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Post by amipal on Oct 2, 2019 12:24:11 GMT
That was pretty much the conversation. I tried to explain to him that frankenstein was actually the name of the doctor, but he pointed out that he's only a doctor in the film and TV adaptations, as it's not part of the source novel. Parenting is a fucking minefield. Do you not have him take daily quizzes to ensure his responses match the baseline? I thought those were pretty standard. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 2, 2019 12:34:31 GMT
I go through the same process every evening with Babyfark Jnr:
BF: Cheese sandwich.
BF jnr: Interlinked.
BF: Cheese sandwich.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 2, 2019 12:43:08 GMT
I've fallen into Wide Andy's bad books for not doing him a favour. Probably not a bad place to be.
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Post by cobblers on Oct 2, 2019 13:02:24 GMT
I’ve just had a pret BLT with far too much vicious chilli sauce and feel about 500% more alive. I’ve also just read about the punch up at the wanker party conference, which has cheered me up no end.
Personally I feel that we should distinguish between Herr Frankenstein and Jr. by applying a little Icelandiwegian logic and running with Frankenstein Frankensteinsson in future editions.
Has the potential to clear up a lot of confusion and to move away from this rather perjorative “monster” characterisation.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2019 13:06:22 GMT
If he was Icelandic he would be Victor Victorson
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2019 13:08:08 GMT
As he is English he is known as Boris Johnson.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 2, 2019 13:10:16 GMT
I've fallen into Wide Andy's bad books for not doing him a favour. Probably not a bad place to be. I remember Wide Andy. What sort of favour? |
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Post by cobblers on Oct 2, 2019 13:13:07 GMT
If he was Icelandic he would be Victor Victorson Let’s not split heirs. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2019 13:20:49 GMT
If he was Icelandic he would be Victor Victorson Let’s not split heirs. I should probably have put the Johnson joke in the same comment. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 2, 2019 13:27:20 GMT
I've fallen into Wide Andy's bad books for not doing him a favour. Probably not a bad place to be. Didn't you tell us he was the capo of the Swaffham mafia? Is this why you are having to sleep under the floorboards? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 2, 2019 13:30:54 GMT
RIP Peter Sissons
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 2, 2019 14:31:15 GMT
You're all at the Tory Party Conference, aren't you?
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 2, 2019 14:38:00 GMT
If he was Icelandic he would be Victor Victorson Let’s not split heirs. "perjorative" as in a bastardised cross between pejorative and perjury ... As an Icelander's get, I guess that word is the equivalent of Stressed Eric...  |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 2, 2019 15:07:42 GMT
What kind of monster organises a conference call at 4.30pm? #prayforbabyfark
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 2, 2019 15:09:59 GMT
What kind of monster organises a conference call at 4.30pm? #prayforbabyfark You? |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 2, 2019 15:34:00 GMT
What kind of monster organises a conference call at 4.30pm? #prayforbabyfark  |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 2, 2019 15:45:13 GMT
Why do people* who see a man** carrying a bouquet of flowers always ask "what have you done wrong?"?
Isn't it possible to buy them because you thought it would be a nice thing to do and the person would appreciate them?
*men and women.
**or a close facsimile of one.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 2, 2019 15:47:06 GMT
So... What have you done wrong?
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Post by Destry on Oct 2, 2019 15:48:34 GMT
Blues prepared for our whipping by Boro in style. 0 shots on target, 1 calamitous goal conceded. I wouldn't write off your chances so easily. Our performance against Sheffield Wednesday last week was embarrassing. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 2, 2019 15:55:44 GMT
The favour was to sign off as a second set of eyes on a venture that seemed... ill fated. Wide Andy is now in his office, and by all accounts, 'upset'.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 2, 2019 16:00:52 GMT
Wide Andy ain't wigglin'.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 2, 2019 16:09:09 GMT
You're all at the Tory Party Conference, aren't you? Judging by the fish puns, yes. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 2, 2019 16:19:13 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 2, 2019 16:20:16 GMT
My important business meeting has ended and I mumbled through my 30 second slot as required.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2019 17:50:13 GMT
This time next year Danky, we'll be miwwionaires!
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