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Post by crankcaller on Feb 9, 2020 11:27:07 GMT
Why do places when you ask for your bacon crispy not bother their arse. I want the fat rendered not to have to pick it off.
I'm not sending it back as I don't want you spitting on it. Just say you can't do it. I'll order something else.
I'm assuming it's because I touch myself at night.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 9, 2020 11:40:41 GMT
Me on the train home pure ragin' as I had to pick fat off my bacon.  |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 9, 2020 11:57:02 GMT
Breezy here. I've just found a toupee in the courtyard, 'Hove Hair Company'. If it's yours, just PM me and I'll post it back to whence it came. Donald J. Trump 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. USA (If you could refrain from pissing on it, that would be cool) |
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Post by amipal on Feb 9, 2020 14:09:01 GMT
A bit Gordon Kaye out there today.
Hello all.
The boy and I are playing Lego. He has a train that can magically fly, though it has a habit of crashing. It then needs rescuing by my space-pilots in their mini-fighters, which are handily equipped with tractor beams.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 9, 2020 14:22:26 GMT
Taking strong drugs while taking care of your child isn't the best mate. smh.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 9, 2020 14:38:02 GMT
We're also playing Lego btw. I'm a grumpy barista in the Lego friends cafe.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 9, 2020 14:52:51 GMT
Morning, or whatever it is. I have a horrendous hangover. The rugby was apocalyptic. Nothing like spending 60 quid on a ticket and getting soaked to the bone, only to be told off for booing the other team. What the hell is the point of spectator sport if it's not petty rivalry and small minded point-scoring?
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 9, 2020 15:01:26 GMT
Morning, or whatever it is. I have a horrendous hangover. The rugby was apocalyptic. Nothing like spending 60 quid on a ticket and getting soaked to the bone, only to be told off for booing the other team. What the hell is the point of spectator sport if it's not petty rivalry and small minded point-scoring? I thought you rugby chaps were above that sort of thing. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 9, 2020 15:24:49 GMT
Morning, or whatever it is. I have a horrendous hangover. The rugby was apocalyptic. Nothing like spending 60 quid on a ticket and getting soaked to the bone, only to be told off for booing the other team. What the hell is the point of spectator sport if it's not petty rivalry and small minded point-scoring? You're no rugby fan; booing us English because we're English is racist ... you're lucky not to be banned from watching Scotland. Although I guess that wouldn't be such a terrible punishment. Mind you, you have at least got a decent coach. Townsend is one of the greats of rugby, irrespective of country. I'm surprised you're awake, back in the '70s a friend organized a Twickenham trip starting at the Railway Inn, Egham at 8 am and drinking Youngs at pubs en route until 2.30; I got separated in the crush and ended up in the French end with some guys from Paix who spoke in Basque most of the time and very generously kept me topped up on wine. The French demolished us, but I could see little and me and the Basques were having far too much fun... The journey home on a train rocking from side to side not so much; but their kindness has since been matched by the majority of French men outside of Paris (beautiful city, shame about the inhabitants). The Sunday was spent regretting mixing a dozen pints of Youngs, a bottle of wine and frequent nips of home made Eau de Vie de Vieille Prune pour le froid. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 9, 2020 16:52:25 GMT
We haven't been out today. Cabin-fever is setting in.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 9, 2020 17:30:13 GMT
I went out. It was ok apart from a ferocious 5 minutes when fast wipe was barely enough.
I went to a posh butcher. Four types of sausage- wild hog, garlic, scotch whisky, balti. Lots of free range bacon as well.
I also bought a sesame loaf. I could smell garlic and sesame all the way home. It is remarkable I didn't eat the sausages raw.
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Post by lonewolf on Feb 9, 2020 17:52:24 GMT
The wind and rain was battering my sons' bedroom window keeping my youngest up all night.
We watched My Neighbor Totoro, we liked it, even though the plot is an unusual one. No real antagonist etc.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 9, 2020 18:45:33 GMT
Everyone surviving the trampocalypse so far? I for one welcome our new trampoline overlords.
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 9, 2020 19:09:44 GMT
Glad to hear you enjoyed Totoro, Wolfy. Stayed resolutely at home today while the weather was foul and escaped the cabin fever by catching up on beauty sleep. Maybe this qualifies as hibernation. Watched Frankie Boyle's Tour of Scotland last night after reading Lucy Mangan's review www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/feb/07/frankie-boyles-tour-of-scotland-review-bbc2Some good quips in there. His Glencoe soliloquy on Jimmy Savile reminded me that somewhere I still have the video footage I shot of the man prancing around in his tartan tracksuit at the Lochaber Highland Games so many years ago... oh dear. Out damned spot! More Explorer's Shores in DQB2, mopping up stuff I forgot or didn't get enough of. Still working on tablet targets, fixing things, etc. That game is far too more-ish because every time you've achieved something you just want to do the next thing and before you know it it's one o'clock in the morning. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 9, 2020 19:13:28 GMT
I'm now getting icky advertisements for remedies against toenail fungus. Maybe I shouldn't have clicked on Scubar's links.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 9, 2020 19:16:08 GMT
Racist? Sure, ok. I've been called worse (a 'rugby chap' for example).
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 9, 2020 19:42:36 GMT
We haven't been out today. Cabin-fever is setting in. Just how many buildings do you require, amipal? |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 9, 2020 19:48:57 GMT
Typical fucking racist Scottish drunk. At least the deep-fried Mars bars will put a premature stop to the racist Buckfast and Irn Bru swilling tartanist.
In other news, our trampoline broke it's mooring and moved a few feet across the garden. I have resecured it. High drama. High drama indeed.
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Post by amipal on Feb 9, 2020 19:58:32 GMT
We haven't been out today. Cabin-fever is setting in. Just how many buildings do you require, amipal? The more the better for this slum landlord. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 9, 2020 20:03:19 GMT
That game is far too more-ish because every time you've achieved something you just want to do the next thing and before you know it it's one o'clock in the morning. Sure is. I spent over an hour last night removing chunks of snow from my castle, giving the whole lot a good spring clean. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 9, 2020 20:15:46 GMT
Racist? Sure, ok. I've been called worse (a 'rugby chap' for example). Not all racists are rugby chaps. I am not saying it is ok to be a racist. I am saying it s not okay to be a rugby person. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 9, 2020 20:22:35 GMT
I've at a bit of loose end, what with the weekend not being ruined by 1) Blues playing on Friday rather than Saturday and 2) Very much not losing.
What I mean is I watched the Frankie Boyle programme.
The most fascinating thing was his hair vs his beard: The hair of a 30 year old, the beard of a 60 year old.
He should dye both or neither.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 9, 2020 21:14:06 GMT
The cops have blocked the road off and there's armed police legging it down the road.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 9, 2020 21:17:48 GMT
The cops have blocked the road off and there's armed police legging it down the road. Do you need more ammo? Sarnies? Whisky? |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 9, 2020 21:25:13 GMT
The cops have blocked the road off and there's armed police legging it down the road. I hope the topsoil over your freshest plantings hasn't blown away... |
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