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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 29, 2019 10:20:44 GMT
So, fuck off, Then, Ruth Davidson. You sat on a tank Once. And went on Have I Got News For You. That's all I've Got. That is the bad worst Haiku I have ever seen Truly terrible |
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Post by Pyjakson on Aug 29, 2019 10:29:47 GMT
Realistically, Ruth Davidson realised there were only so many Orange votes to appeal to and quit as there was no room for further growth.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 29, 2019 10:32:44 GMT
Apart from hugging strangers at football matches (very rarely, given Birmingham's current form) I try to avoid all forms of physical contact. It's unhygienic, and difficult to be certain the other person isn't Thinking Thoughts. Is it strange that I would be thinking thoughts when I read your comments?! |
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Post by amipal on Aug 29, 2019 10:48:22 GMT
That clip is ace amipal. I'm curious, are you varnishing just the desk or your impressive shelving units as well. Your subscribers need to know. Just the desk. The shelves are painted with a nice smooth gloss. They need no further protection. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 29, 2019 11:13:09 GMT
So, fuck off, Then, Ruth Davidson. You sat on a tank Once. And went on Have I Got News For You. That's all I've Got. That is the bad worst Haiku I have ever seen Truly terrible If you knew Haiku Like I know Haiku you'd be Poet Laureate |
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Post by scubar on Aug 29, 2019 11:16:55 GMT
Haikus are quite nice
But do not always make sense
Refrigerator
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 29, 2019 11:27:03 GMT
That clip is ace amipal . I'm curious, are you varnishing just the desk or your impressive shelving units as well. Your subscribers need to know. Just the desk. The shelves are painted with a nice smooth gloss. They need no further protection.That's not what the Piranha brothers are saying. Doug and Dinsdale. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 29, 2019 11:32:12 GMT
Just the desk. The shelves are painted with a nice smooth gloss. They need no further protection.That's not what the Piranha brothers are saying. Doug and Dinsdale. I'm not going for another scrapin' around the block with those two. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 29, 2019 11:48:46 GMT
BloJo prorogues parliament, my internet goes flaky. Coincidence? I think not.
Brexit now.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 29, 2019 11:49:53 GMT
I's like to know what our political correspondent 'Kane'* thinks of ol' BoJo. * Shenguin, you had your chance. You blew it, not that I'm complaining. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 29, 2019 11:52:01 GMT
Haikus are quite nice But do not always make sense Refrigerator Plagiarism Marks scubar with a Google Copy cap with bells* *My original Shit is dredged from the foetid Depths of my left brain |
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Post by scubar on Aug 29, 2019 11:59:09 GMT
That's not what the Piranha brothers are saying. Doug and Dinsdale. I'm not going for another scrapin' around the block with those two. But they certainly know how to treat a female impersonator. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 29, 2019 12:10:10 GMT
Using a haiku generator:
"Demise summertime
A little, cad boris shits
enjoying the skunk"
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2019 12:28:28 GMT
What the fucking fuck
Are we doing? I am not
Reading all that shit.
Edit: fixed for Sheep.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 29, 2019 12:32:52 GMT
What the fucking fuck Are we doing? I am not Reading all that. Have you developed full Wurzel accent in the last line? It is the only plausible way of stretching it to 5 syllables? re eed in' all that |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2019 12:33:48 GMT
Cheese and onion pastie,
Sun on an empty harbour.
Fuck the tory cunts.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 29, 2019 12:58:57 GMT
Sandwich: sweetcorn, mayo and chick
Nice n spicy naks of nik
Caramel shortbread slice, if room
Tic-tic-tic-tic BOOM!
(Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room...)
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Post by cobblers on Aug 29, 2019 13:14:37 GMT
It’s all fucked up
I’m off on my hols
End.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 29, 2019 13:17:52 GMT
Pork sandwich.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 29, 2019 13:19:12 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 29, 2019 13:43:13 GMT
The first real sign of end times was when Babyfark stopped eating cheese sandwiches every day.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 29, 2019 13:43:53 GMT
I think we would all like to go back to simpler times, particularly the cheesemakers and cheesemongers.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 29, 2019 14:03:32 GMT
It was going to be a cheese sandwich, but I am working from home and Mrs Fark's Dad popped around and offered to buy us hot pork sandwiches from the shop down the road.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2019 14:09:30 GMT
Hot Pork sandwiches
at lunchtime, next it will be
fish curry for dinner.
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Post by amipal on Aug 29, 2019 14:11:27 GMT
It was going to be a cheese sandwich, but I am working from home and Mrs Fark's Dad popped around and offered to buy us hot pork sandwiches from the shop down the road. This just gets worse and worse. Anyone else's FIL offered them a hot pork sandwich? |
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