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Post by Destry on Jul 23, 2019 16:50:13 GMT
Well if May/Corbyn couldn't quite kill of PMQs I reckon BoJo/Jezza could do it.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 23, 2019 16:53:07 GMT
Where do I join the queue to assassinate Shenguin? We could do a "Murder on The Orient Express" type of thing. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 23, 2019 16:54:22 GMT
Where do I join the queue to assassinate Shenguin? Don't queue, just do, ffs. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 23, 2019 17:01:46 GMT
A case of an unflappable arse meeting the irredeemably abject?
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 23, 2019 17:12:49 GMT
FFS. Left the Bluetooth earbuds in work charging. Having to use the backup wired ones like it's 1990 or something.
Christ it's hot out. On a coach, Train was cancelled due to "trespassing on the line earlier"
How much earlier? Fuck em. Mow em down. Tiddles as the 17:53 driver would sort it.
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Post by amipal on Jul 23, 2019 17:31:04 GMT
Where do I join the queue to assassinate Shenguin? You have to go to the deli counter and take a ticket. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 23, 2019 18:11:02 GMT
Where's our political correspondent Shenguin at a time like this? In the Hellfire club, probably. OTTM: Air-Con deployed. In the fucking Worry Tent, of course. We're all fucked and it's hot as balls. #HOTBALLS  |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 23, 2019 18:25:09 GMT
"It's gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes.."
"Not you, Tuffers. You keep yours on you flabby, pasty skinned, sweaty buffoon. And please fuck off."
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 23, 2019 18:25:52 GMT
I don't understand. I'm on my third ice cold beer and I'm still hot. End times.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 23, 2019 18:29:40 GMT
Your face is hot as balls
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 23, 2019 18:33:47 GMT
Fuck it, I'm having a drink.  ![]() |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 23, 2019 18:38:09 GMT
That's better..  |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 23, 2019 18:46:05 GMT
Just watching that ice cold in Alex scene, no matter what the situation, makes me want a cold beer. Best beer ever.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 23, 2019 18:46:53 GMT
I've been in an office in the city all day. So it's basically the same.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Jul 23, 2019 20:21:42 GMT
Just watching that ice cold in Alex scene, no matter what the situation, makes me want a cold beer. Best beer ever. According to John Mills, they shot that scene in the studio in London but the special effects people couldn't successfully replicate the look of real cold beer in a glass so they used real lager. He said they did 15 or so takes and he was absolutely hammered by the end of it. Lightweight. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 23, 2019 20:35:40 GMT
Del Monte orange ice lolly.
Top stuff.
Bit of R-Type on the Switch.
Quite hard.
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Post by Destry on Jul 23, 2019 21:06:53 GMT
Just switched over to Comedy Central and caught the end of the Michael McIntyre Show.
FFS. A bigger cunt than Boris? He's certainly in the top five.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 23, 2019 21:20:08 GMT
Guy on the train tonight full of 80s cool drinking a Becks.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 23, 2019 21:25:47 GMT
Just switched over to Comedy Central and caught the end of the Michael McIntyre Show. FFS. A bigger cunt than Boris? He's certainly in the top five. Probs* went to the same prep school as Damien 'Piggy' Thorn, so yes** *I have no idea **doesn't automatically*** mean he is a cunt ***it does |
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Post by amipal on Jul 23, 2019 21:42:58 GMT
I wanted to get through some Duxford photos tonight, and instead I'm stuck in front of BBC news and Newsnight.
Deep breath...
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 23, 2019 21:57:07 GMT
Best not to know about the state of the world.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 23, 2019 22:08:48 GMT
As promised I have been playing DQB. I'm not going anywhere near BBC News or Newsnight tonight. I value my sanity, fragile as it is.
Cold beer has been consumed to take the edge off the heat as well as reality.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 23, 2019 22:14:18 GMT
AAAAAAAHHGGGGGGGGGHG!
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 23, 2019 22:18:07 GMT
On top of this whole Boris Johnson clusterfuck, my Gaggia is broken and I'm going to have to use a caffetiere like a pleb. I'm almost angry enough to sell my house and become a gay Green councillor.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 23, 2019 22:46:53 GMT
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