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Post by Chumbles on Apr 16, 2020 12:12:40 GMT
From the Gruan... Prof Keith Willett, NHS England’s director for acute care, said: “The number of people who come though the A&E door with DIY, leisure and gardening injuries is striking. Working as a trauma surgeon for over 30 years, it has been frustrating to see how many people come to A&E with injuries that could have been avoided with a bit more care.”So some are doing DIY for the first time in years. I wonder how that will go... |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2020 12:13:28 GMT
Hello.
Ganes? No.
Telly? The thing about Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Not bad for ITV.
Ottm? This morning I was the victim of a drive-by reply-all to nearly 100 people. The suppressed urge to send a passive aggressive reply is almost overwhelming. On the plus side, we have just taken delivery of a large amount of ice cream from a prominent local supplier of Italian descent.
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Post by scubar on Apr 16, 2020 12:14:43 GMT
From the Gruan... Prof Keith Willett, NHS England’s director for acute care, said: “The number of people who come though the A&E door with DIY, leisure and gardening injuries is striking. Working as a trauma surgeon for over 30 years, it has been frustrating to see how many people come to A&E with injuries that could have been avoided with a bit more care.”So some are doing DIY for the first time in years. I wonder how that will go... so far, No injuries that I didn’t already have |
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Post by amipal on Apr 16, 2020 13:12:02 GMT
Hey! amipal ! I've got my Commodore time master watch up and running. Just need a strap for it. The price is now 350,000 bells. Sterling work, sir! |
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 16, 2020 13:32:25 GMT
Morning
Due to running out of essentially everything, I have been to ye olde shoppe. I now have 2 litres of spirits and associated mixers, and enough handrolling baccy to stop Mrs gong going all PUBG on me with a skillet. While driving back, I witnessed what I expected to be some kind of Mexican standoff, where 2 women each with a baby buggy were on a collision course on the same bit of pavement without the required 2m manoevering room.... what I wasn't expecting as one of them to socially distance by blithely push her buggy into the fucking road in front of me without even looking! As I hit the brakes I clearly though that if I heard bottles smash in the boot I might have justifiable grounds to get out and rattle her til her teeth fell out, but all was well on that front, and I made it home with my booty intact.
Rich, and compelling.
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Post by scubar on Apr 16, 2020 13:46:41 GMT
Glad to hear gong has kept his booty in one piece. It’d be terrible if it had a crack in it.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 16, 2020 14:04:15 GMT
The bloody band is back. They're playing the Flinstone's theme music now.
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 16, 2020 14:28:50 GMT
The bloody band is back. They're playing the Flinstone's theme music now. Practicing for the claps rather than effective PPE statements of support later? |
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Post by amipal on Apr 16, 2020 14:51:42 GMT
Seems a bit odd for other issues jumping on the clapping-band-wagon. We all know that the Thursday clap is in support of the NHS - if you dilute it with other issues, then what are people clapping for? You just don't know.
Maybe do something different for your issue? Star-jumps? A silly walk? Emptying a bin into the street? I don't know.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 16, 2020 14:55:38 GMT
Today is my friday and i've been replying in a passive aggressive manner to emails.
We all went for a walk after lunch on the golf course which is 2 mins from my house.
TV. S2 of The Detroiters
Ganes. TD2:WONY. Did the fourth side mission so now got the end of level baddy to kill.
AC.NH - See other thread if you're interested.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 16, 2020 14:59:20 GMT
I know a guy* who is genuinely offended that he isn't covered in the approved clapping list, as he's had to give up some of his precious time being unemployed/unemployable to look after his kids.
"I don't see why doctors are so special. I've had to make sacrifices too"
*it's not me.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2020 15:04:44 GMT
It definitely is Faceless.
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Post by scubar on Apr 16, 2020 15:06:43 GMT
It definitely is Faceless. No doubt in my mind |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 16, 2020 15:13:13 GMT
I wish I was unemployed.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2020 15:34:01 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2020 15:45:47 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2020 15:47:40 GMT
Won't somebody just agree to give him the clap?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 16, 2020 15:53:05 GMT
And here's someone stunningly brilliant on guitar ... FREEEEEDOMMM!!! Ya English basturtssss. Sorry. Got a bit carried away. She can sing a whole song in English better than I can order coffee in Spanish. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 16, 2020 16:16:30 GMT
I am on a video call drinking a beer from a coffee mug
#winning
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2020 16:49:41 GMT
I am on a video call drinking wine from a mug.
#wining
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2020 17:06:46 GMT
One of the things I genuinely like about this place is that it validates my drinking habits.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 16, 2020 17:11:10 GMT
One of the things I genuinely like about this place is that it validates my drinking habits. I'll drink to that. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 16, 2020 17:49:39 GMT
One of the things I genuinely like about this place is that it validates my drinking habits. I'll drink to that. Yup, third jug of coffee I've earned it shopping was expensive and long, I'm off to lick my wounds.. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2020 17:54:00 GMT
One of the things I genuinely like about this place is that it validates my drinking habits. I hate to break bad news, but Shenguin is not really a qualified doctor specialising in the health benefits of drinking heavily. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2020 17:59:50 GMT
One of the things I genuinely like about this place is that it validates my drinking habits. I hate to break bad news, but Shenguin is not really a qualified doctor specialising in the health benefits of drinking heavily. I know a few doctors and they are all massive pissheads. I basically take that as medical opinion by proxy. |
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