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Post by Admin on Jul 15, 2019 22:09:27 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 15, 2019 23:22:18 GMT
Morning Bastards. It's my birthday, and not a single one of you has bothered to wish me a happy birthday.
If anyone wants me, I'll be at work, hiding under my desk, trying not make too much noise sobbing.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 15, 2019 23:34:52 GMT
Shenguin
Happy birthday.
8 years longer than Jesus.
Who would have expected it?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 15, 2019 23:42:22 GMT
Fortnite.
Top 10 3 times out of 4.
Managed a nice kill in the top 10 in 1 game.
Someone chased me foolishly. Once I stopped running I found a point from which I could hand cannon anyone approaching. He approached. I shot him dead without taking any damage.
I then ended up in a 7 way fight and got shot from behind while about to make another kill.
Coward's End works. Vets me to top 10 every time 80% of the time.
Only disconnect.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 16, 2019 0:04:38 GMT
I.must.stop.watching.Elementary (and go to sleep).
Happy Natal Day Shenguin; I picture you as a small annoying woman much like a hobbit (Shenguiné Wardancer is the name of my current avatar.)
And we ground bound mortals with our feet of clay can look up at the Moon, catch our breath and remember with wonder that human beings have walked upon it.
If we don't remember or dream, we are bound to the profane like prisoners in a cage. Let us fly.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 16, 2019 6:44:04 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Jul 16, 2019 6:45:23 GMT
Hello,
More BOTW. Lots of climbing, very little progress. A bit like real life, only with climbing.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 16, 2019 7:04:02 GMT
Happy Birthday Sheggers!
You cock-nosed orangutan
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 16, 2019 7:06:10 GMT
Sheggers plays pop! doo doo doo di doo doo doo.
Many happy returns.
TV. Finished The Wire S4 on the commute. Latest Big little lies in the house. Great stuff in the court case.
Games.
Some resistance in The Division. My chum decided to try and change skillset 5 secs before the next wave in the middle of a room not hiding. He died. Then I did.
Horizon chase turbo. Lots of fun and very morish.
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Post by amipal on Jul 16, 2019 7:17:02 GMT
Glücklich geburstag Shengers!!
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 16, 2019 7:45:00 GMT
Happy birthday Shenguin! I hope they let you out of work before 8 as a special treat.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2019 8:05:15 GMT
Which one is Shenguin again?
Prime day. Bought a tri-band mesh WiFi kit.
Games. Bought the DLC for Zelda.
Played the DLC for Zelda. Too tough for me!
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Post by senorspielbergo on Jul 16, 2019 8:06:15 GMT
Remember when the G used to write articles about games occasionally? Me neither.
After finishing BOTW (sob, I didn't want it to end, comfortably in the top 5 of all time for me) I've moved on to Hollow Knight, which is also excellent. It's hard though, those mantis lords, hoo boy. I suspect it will get Dark Souls hard by the end and I'll just cry and take three years to finish it like the giant man boy I am.
Oh, generic crude birthday message Shenguin!
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Post by scubar on Jul 16, 2019 8:09:26 GMT
Happy rotation around the sun, each day bringing you closer and closer to the sweet release of death.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2019 8:10:40 GMT
Sheggers! Isn't this the big 4-0?
Don't worry, I'm sure you're doing great for your age.
Happy birthday!
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Post by scubar on Jul 16, 2019 8:11:46 GMT
Hello,
I was intending to tell my manager I’ve got a new job today, but can’t start until I get security clearance, so can he please write me a reference but I don’t want to hand my notice in just yet.
He’s not in. Not sure it’s a phone call thing though.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 16, 2019 8:17:16 GMT
Hello, I was intending to tell my manager I’ve got a new job today, but can’t start until I get security clearance, so can he please write me a reference but I don’t want to hadn’t notice in just yet. He’s not in. Not sure it’s a phone call thing though. I'm sure one of us on here could write you a reference. Not sure it would help your chances of getting a job though. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 16, 2019 8:21:53 GMT
@bloggiesmalla It's the 4-0 plus 1, I'm afraid. scubar they don't let just anyone make the coffee, I guess. Full background and security check required. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 16, 2019 8:56:34 GMT
Hey amipal! Please send a linky to your sweet content. I'm in the mood. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 16, 2019 9:06:00 GMT
Hello, I was intending to tell my manager I’ve got a new job today, but can’t start until I get security clearance, so can he please write me a reference but I don’t want to hand my notice in just yet. He’s not in. Not sure it’s a phone call thing though. I've had a couple of unfortunate experiences with tea boys/girls. I need someone who essentially will keep their dumb fucking mouth shut. Hence the need for security clearance. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 16, 2019 9:20:28 GMT
Another birthday? We've had rather a lot of them recently, haven't we? Shenguin, you have got to stop jumping on every passing bandwagon. It's for your own good.
I'm sorry to say that my supply of birthday greetings has been exhausted. Just pick another day, will you? 366 days not enough choice for you?! Sheesh.
OTTM: My internet is flaky again. I'm blaming this ridiculous birthday season.
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Post by amipal on Jul 16, 2019 9:23:10 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 16, 2019 9:26:37 GMT
I'm with Tent Hen, birthday fatigue has set in also I assumed that shenguin was created in a lab and not a mortal, born of woman. <edit>Happy creation day Shenguin |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 16, 2019 10:01:20 GMT
Happy birthday Shenguin xxx
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 16, 2019 10:30:58 GMT
Seasons greetings! Its the 41st year of our lord and saviour the Shenguine.
When are we dancing around the maypole and playing that game the Yorkshire box lot used to do with their uncles? Nakey nakey was it?
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