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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 22, 2019 18:12:42 GMT
I don’t understand point A of the above.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 22, 2019 18:13:45 GMT
A) I can't drink or game as Mrs C can't drink as she's got to pick her up. Do you have a shared circulatory system? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 22, 2019 18:15:29 GMT
Cheddarwocky
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 22, 2019 18:22:05 GMT
If anything the onus is on Crank to drink for two there.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 22, 2019 18:30:11 GMT
I assumed it was a typo, and that Crank meant he will be drinking heavily and gaming excessively.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 22, 2019 18:33:08 GMT
The child is off to a pantomime with Brownies tonight. Oh no she isn't, oh yes she is! Sounds touch and go for the bathroom trip! Pantomime bloomers work wonders in these situations! |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 22, 2019 18:35:47 GMT
*whispers* I can't drive...
So if I'm sitting boozing whilst she can't due to driving duty it will bring up again a discussion about me not driving.
So yes I could drink, but it's in my interest not to.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 22, 2019 18:43:53 GMT
What is the point in not being a properly functioning adult if you opt against 24 hour drinking?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 22, 2019 18:44:16 GMT
If you never drive, drink.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 22, 2019 18:45:30 GMT
Don't drink and even talk about driving. Belt and braces.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 22, 2019 18:58:13 GMT
*whispers* I can't drive... So if I'm sitting boozing whilst she can't due to driving duty it will bring up again a discussion about me not driving. This is why me and my preferred mammal get taxis*. *an aside, if you add the capital and running costs of a car taxis are cheaper and allow you to drink**. **people with kids need not apply. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 22, 2019 19:01:15 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 22, 2019 19:07:35 GMT
It does depend a lot on where you live. Decent public transport makes a massive difference to how easy it is not to have a car.
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Post by Destry on Nov 22, 2019 19:13:40 GMT
I was always told never to drink and drive.
I'm happy with my choice.
EDIT: Sorry, gotta go, my bus is due
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 22, 2019 19:27:57 GMT
I'm an accomplished backseat driver with decades of experience.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 22, 2019 20:07:33 GMT
I'm an accomplished backseat driver with decades of experience. I may have mentioned that my old man was a racing driver* so I kept my mouth shut. *If you don't remember me saying it check my 2000th** post **or 3000th*** ***or 1000th**** ****but not my 4000th post. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 22, 2019 20:10:24 GMT
I was going to watch my Nathan Barley* DVD, but there's something much funnier on BBC1.**
*it's totally fucking Mexico. (I am 12)
**it's well brown.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 22, 2019 20:21:23 GMT
I found it and am still proud: 1000th post A tale, the old man was born in Walthamstow, while he was being a racing driver in Canada  it's a Jaguar if you're interestedhe met and married my mother:  who was a full blood MohawkI was born in London, OntarioI was brought to this country when I was 2 1/2 on the RMS Queen Mary:  brought up in Essex, went to college, worked and lived in London and now live in wonderful, (early), retirement in Kent with my preferred mammal of 19 years. tldr: I'm a happy half Mohawk half Essex boy The End |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 22, 2019 20:26:29 GMT
I bet Shenguin is still wearing the same beige Y-fronts he put on last month. I also bet he's in the pub now, boasting to everyone he's sporting the latest carbon-fibre Armanis with titanium supports. Shenguin. No offence, I've had a drink. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 22, 2019 20:57:47 GMT
@felice Landry. That's an XK120 isn't it?
Apologies if I'm wrong.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 22, 2019 21:43:09 GMT
@felice Landry. That's an XK120 isn't it? Apologies if I'm wrong. Sorry, I just knew Jaguar, though it does look like one:  |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 22, 2019 21:57:36 GMT
Amazon have a 4.5kg Toblerone.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 22, 2019 22:01:48 GMT
That was a time when people took a disproportionate effort to mark an arbitrary number, unlike the...
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Nov 22, 2019 22:20:10 GMT
Amazon have a 4.5kg Toblerone. Classic Jagger, just need a plane now. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 22, 2019 22:20:13 GMT
Bellends.
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