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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 17:18:26 GMT
I've just been taken for the utter mug that I am You need a cool avatar
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 11, 2018 17:25:57 GMT
I assumed your avatar was a negative of Zippy wearing cool shades? If I say 'yes', will it be cool? Hang on. Zippy? Oh man, I'll never join the cool kids. Tea: bangers and mash (with mustard made in Norwich)
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 17:35:52 GMT
I assumed your avatar was a negative of Zippy wearing cool shades? Hang on. Zippy? Oh man, I'll never join the cool kids. How dare you
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 11, 2018 17:53:21 GMT
Chicken in breadcrumbs
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 18:04:52 GMT
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Post by scubar on Jan 11, 2018 18:45:43 GMT
What’s going on?
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 11, 2018 18:53:38 GMT
What's going on, you ask? I've just lost all credibility on this forum by getting a Guardian Pick. If that doesn't get me out of FRANK's sin bin, what will?
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Post by EasilyLead on Jan 11, 2018 19:13:27 GMT
Hey! I see the sunglasses and cigarette thing has really taken off.
Good old Socky, he'll get us to cool status if any one can
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 19:51:28 GMT
We're all looking cool... EDIT: Let me light those for you.
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Post by EasilyLead on Jan 11, 2018 20:06:52 GMT
I'm relieved to learn this Fast Eddie character was a Motorhead man. I was worried it was Fast from Fun Loving Criminals who'd died. You know...Fast, who exploded the mailbox of the Dunkin Donuts adjacent to the Fromans where the cop is. Quite the relief. I was worried that it was Fast Eddie from The Hustler.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 11, 2018 20:22:13 GMT
Ugh. You could cut the air in this forum with a knife. Somebody open a window.🚭
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 20:31:20 GMT
Ugh. You could cut the air in this forum with a knife. Sorry. I blame the beans in the chilli.
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Post by scubar on Jan 11, 2018 20:40:33 GMT
I’m in flavour country
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Post by scubar on Jan 11, 2018 20:41:16 GMT
Guardian Pick boasting is the worst boasting
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 21:01:03 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 11, 2018 21:41:53 GMT
@destry
Thank you for the avatar makeover, I like it. I don't know how to do computer stuff, so I appreciate the intervention. Assuming that;s a Capstan Full Strength, it looks much more like the real me now.
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 22:19:41 GMT
Hmmm...apparently you can't even call the Health Secretary a "Charlie Uniform November Tango" on the Guardian website anymore without being moderated. (And I did use those four words, and not the anglo-saxon version) Thank god we can still call him a cunt here...
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 11, 2018 22:19:56 GMT
Evening.
Been at a friends. Played Steep with him and his kid.
On the way home now to Bolognese. Possibly in a toasty scenario.
Looked at his settings on Mordor. There's rather a lot to do there isn't there.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 11, 2018 22:48:52 GMT
Hmmm...apparently you can't even call the Health Secretary a "Charlie Uniform November Tango" on the Guardian website anymore without being moderated. (And I did use those four words, and not the anglo-saxon version) Thank god we can still call him a cunt here... Shocking, considering Jim Naughtie and Andrew Marr both did it on Radio 4 on the same day. Less well known is that the day after that on Radio Scotland, Ken MacDonald went for 'Jeremy hunt, sorry I mean cunt', on the lunchtime news, which I thought was a smashing effort.
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 22:58:45 GMT
Hmmm...apparently you can't even call the Health Secretary a "Charlie Uniform November Tango" on the Guardian website anymore without being moderated. (And I did use those four words, and not the anglo-saxon version) Thank god we can still call him a cunt here... Shocking, considering Jim Naughtie and Andrew Marr both did it on Radio 4 on the same day. Less well known is that the day after that on Radio Scotland, Ken MacDonald went for 'Jeremy hunt, sorry I mean cunt', on the lunchtime news, which I thought was a smashing effort. Like Michael Gove, Jeremy Hunt has a face I would never, ever tire of punching EDIT: But I'd like to try...
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Post by EasilyLead on Jan 11, 2018 23:34:34 GMT
Hmmm...apparently you can't even call the Health Secretary a "Charlie Uniform November Tango" on the Guardian website anymore without being moderated. (And I did use those four words, and not the anglo-saxon version) Thank god we can still call him a cunt here... In Chaucer’s time the word ‘queynte’, which we now spell ‘quaint’, was used: As clerkes ben ful subtile and ful queynte, And prively he caughte hire by the queynte, And seyde, “Ywis, but if ich have my wille, For deerne love of thee, lemman, I spille.” (MIllers Tale - 3275-3278) (The first ‘queynte’ means ‘clever’ or ‘cunning’) so next time try calling him ‘quaint in the Chaucerian sense’. See if you get away with that.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 11, 2018 23:35:41 GMT
Shocking, considering Jim Naughtie and Andrew Marr both did it on Radio 4 on the same day. Less well known is that the day after that on Radio Scotland, Ken MacDonald went for 'Jeremy hunt, sorry I mean cunt', on the lunchtime news, which I thought was a smashing effort. Like Michael Gove, Jeremy Hunt has a face I would never, ever tire of punching EDIT: But I'd like to try... Indeed. Although Gove is clearly a weapons grade twunt, if I only had one punch I would go for Hunt. Gove is basically a smug prick who thinks he's smarter than everyone else, but Hunt is a supine Murdoch puppet, a sleeper agent for the lizards' new world order. Despicable. I hope Branson makes him do humiliating dances for the oligarchs at meetings in his underground lair.
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Post by EasilyLead on Jan 11, 2018 23:38:25 GMT
Hmmm...apparently you can't even call the Health Secretary a "Charlie Uniform November Tango" on the Guardian website anymore without being moderated. (And I did use those four words, and not the anglo-saxon version) Thank god we can still call him a cunt here... Shocking, considering Jim Naughtie and Andrew Marr both did it on Radio 4 on the same day. Less well known is that the day after that on Radio Scotland, Ken MacDonald went for 'Jeremy hunt, sorry I mean cunt', on the lunchtime news, which I thought was a smashing effort. I never tire of this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmYwBHooA_M
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Post by Destry on Jan 11, 2018 23:56:53 GMT
Shocking, considering Jim Naughtie and Andrew Marr both did it on Radio 4 on the same day. Less well known is that the day after that on Radio Scotland, Ken MacDonald went for 'Jeremy hunt, sorry I mean cunt', on the lunchtime news, which I thought was a smashing effort. I never tire of this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmYwBHooA_MHe's such a cunt. EDIT: Apologies to anyone who is offended by the use of the word.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 12, 2018 0:27:15 GMT
What really amused me was the Graun's reporting of the junior doctors' strike, where one doctor had crossed out a hand drawn vagina on a placard in allusion to J. Cunt, and the caption interpreted it as the doctors saying that he had no heart...
Well... from the response to your comment: "... but from Jeremy Funt's (I'll try that sobriquet, as last time I use the other one the mods got a bit pissy) perspective progress is being made..." nmccf needs to watch their step before FRANK starts stalking them (no talking about moderators' actions!).
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