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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 23, 2018 11:26:25 GMT
One of his better ones, but who's playing the old Joanna at the end? Edit - Alexis Sanchez I suppose. Sanchez. Have you seen his unveiling video. It is truly something special. I cannot link to it for reasons of taste and decency. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2018 11:28:15 GMT
Good morning my dudes.
Diplomacy- not going well and I spaffed up my latest move using the new interactive map. Serves me right for trying to change.
Last night: went to the gym, played some HZD encountered flying robots for the first time and duffed up a rebel camp.
TV: fell asleep during a rewatch of friends on Netflix and a few episodes of that 70s show. Fez is brilliant.
Dinner: sweet potatoes, spinach and a vegan burger. Rubbish.
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 23, 2018 11:28:33 GMT
Just submitted me story for the guardian regarding perfectionism and how it affects me. Have you been affected by perfectionism. Yeah, in the comment sections. Simple typos, missing punctuation marks. Complete absence of gramma. The pendants jump on you like you have just kicked a puppy which hit an orphanage causing it to collapse. The orphanage, not the puppy. The puppy was a right of from the get go. You mean "write off". Edit: I love you. Please don't ever change. Best thing is I work in insurance and should know that. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2018 11:31:07 GMT
You mean "write off". Edit: I love you. Please don't ever change. Best thing is I work in insurance and should know that. You don't work for scubars company do you? I can picture it now.. "The supplier just informed us that they're not giving is the 5 billion in stock we ordered. It's right of course." *6 months later* Scubar: "my companies gone bankrupt because some bellend said a 5 billion write off was ok" |
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Post by scamander on Jan 23, 2018 11:42:40 GMT
I like to think I don't need a jolt of action every 40 seconds. I wonder if this is why Skyrim chucks a pack of wolves or bear at you every so often. I am fan of bleak techno, often long periods of minimal ambiance followed by a handful of beats and maybe a quick flourish. I do not believe beats should be just given away, all willy nilly. These are, of course, averages, and will be subjective to each player; it includes not only enemy encounters but also NPCs to interact with, resource management or noticing features one would like to check out. The length of the actual engagement (like fighting an enemy) wasn't factored in. Major sidequests were also excluded. Edit: I was equally surprised that these games are assuming the player to possess the attention span of a goldfish, interesting experiment nevertheless. Unsure that happens in Skyrim, you tend to get attacked by a dragon and if you have the DLC vampires/cultists, but this was apparently linked to your level. In fact you can have a darn good wander around with nothing happening much. That's the hook for me, the action is there if you want it. Go past a cave and either go in to scrap whatever's there or carry on and see what's on the other side of the mountain or hill. That's where Sjyrim differs from all other open world games, the world goes on without you. |
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Post by lazybones on Jan 23, 2018 11:51:49 GMT
I feel bad.
It's as if Death has its hand upon my throat. Fingers as parched as desert-blown papyrus ...
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Post by lazybones on Jan 23, 2018 11:53:42 GMT
I feel bad. It's as if Death has its hand upon my throat. Fingers as parched as desert-blown papyrus ... It could be the end of me. My body is wracked by twingeing pain. My head hurts. My throat feels as if it is gestating a black and thorny melon. |
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Post by lazybones on Jan 23, 2018 11:54:20 GMT
I feel bad. It's as if Death has its hand upon my throat. Fingers as parched as desert-blown papyrus ... It could be the end of me. My body is wracked by twingeing pain. My head hurts. My throat feels as if it is gestating a black and thorny melon. I could just have a cold. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 12:02:26 GMT
It could be the end of me. My body is wracked by twingeing pain. My head hurts. My throat feels as if it is gestating a black and thorny melon. I could just have a cold. Did you make it into work? If not did you put on the "ill voice" when you rang in? |
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2018 12:03:02 GMT
It could be the end of me. My body is wracked by twingeing pain. My head hurts. My throat feels as if it is gestating a black and thorny melon. I could just have a cold. Nah. Sounds serious. #prayforlazybones |
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Post by lazybones on Jan 23, 2018 12:15:39 GMT
I could just have a cold. Did you make it into work? If not did you put on the "ill voice" when you rang in? I am in work. A bad business. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 23, 2018 12:20:23 GMT
Did you make it into work? If not did you put on the "ill voice" when you rang in? I am in work. A bad business. Ideal opportunity to be dramatically ill. Spinning head, projectile vomit at your boss. Or just lie your head on the desk and shiver You should be able to get the rest of the week off no problem. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 23, 2018 12:22:44 GMT
Actually being ill in work is much more effective than merely phoning in sick with a weak voice.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 23, 2018 12:23:52 GMT
When phoning in sick to work you should do it on your back lying down as you sound different enough without having to put on a major sick voice.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 23, 2018 12:25:21 GMT
Ideally work should be looking up the number for 999 when you weakly recover enough to make it home.
With any luck they won't expect you back in for days.
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Post by amipal on Jan 23, 2018 12:36:29 GMT
Ideally work should be looking up the number for 999 when you weakly recover enough to make it home. With any luck they won't expect you back in for days. If you put on an Oscar-worthy performance, they should be looking for a replacement and organising flowers for the funeral. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 12:45:27 GMT
Step 1: Cough and splutter loudly near boss and colleagues.
Step 2: At every opportunity mention how bad you are feeling.
Step 3: Violently shit yourself near your boss' desk whilst rolling around on the floor crying "oh no I shat mysen....oh no .....oh no"
Step 4: Go home and enjoy 3 to 4 days of uninterrupted gaming or spending time with loved ones (but probably gaming).
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 23, 2018 12:59:06 GMT
Ideally work should be looking up the number for 999 when you weakly recover enough to make it home. With any luck they won't expect you back in for days. If you put on an Oscar-worthy performance, they should be looking for a replacement and organising flowers for the funeral. Well not actually looking for a replacement. That is a step too far. |
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Post by amipal on Jan 23, 2018 13:03:03 GMT
LqL once made an office-based-sharting comment that would be perfect for this.
I cannot find it.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 13:18:21 GMT
What did everyone have for lunch then? I had a cheese sandwich.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Jan 23, 2018 13:20:11 GMT
LqL once made an office-based-sharting comment that would be perfect for this. I cannot find it. "LoudquietLoud 13 Sep 2017 12:51 This is actually an Alpha Play. Rock up with a croaky throat with a view on heading home early and people will immediately start questioning your credentials. Point to the seat of your trousers in a crowded office and say "me poopoo in there" however, and brother; that's a week at home minimum, no questions asked." |
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Post by amipal on Jan 23, 2018 13:44:11 GMT
LqL once made an office-based-sharting comment that would be perfect for this. I cannot find it. "LoudquietLoud 13 Sep 2017 12:51 This is actually an Alpha Play. Rock up with a croaky throat with a view on heading home early and people will immediately start questioning your credentials. Point to the seat of your trousers in a crowded office and say "me poopoo in there" however, and brother; that's a week at home minimum, no questions asked." YES!!! That is it. Lazy! Do that. |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 23, 2018 13:51:25 GMT
I think that was in response to my work colleague going home for the day because he got piss on his trousers.
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Post by cobblers on Jan 23, 2018 14:00:15 GMT
I think that was in response to my work colleague going home for the day because he got piss on his trousers. that’s going home territory? Shit man, so many opportunities missed. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 14:01:52 GMT
I think that was in response to my work colleague going home for the day because he got piss on his trousers. that’s going home territory? Shit man, so many opportunities missed. I think I understand now why so many of you are losing your jobs. |
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