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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 4, 2019 13:15:59 GMT
My MP has a majority of two. Since I could swing that to zero on my own by threatening to vote for the other lot, it seems like an outstanding blackmail opportunity.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 4, 2019 13:16:08 GMT
Morning everyone.
I can't make it any further. Leave me behind, and carry on without me.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2019 13:26:11 GMT
Way ahead of you already.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2019 13:37:00 GMT
Anyone else getting Spam from Sheep’s Sky email address?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2019 13:48:04 GMT
That's not spam. I genuinely think you need enhancement.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2019 13:51:33 GMT
And a Filippino child bride to test it out afterwards.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 4, 2019 14:05:38 GMT
Morning everyone. I can't make it any further. Leave me behind, and carry on without me. Is this a Captain Oates thing or a Cartman thing? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 4, 2019 14:14:06 GMT
I'm just glad that on this occasion fish puns failed to take off.
Cheese sandwich.
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Post by scubar on Nov 4, 2019 14:15:41 GMT
I'm just glad that on this occasion fish puns failed to take off. Cheese sandwich. Brie-m? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 4, 2019 14:19:35 GMT
I'm just glad that on this occasion fish puns failed to take off. Cheese sandwich. Brie-m? There's always one. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2019 14:30:40 GMT
There are decorators in the common part of the office.
This would not be a problem except that I cannot refill the kettle without going past them.
They are doing pretty well for coffees and teas.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 4, 2019 14:36:09 GMT
There are decorators in the common part of the office. Trust Sheep2 to have his office organised on the basis of social hierarchy. |
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Post by scubar on Nov 4, 2019 14:40:10 GMT
So now Sheep is the coffee boy?
How the tables have turned
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 4, 2019 14:48:21 GMT
People offering the decorators tea and coffee so they spend less time working? Power move.
Also what are the workplace solvent exposure levels for an office? They tend to be a bit higher in the lab so everyone is happy sniffing away.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2019 14:48:33 GMT
There are decorators in the common part of the office. Trust Sheep2 to have his office organised on the basis of social hierarchy. How else do you keep out the riff raff? Either that or there are 3 businesses in the building and the corridors and toilets are being refurbished. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 4, 2019 15:04:24 GMT
Tell the toilet refurbishment lads I've got some top decoration tips if they need them.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 4, 2019 15:20:27 GMT
Where's Baby when you need him?
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 4, 2019 15:23:52 GMT
Painters and decor-wrasse-ers?
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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 4, 2019 15:35:43 GMT
Polyfillamprey
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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 4, 2019 15:36:09 GMT
Lampreys are hideous
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 4, 2019 15:43:50 GMT
We have freshwater Lampreys in Sheffield, or rather just outside in a stretch of the River Don as it travels around Stocksbridge.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 4, 2019 16:41:32 GMT
Dear recruiters. Please do NOT tell me that I have to complete an on-line bonce test TODAY as I have been consistently pissed since 8 a.m.
Cheers, Tids.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 4, 2019 16:47:12 GMT
They presumably expect you to be pissed at work anyway, so it'll be fine to do it drunk. Better, even.
Good luck.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 4, 2019 16:47:28 GMT
This would not be a problem except that I cannot refill the kettle without going past them. You shouldn't have to put up with wolf-whistling and catcalling in the post #metoo era. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 4, 2019 16:52:28 GMT
Hello. I'm still tired from staying up most of the weekend and I'm feeling a cold coming on, most likely a result of the grandchildren visit, which I'm combating with copious amounts of Vicks First Defence. Games: No, but I'm really looking forward to playing Luigi's Mansion 3 tonight if the stars are all in alignment. Unless I'm playing Obra Dinn. But Faceless made me apprehensive when he said that it's absolutely no fun. How dare he not have fun! Didn't watch His Dark Materials last night but very much looking forward to it. Well done BBC. I was disappointed that the sequel to The Golden Compass was never made but I always thought that a TV adaption would work a lot better anyway. Would like to re-read the books as well but someone nicked my copy of Northern Lights. |
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