appetite, moody, put down by vet? I can supply one of those at least. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 5, 2019 12:02:58 GMT
Your face will form a nice road surface. When I say nice, I mean atrocious once I've finished with it.* *Not really Mr.Policeman. Full of potholes. And blood. I read that as full of potnoodles and blood. (I'm not wearing my reading glasses-well I am now obvs). |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 5, 2019 12:14:18 GMT
Amipal have you consulted a miasmatist? Could be some night air in and around your lodgings.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 5, 2019 12:27:04 GMT
Chips, battered sausage and gravy. From the chippy.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 5, 2019 12:40:36 GMT
A shared starter of white anchovies and black pudding followed by rump steak with fries and a bottle of Chilean merlot to wash it down.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 5, 2019 12:42:37 GMT
Amipal Can you explain what you were doing to the cow when you caught foot and mouth disease? , foot and mouth. Curious thing is that I have none of the other symptoms associated with the disease. I'm just... mottled. With the odd itch now and again. The choices seem to vary between a lice infestation or an STD; you need to ask the cow who she's been sharing with...  And you must learn to say "No". |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 5, 2019 12:46:57 GMT
Sausage cob with stuffing and apple sauce and then a fucking Cornetto.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 5, 2019 13:00:31 GMT
I'd rather that Amipal was diseased than deceased. Hope it clears up soon.
Now that he's found YouTube fame, will he follow the example of other YouTube starlets and sell his bottled bathwater at an extortionate price to his adoring fans? The sweet, sweet content of his bathtub has got to be worth a few quid.* Although I suppose that currently any bath is more for medicinal purposes, a scent that could be described as Eau de Sheep Dip".**
*Not to be ingested, only to be used for "sentimental purposes".
** My guess is that Sheep prefers salsa to guacamole.
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Post by cobblers on Jul 5, 2019 13:03:20 GMT
Sausage cob with stuffing and apple sauce and then a fucking Cornetto. i could really go for a fucking cornetto. Fucking strawberry or bastard chocolate? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 5, 2019 13:14:15 GMT
Just one cornetto
Give it to me.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 5, 2019 13:18:38 GMT
Sausage cob with stuffing and apple sauce and then a fucking Cornetto. i could really go for a fucking cornetto. Fucking strawberry or bastard chocolate? Bastard chocolate. If the hot weather holds I will move on to Shenguin Calippo next. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 5, 2019 13:59:30 GMT
There are two kids dressed up as Buzz Lightyear and Woody running around the pub.
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Post by amipal on Jul 5, 2019 14:17:42 GMT
There are two kids dressed up as Buzz Lightyear and Woody running around the pub. It's a pub, not a nursery. Brexit now! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 5, 2019 14:40:56 GMT
I'd rather that Amipal was diseased than deceased. Hope it clears up soon. Only amipal "liked" this, shame on all of you. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 5, 2019 14:44:45 GMT
ChumblesThe doctor said that there are very few things which cause spots on the palms and underside of feet, and secondary syphilis is one of them...
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 5, 2019 14:47:05 GMT
I'd rather that Amipal was diseased than deceased. Hope it clears up soon. Only amipal "liked" this, shame on all of you. Hand, foot and mouth is not very serious. Neither is foot and mouth disease. It puts Amipal's off their food for week or two and they lose weight. The problem is that if it becomes endemic in herds they become much less profitable to farm. So it is pursued very vigorously. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 5, 2019 14:59:59 GMT
Only amipal "liked" this, shame on all of you. Hand, foot and mouth is not very serious. Neither is foot and mouth disease. It puts Amipal's off their food for week or two and they lose weight. The problem is that if it becomes endemic in herds they become much less profitable to farm. So it is pursued very vigorously. I have to say, it's been a long time since I've been pursued - vigorously or otherwise. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 5, 2019 15:03:00 GMT
So frightfully chaste
and so easily caught
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 5, 2019 15:03:11 GMT
Chumbles The doctor said that there are very few things which cause spots on the palms and underside of feet, and secondary syphilis is one of them... I was the guy who voted STD. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2019 15:06:58 GMT
Chumbles The doctor said that there are very few things which cause spots on the palms and underside of feet, and secondary syphilis is one of them... I was the guy who voted STD. Speaking from experience? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 5, 2019 15:36:52 GMT
Of course the one I voted for "amipal milking it" does now have a certain resonance.
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