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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 25, 2020 13:49:21 GMT
After unpacking my grocery delivery I found that I had won a pack of 'Mexican Pork Fajitas with lime and coriander mayo, salsa and tortillas' for two in the Ocado lottery. I didn't order it and I hope that whoever did won't be missing it too much, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
Now fingers crossed that the next delivery mistake is a nice bottle of single malt whisky.
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Post by amipal on Feb 25, 2020 13:51:12 GMT
TV. For some reason I downloaded and watched 15 mins of the High Fidelity TV show on the commute. An afro American women doing Jack black. It's fucking shite. I can't even imagine that. It sounds positively dreadful. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 25, 2020 13:51:17 GMT
After unpacking my grocery delivery I found that I had won a pack of 'Mexican Pork Fajitas with lime and coriander mayo, salsa and tortillas' for two in the Ocado lottery. I didn't order it and I hope that whoever did won't be missing it too much, but I'm willing to give it a chance. Now fingers crossed that the next delivery mistake is a nice bottle of single malt whisky. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be someone else's 'well done on leaving prison' present. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 25, 2020 13:52:54 GMT
This is no longer the bit where you get to speak, Harvey. Too harsh? I don't think so. You let these people get away with one parking violation and pretty soon the whole goddamn town is overrun with crime. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Amipal. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear? |
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Post by sandybahookie on Feb 25, 2020 14:00:44 GMT
Everyone agrees The Chatterbox is a bit dull and repetitive, endless conversations with the same bland characters telling you their opinions about everything and ottm, and in the end none of those conversations made any difference to anything. Only an idiot would spend time on it. ftfy... oh dear, I see what you mean. This place is livelier ... 
twtj!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 25, 2020 15:08:54 GMT
After unpacking my grocery delivery I found that I had won a pack of 'Mexican Pork Fajitas with lime and coriander mayo, salsa and tortillas' for two in the Ocado lottery. I didn't order it and I hope that whoever did won't be missing it too much, but I'm willing to give it a chance. Now fingers crossed that the next delivery mistake is a nice bottle of single malt whisky. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be someone else's 'well done on leaving prison' present. If I went to prison and left Mrs Fark in the lurch for a while I don't think there would be either a tracksuit or a pack of Fajitas waiting for me. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 25, 2020 15:21:06 GMT
Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be someone else's 'well done on leaving prison' present. If I went to prison and left Mrs Fark in the lurch for a while I don't think there would be either a tracksuit or a pack of Fajitas waiting for me. Make sure you stay away from Amipal then. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 25, 2020 15:46:07 GMT
Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be someone else's 'well done on leaving prison' present. 🎼 Tie🎵 a 💛 yel-low 🎶 rib-bon🎗 round the ole 🎵 oak 🎶 tree🌳... |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 25, 2020 15:48:26 GMT
Morning Everyone!
Work is aggressive. This is totally unacceptable.
I see you've all turned to criminality. I can't say it's a big surprise. I expect you'll all go to jail when Tidds does a snitch.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 25, 2020 15:57:49 GMT
Morning Everyone! Work is aggressive. This is totally unacceptable. I see you've all turned to criminality. I can't say it's a big surprise. I expect you'll all go to jail when Tidds does a snitch. You're going down first Shenguin, you'll thank me for it later. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 25, 2020 16:03:39 GMT
Which chatterboxer would thrive in prison? I can see Tiddles doing OK for himself. I would not do well, I need my space, I hate pooing in front of other people and there would be no BR games. I guess I would have the chance to work out and finally catch up with a few books though.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 25, 2020 16:04:32 GMT
I'm doing absolutely fuck all today except sitting at home watching Kojak, Homes Under the Hammer, and wallowing in self pity. It's pretty good apart from Homes Under the Hammer.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Feb 25, 2020 16:06:26 GMT
Amazon reviews continue to challenge this place for entertainment value:
This review of Bercow's latest drivel:
"A very heavy book in hardback and quite thick. I imagine it works very well when stood upon to kiss a much taller and unfulfilled wife. Pages didn’t feel very nice when I could summon the interest to turn one."
ONE star - unconventional, but there you are. That's how they roll over there.
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Post by amipal on Feb 25, 2020 16:10:27 GMT
Morning Everyone! Work is aggressive. This is totally unacceptable. I see you've all turned to criminality. I can't say it's a big surprise. I expect you'll all go to jail when Tidds does a snitch. It is an ongoing thing. First gongfarmer with his hard drives filled with muck. Then BabyfarkmcGeezak's fraud. The camera-club duplicity was the straw that broke the camel's back. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 25, 2020 16:25:54 GMT
amipal there, adding animal cruelty to the list.
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Post by scubar on Feb 25, 2020 16:37:59 GMT
amipal there, adding animal cruelty to the list. He’s worse than Trump |
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 25, 2020 16:38:17 GMT
Alleged muck, i'll have you know... If there was any actual evidence of mucky business you'd all be hearing it first hand from inside one of Her Maj's finests.
Squeaky clean, me.... like my shiny new replacement SSD.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 25, 2020 16:52:06 GMT
You're going down first Shenguin, you'll thank me for it later. Calm down Harvey |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 25, 2020 16:55:23 GMT
Which chatterboxer would thrive in prison? I can see Tiddles doing OK for himself. I would not do well, I need my space, I hate pooing in front of other people and there would be no BR games. I guess I would have the chance to work out and finally catch up with a few books though. No BR in jail, I see a niche pay per view sport opportunity maybe even a league format. Max security Vs day release? Last one standing on the solitary confinement wing? Tough on crime, tough on criminals and a new revenue stream for the BBC? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 25, 2020 17:04:36 GMT
All I can hear is Carmina Burana.
Brain set to Orff.
Does this mean it is snowing? Yes. Yes it does.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 25, 2020 17:07:41 GMT
amipal there, adding animal cruelty to the list. He’s worse than Trump  "Has amipal destabilized the Middle East? Nope Stabbed the USA's faithful Kurdish allies in the back? Nope Lied his way into the White House? Nope Sanctioned the disposession of arabs in the West Bank? Nope Sanctioned the pollution of the Appalachians' water. Nope Attempted to coerce Ukraine's Volodymyr Zelensky? Nope I haven't either..." Mind you Trump has never parked on double yellow lines in Brighton and amipal can't afford Stormy Daniels... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 25, 2020 17:21:29 GMT
You're going down first Shenguin , you'll thank me for it later. Calm down Harvey I've been meaning to ask for some time. What does this mean? [EDIT] I just googled it, dutty Crank. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 25, 2020 17:33:42 GMT
O Tids.
How naive can you be?
Quite naive apparently.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 25, 2020 17:41:57 GMT
O Tids. How naive can you be? Quite naive apparently. You know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 25, 2020 18:51:34 GMT
O Tids. How naive can you be? Quite naive apparently. You know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it. makes ready... Although his coat may be too heavy...  |
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