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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2018 14:03:44 GMT
To be fair getting piss on your trousers is abit shit.
It's the worst thing about going to any kind of mass audience event, you go to those trough toilets next to hundreds of other men. Splashback flying everywhere.
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Post by cobblers on Jan 23, 2018 14:05:51 GMT
I’ve decided to learn german this year, largely so I can justifiably leave my desk at lunchtime without having to socialise in the office caff. People now looking at me like I’m an idiot for constantly repeating in Deutsch I AM NOT HERR SCHMITT.
Private meeting rooms on this floor need enhanced soundproofing and I need a better headphone mic.
How is everyone?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2018 14:07:51 GMT
One of his better ones, but who's playing the old Joanna at the end? Edit - Alexis Sanchez I suppose. Sanchez. Have you seen his unveiling video. It is truly something special. I cannot link to it for reasons of taste and decency. I just looked at his video. What a huge twat. I like to see arsenal look stupid as much as the next man, but that takes the piss. Also, the piano playing is just offensive. He needs to practice more. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2018 14:11:03 GMT
I’ve decided to learn german this year, largely so I can justifiably leave my desk at lunchtime without having to socialise in the office caff. People now looking at me like I’m an idiot for constantly repeating in Deutsch I AM NOT HERR SCHMITT. Private meeting rooms on this floor need enhanced soundproofing and I need a better headphone mic. How is everyone? Top tip: greet everyone with the phrase "ich binn ein Berliner" - they'll think you're one of them and you'll be instantly integrated. |
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Post by cobblers on Jan 23, 2018 14:14:32 GMT
As sure to work as “Cor blimey Mary Poppins” in a Plaistow local.
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Post by amipal on Jan 23, 2018 14:14:50 GMT
I’ve decided to learn german this year, largely so I can justifiably leave my desk at lunchtime without having to socialise in the office caff. People now looking at me like I’m an idiot for constantly repeating in Deutsch I AM NOT HERR SCHMITT. Private meeting rooms on this floor need enhanced soundproofing and I need a better headphone mic. How is everyone? "Ich nichten lichten" means "I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it." |
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Post by cobblers on Jan 23, 2018 14:17:53 GMT
Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug.
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 23, 2018 14:24:57 GMT
First job application sent off.
Got stuck on the question "expected wage" I added a bit on to what I get now.
Never had to answer that question ever.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 23, 2018 14:29:06 GMT
Wie komme ich am besten zu wurst Gebäude?  |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 14:39:54 GMT
First job application sent off. Got stuck on the question "expected wage" I added a bit on to what I get now. Never had to answer that question ever. Just write "Yes, I expect a wage". |
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2018 14:49:59 GMT
First job application sent off. Got stuck on the question "expected wage" I added a bit on to what I get now. Never had to answer that question ever. Couldn't spell "minimum"? |
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2018 15:07:30 GMT
My wife has just told me off for that last comment...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 15:10:17 GMT
My wife has just told me off for that last comment... You let your wife read your comments here? That's a brave move. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 23, 2018 15:15:01 GMT
German word of the day: der Kabelsalat, -s, -e (pl. rare) "cable clutter, spaghetti syndrome".
I just wrestled with Kabelsalat trying to locate the correct charging cable for Mr Enemy's hair and beard trimmer as he's beginning to look a bit too fluffy. The Kabelsalat was made up of loads of charging cables from now defunct shavers and none of them fitted the trimmer because they've all got proprietary plugs. What kind of backwards world do we live in?! Found it eventually.
Bonus phrase: da haben wir den Salat "that's another fine mess we've gotten into".
Your welcome.
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2018 15:18:10 GMT
My wife has just told me off for that last comment... You let your wife read your comments here? That's a brave move. No. We're both in the pub. She asked me what I was doing, so I told her. She said, "That's not very nice" She obviously doesn't know me very well. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 23, 2018 15:23:29 GMT
My wife has just told me off for that last comment... You let your wife read your comments here? That's a brave move. That, or he's married to Wolfie... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 15:38:34 GMT
How come Destry is in the pub at 3pm on a Tuesday afternoon?
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Post by lazybones on Jan 23, 2018 15:42:13 GMT
I think I have der Lebenschmerz.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 23, 2018 15:45:13 GMT
How come Destry is in the pub at 3pm on a Tuesday afternoon? Because it is 3 pm on a Tuesday. That's just basic. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 15:50:05 GMT
Maybe getting a spot early doors for steak night?
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Post by amipal on Jan 23, 2018 15:53:40 GMT
I think I have der Lebenschmerz. Don't we all, Lazy, don't we all. How's the London scene these days? |
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Post by scubar on Jan 23, 2018 16:00:31 GMT
First job application sent off. Got stuck on the question "expected wage" I added a bit on to what I get now. Never had to answer that question ever. Any application form with a box for “sex” write “yes please” |
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Post by scubar on Jan 23, 2018 16:02:08 GMT
In my job hunting news, I have an interview on Friday. In that there London. For a job in Plymouth
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2018 16:03:51 GMT
Just went to the *other* place and sculptureofman was hooting into the abyss to find our new home.
I went to post it to him but jimbulance1 beat me to it. A name I've never seen before, a lurker I assume- anonymously doing his bit for the 'box.
Jimbulance1- I know you're out there, reading this in the shadows. Here's to you. You beautiful bastard.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 23, 2018 16:11:43 GMT
In my job hunting news, I have an interview on Friday. In that there London. For a job in Plymouth Good luck man, it bodes well you got an interview right away. Remember to research the company and to try and show this in the answers you give. |
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