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Post by Shenguin on Feb 25, 2020 19:45:55 GMT
O Tids. How naive can you be? Quite naive apparently. Naive enough to come up to a hotel room for a job interview? |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 25, 2020 21:22:58 GMT
Hi
I'm obsessed with Dark Souls 3. So maybe all those souls wankers were right? I mean, I'm shit and havent a clue, but it's ruddy brilliant. It helps I'm off work. It's better than work.
I'm having to learn, with internet help, quickly. Not a walk through as such, but what the fuck all these stats, items actually fucking mean. I think Im near the next boss is, but there's a dragon hanging around who I don't want to go near, well not too near. What the fuck do all these things do? It's fascinating.
Today's highlights, got some binoculars, a treasure chest turned into a giant tongue and teeth and fucked me up, some super fast ninja killed me about 20 times before I nicked his katana? sword, which I can't use cos my dexterity is too low? Wtf? A big knight that reminds me of trench coat guy in Resi 2 stole 2,000 souls from me by killing me, I have quite a few bonfires now, but think boss number 2 is around the corner. But the internet tells me I need more stats for my knight, so do I keep going back and chopping up the easy dudes or what.
Tldr, I don't know what I'm doing but it's fun
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 25, 2020 21:23:39 GMT
Why didn't I play dark souls before?
This question is rhetorical.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 25, 2020 21:28:11 GMT
Why didn't I play dark souls before? This question is rhetorical. Why didn't you start with DS1? |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 25, 2020 21:36:55 GMT
Why didn't I play dark souls before? This question is rhetorical. Why didn't you start with DS1? Greatest Hits first, then go all in on the deep cuts. For one thing he needs to get hold of a PS3 and play Demons before that. I have no idea where he is but, then again, neither does he. Is this dragon on the battlements? If so, it only gets richer. Have you seen that thing do the thing? Scared the shit out of me, that. Four stars. You’ll know it when you see it. Endurance to 30, using magic AND a big chopper is for cowards and those of a cheaty disposition and is therefore highly recommended. Enjoy! |
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Post by scubar on Feb 25, 2020 21:38:46 GMT
Hi I'm obsessed with Dark Souls 3. So maybe all those souls wankers were right? I mean, I'm shit and havent a clue, but it's ruddy brilliant. It helps I'm off work. It's better than work. I'm having to learn, with internet help, quickly. Not a walk through as such, but what the fuck all these stats, items actually fucking mean. I think Im near the next boss is, but there's a dragon hanging around who I don't want to go near, well not too near. What the fuck do all these things do? It's fascinating. Today's highlights, got some binoculars, a treasure chest turned into a giant tongue and teeth and fucked me up, some super fast ninja killed me about 20 times before I nicked his katana? sword, which I can't use cos my dexterity is too low? Wtf? A big knight that reminds me of trench coat guy in Resi 2 stole 2,000 souls from me by killing me, I have quite a few bonfires now, but think boss number 2 is around the corner. But the internet tells me I need more stats for my knight, so do I keep going back and chopping up the easy dudes or what. Tldr, I don't know what I'm doing but it's fun Endurance to 30, that’s just basic |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 25, 2020 21:39:03 GMT
Why didn't I play dark souls before? This question is rhetorical. Why didn't you start with DS1? Dark souls 3 was on offer in GAME, two for £20 with Apollo creed syndicate (which I'll never play). I started as a sorcerer, but after index Gundyr twat hammered me 50 times, the internet told me to restart as a knight. Oh, also, I forgot, I now have a cross bow and bolts, it's shit. |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 25, 2020 21:42:24 GMT
I do actually have a ps3, the original 60gb backward compatible, very rare, extremely desirable, still boxed, original controller, all working, collectors item, for you sir, 40000 gold coins.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 25, 2020 21:44:43 GMT
I'm legging it around high wall of lothric, I managed to leg it under the dragon into the tower and out the other side to a bonfire, but now he sits there, waiting, watching...
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Post by cobblers on Feb 25, 2020 21:52:10 GMT
I'm legging it around high wall of lothric, I managed to leg it under the dragon into the tower and out the other side to a bonfire, but now he sits there, waiting, watching... the dragon is, frankly, the least of your worries. The fact that you’ve got an entire, beautifully crafted, immaculately designed world chock full of complete bastards ahead of you, well*... on the plus side, you also have the village of miniature nutters to look forward to, which is endlessly amusing. *am I allowed to go “heh heh heh” here? It seems appropriate. Heh heh heh... |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 25, 2020 22:01:02 GMT
I want to play DS3.
I thought I had it, but perhaps I don't.
I probably played DS2 too many times.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 25, 2020 22:09:17 GMT
Evening.
Been at my pal & gf's house for dinner.
All the curry and all the wine.
The dinkie fuckers inform me they've paid off their mortgage.
*Sob*
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 25, 2020 22:17:20 GMT
Oh and I showed the guard on the train who was sitting down my Zonecard. "Aye, cheers. I don't work for Scotrail"
Just some random with a blue uniform headin home. /Facepalm
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 25, 2020 22:26:21 GMT
I wish I could play Dark Souls 3 for the first time.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 25, 2020 22:30:50 GMT
Right, I'm re-downloading DS3, I played 80 hours before I gave up, stupid Princes. 4th from last Boss apparently. <edit>2nd from last, 2 others are optional, which I might already have killed.  |
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Post by BigG74 on Feb 25, 2020 22:35:45 GMT
Gameschat. Was looking at The Outer Worlds, anyone played it? The Outer Worlds: good enough to play through to the end (at 65%-ish complete), but not good enough to return to try for the platinum. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 25, 2020 22:37:17 GMT
Gameschat. Was looking at The Outer Worlds, anyone played it? The Outer Worlds: good enough to play through to the end (at 65%-ish complete), but not good enough to return to try for the platinum. I've played about half of it, it's fine if a bit repetitive. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 25, 2020 22:44:48 GMT
I'm legging it around high wall of lothric, I managed to leg it under the dragon into the tower and out the other side to a bonfire, but now he sits there, waiting, watching... I don’t remember any of this... is there a boss where you get carried down afterwards? Big ricky? Is he a wolf or something? |
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Post by BigG74 on Feb 25, 2020 23:03:23 GMT
Trump microphone fellatio, definitely wrong |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 25, 2020 23:16:04 GMT
Dark Soul wankers.
This only reminds me that DS1 is still in my backlog.
Earlier tonight when I put out the bins the pouring rain turned briefly into snow. I don't want either.
Spag Bol for dinner, then tinkering with my castle in DQB2.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 26, 2020 6:29:41 GMT
Sabbelkistler!
 It's your Lenten exercise routine ... |
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