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Post by Destry on Aug 29, 2019 14:29:40 GMT
It was going to be a cheese sandwich, but I am working from home and Mrs Fark's Dad popped around and offered to buy us hot pork sandwiches from the shop down the road. Anyone else's FIL offered them a hot pork sandwich? Mine did. He's in prison now. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 29, 2019 14:32:16 GMT
Anyone else's FIL offered them a hot pork sandwich? Mine did. He's in prison now. I hope they threw away the key. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 29, 2019 14:39:48 GMT
I initially feared that my first post mentioning the porpoise would result in a barrage of terrible fish puns, but this is actually worse.
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 29, 2019 14:50:14 GMT
It’s all fucked up I’m off on my hols End. Have a happy one Elite explorer of sun Tan near neutron star |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 29, 2019 14:52:40 GMT
It was going to be a cheese sandwich, but I am working from home and Mrs Fark's Dad popped around and offered to buy us hot pork sandwiches from the shop down the road. Any stuffing? |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2019 14:54:29 GMT
I initially feared that my first post mentioning the porpoise would result in a barrage of terrible fish puns, but this is actually worse. You don't like the poetic form of the haikoi? Would you prefer a hakeu, or even a pikeu? |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 29, 2019 14:54:46 GMT
Veggie lasagne.
Cooler in my room; Gaming
Mind in galaxy
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Post by Faceless on Aug 29, 2019 14:57:03 GMT
I initially feared that my first post mentioning the porpoise would result in a barrage of terrible fish puns, but this is actually worse. Final Fantaseabass. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 29, 2019 14:58:03 GMT
Sup Mario Haker 2
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 29, 2019 15:01:06 GMT
Eating Japanese?
I'm averse in current heat
to eating hake, eww!
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2019 15:01:27 GMT
Reading poetry
Of Alfred Lord Tenchysson
Penned some fishy verse.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 29, 2019 15:10:03 GMT
My father in law once gave me a hoe for Christmas, and made a totally oblivious speech about the need for a man to have a hoe as he handed it over. My brother in law almost died trying not to laugh.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 29, 2019 15:27:10 GMT
I initially feared that my first post mentioning the porpoise would result in a barrage of terrible fish puns, but this is actually worse. The thing is, whilst your comments on The Boys series made absolute sense in the moment, I don't believe it has any relevance to the pork conversation as the material itself is akin to the difference between land and sea - thus and therefore, to conclude it in fact serves no porpoise! I thank you.. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 29, 2019 15:29:07 GMT
RollingEscargot: Every gardener Needs a good hoe, though better By far a long fork
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 29, 2019 15:31:48 GMT
Reading poetry Of Alfred Lord Tenchysson Penned some fishy verse. Charles Dolphin! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 29, 2019 15:35:48 GMT
Reading poetry Of Alfred Lord Tenchysson Penned some fishy verse. Not to be one to shrimp from responsibility, Live and direct from Motown - The Detroit finners and their version of Flat Fish city Limits! runs away... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 29, 2019 15:36:44 GMT
When I hear the name 'Boris Johnson' for some reason the words rope and nearest lamp-post come to mind as well
Looks like Philip Pullman has learned how to send death threats on twitter then.
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 29, 2019 15:46:43 GMT
When I hear the name 'Boris Johnson' for some reason the words rope and nearest lamp-post come to mind as wellLooks like Philip Pullman has learned how to send death threats on twitter then. Lyra Belacqua's Alethiometer would Reveal BoJo's lies |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 29, 2019 15:48:43 GMT
When I hear the name 'Boris Johnson' for some reason the words rope and nearest lamp-post come to mind as wellLooks like Philip Pullman has learned how to send death threats on twitter then. Lyra Belacqua's Alethiometer would Reveal BoJo's lies Excellent |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 29, 2019 15:52:23 GMT
I initially feared that my first post mentioning the porpoise would result in a barrage of terrible fish puns, but this is actually worse. I was purpoised to but then my internet broke. Did not rise to bait. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 29, 2019 15:53:50 GMT
Realistically, Ruth Davidson realised there were only so many Orange votes to appeal to and quit as there was no room for further growth. Exactly. Pandering to the orangeists, arguing furiously against every attempt to mitigate austerity, defending the rape clause. That's what it takes to get the G et al to decide you're the smiling face of liberal conservatism. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 29, 2019 17:02:22 GMT
Killed it. Good.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2019 17:05:17 GMT
I was just about to make a joke about Jimmy Cranky and politicians with fish pun names, but if you've killed it I won't. Probably for the best.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 29, 2019 17:06:08 GMT
Philip Pullman deleting his tweet will do nothing for his credentials as future leader of the resistance. When the Mad Max dystopia kicks in I'll be looking to someone much more hard-core, like Gary Lineker or Revd Richard Coles.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 29, 2019 17:06:24 GMT
Do any of us really care about people we don't know?
Do we care about how Brexit will affect them and whether they're supporting something that will probably hurt them?
Do we care about Parliamentary democracy?
Do we care to do anything about it apart from Haiku's and puns?
I care about the people I care about* and I feel for the people that Brexit will hurt, but that's it really.
*strangely this includes everyone here**
**there was no gun held to my head to include ...
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