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Post by BoilsMyPiss on Jan 17, 2018 11:05:31 GMT
I've mostly worked in the public sector and found The Guardian and NHS Jobs sites best. There are also several sites specialising in local government jobs. There are still a significant number of public sector organisations providing some stuff in-house that one might expect to be outsourced nowadays.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 11:06:03 GMT
Stealing the tapestry eh? A wheeze a bit like oceans 11 but with more actual fish puns. It cod work. I am absoleutely in, just let me know the time and the plaice and I will be there. We'll need to lay out the plan clearly, some of the older fellas in here are abit hard of herring, particularly destry the old scampi. We should also probably give the getaway vehicle abit of a tunea up, so we can get our skates on. Are we going to sell it on? We'll need to find a good prawn shop, make sure we aren't selling our soles to the devil. |
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Post by shotput82 on Jan 17, 2018 11:06:14 GMT
Stealing the tapestry eh? A wheeze a bit like oceans 11 but with more actual fish puns. It cod work. If we sea it through and don't flounder in our efforts we could net a fortune. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 11:07:58 GMT
Stealing the tapestry eh? A wheeze a bit like oceans 11 but with more actual fish puns. It cod work. If we sea it through and don't flounder in our efforts we could net a fortune. Posted within seconds of eachother and none of us used the same fish puns. This could actually work, we're already acting like a well omega 3 oiled machine. |
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Post by stxdpr on Jan 17, 2018 11:12:22 GMT
Fish puns in CV's? Have a few already but think making them more tailored might be an idea. Do people still have covering letters too? Leaving university to join the real world isn't looking good with brexit coming, got hit by the recession last time so have been collecting as many degrees as possible.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 17, 2018 11:12:46 GMT
Stealing the tapestry eh? A wheeze a bit like oceans 11 but with more actual fish puns. It cod work. Pikejakson is already wearing his kuhli sunfishglasses for the job, but likely to stink up the tapestry with his curry. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Jan 17, 2018 11:15:25 GMT
Who are the goodies in the Bayeux Tapestry? Who are we meant to be supporting?
I know Harold's mob have a better claim to being 'English' so, I suppose we're meant to root for them as the plucky, resistance underdogs. But the Normans won and came and lived here so we're just as descended from them now, aren't we?
I don't know which side should get my emotional backing and I can't abide a non-partisan tapestry.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 17, 2018 11:17:22 GMT
Stealing the tapestry eh? A wheeze a bit like oceans 11 but with more actual fish puns. It cod work. Pikejakson is already wearing his kuhli sunfishglasses for the job, but likely to stink up the tapestry with his curry. Tench-anemone looks to have already been caught. Where will the heist take place? i.e. can anyone scale buildings? |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Jan 17, 2018 11:19:11 GMT
I can't even just support the side wearing the best strip as they're all dressed in the same costumes!
Idiots.
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Post by shotput82 on Jan 17, 2018 11:23:58 GMT
If we sea it through and don't flounder in our efforts we could net a fortune. Posted within seconds of eachother and none of us used the same fish puns. This could actually work, we're already acting like a well omega 3 oiled machine. I'll have to mullet over and see if we can do any fin to increase the scale of our profits. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 17, 2018 11:35:35 GMT
Had to send 3 chaser emails to this guy at work over the last month, today he responds with "none of your previous emails reached my inbox". Surely it's better to just apologise and leave it at that than come up with some lame excuse. I'm not sure how your current email made it through my junk filter. I'm 110% sure you were blacklisted. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 17, 2018 11:35:37 GMT
Posted within seconds of eachother and none of us used the same fish puns. This could actually work, we're already acting like a well omega 3 oiled machine. I'll have to mullet over and see if we can do any fin to increase the scale of our profits. It's important that we move forward with a real sense of porpoise. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 17, 2018 11:37:08 GMT
There better be no violence, what with me being a turtle pacifisht....
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 17, 2018 11:56:12 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 17, 2018 11:57:38 GMT
is it true they are exhibiting the Bayeux Tapestry at Amipal's house, which Sean Bean narrating the tale? "'Eres some French bastards. You can see 'ere some lad getting 'is John Thomas sliced In twain. Some more French bastards. This is a specific French bastard, not sure which one. That's episode one done, next week, some more French bastards. Later bastards" |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 12:22:39 GMT
is it true they are exhibiting the Bayeux Tapestry at Amipal's house, which Sean Bean narrating the tale? "'Eres some French bastards. You can see 'ere some lad getting 'is John Thomas sliced In twain. Some more French bastards. This is a specific French bastard, not sure which one. That's episode one done, next week, some more French bastards. Later bastards" That's all very well and good for episode one, but who will takeover narration for episode 2 after Bean's brutal death? |
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Post by scubar on Jan 17, 2018 12:26:40 GMT
is it true they are exhibiting the Bayeux Tapestry at Amipal's house, which Sean Bean narrating the tale? "'Eres some French bastards. You can see 'ere some lad getting 'is John Thomas sliced In twain. Some more French bastards. This is a specific French bastard, not sure which one. That's episode one done, next week, some more French bastards. Later bastards" It's like he's in the room |
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 17, 2018 12:37:36 GMT
"'Eres some French bastards. You can see 'ere some lad getting 'is John Thomas sliced In twain. Some more French bastards. This is a specific French bastard, not sure which one. That's episode one done, next week, some more French bastards. Later bastards" It's like he's in the room Have multiple options. Billy Connoly Brian Blessed Jeff Goldblum "Bastard....Normans find a way" |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 17, 2018 12:38:56 GMT
Clever Norman girl.
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Post by scubar on Jan 17, 2018 12:54:04 GMT
In all seriousness. Sean Bean should narrate more stuff.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 17, 2018 13:00:16 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 17, 2018 13:12:44 GMT
Metal gear survive beta.
From tomorrow. Co-op up to four players. Folk already whinging it's not metal gear. It's not. But it looks fun.
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Post by Guest on Jan 17, 2018 13:14:12 GMT
I would like to recommend Dirk Gently. Delightfully odd.
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 17, 2018 13:25:07 GMT
I would like to recommend Dirk Gently. Delightfully odd. I read that as a recommendation to Dick Gently and that doing so is delightfully odd. Its why I have to read everything twice. |
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 17, 2018 13:26:24 GMT
Two you fool. Its a big rock, cant wait to tell my friends, bet they dont have a rock as big as this. |
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