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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2020 18:02:47 GMT
Also I have been in touch with old friends.
There is photographic evidence I did not spend all my time at university with a drink in hand.
That is to say there are photos of me doubling up. Beer plus alcopop.
I thought I didn't get into alcopops much* until I started work. The evidence is pretty damning.
* I used to like a double vodka red bull with a Smirnoff ice chaser.
Sometimes 2 dvrbs and 2 Smirnoff ice.
The effect is magnificent. You stay awake, but reality shifts sideways
You need to be earning money for this to be a sustainable lifestyle
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2020 18:06:31 GMT
I hate to break bad news, but Shenguin is not really a qualified doctor specialising in the health benefits of drinking heavily. I know a few doctors and they are all massive pissheads. I basically take that as medical opinion by proxy. They all are. The medical students at university were the worst for boozing. A rugby playing doctor is pretty much able to sustain a major brewery on his own. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 16, 2020 18:18:24 GMT
The house of lies that is The Guardian published this article last week. The book it is advertising has the Amiga 1000 in it... then plasters it's pages with images of an A500. A cursory glance at Wikipedia would have avoided that. Shoddy, really shoddy. Could have been worse though - they could have pictures an Atari ST instead. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 16, 2020 18:27:33 GMT
The house of lies that is The Guardian published this article last week. The book it is advertising has the Amiga 1000 in it... then plasters it's pages with images of an A500. A cursory glance at Wikipedia would have avoided that. Shoddy, really shoddy. Could have been worse though - they could have pictures an Atari ST instead. I take it you needed a large drink and a sit down after you saw that? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 16, 2020 18:34:16 GMT
Fish fingers, baked beans and crinkle cut oven chips for dinner tonight.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 16, 2020 18:55:29 GMT
Hey! amipal ! I've got my Commodore time master watch up and running. Just need a strap for it. The price is now 350,000 bells. Sterling work, sir! Thank you, chap. It's a survivor and cost me 25p as a non-runner some decades ago. Due to this 'lockdown' business, I now have two '70s LED watches working beautifully. *fingers crossed* OTTM: The latest series of 'Man like Mobeen' is worth a perusal. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 16, 2020 19:05:14 GMT
And once again we look like a bunch of cunts as everyone else in the street is out clapping. Mrs C is putting the child to bed. I'm on the couch downstairs...
"What's that fucking racket?" I think to myself. Ah. Balls, it's Thursday. Again. Too late to do anything about it.
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Post by Destry on Apr 16, 2020 19:16:12 GMT
My wife does all our clapping duties.
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 16, 2020 19:19:05 GMT
And once again we look like a bunch of cunts as everyone else in the street is out clapping. Mrs C is putting the child to bed. I'm on the couch downstairs... "What's that fucking racket?" I think to myself. Ah. Balls, it's Thursday. Again. Too late to do anything about it. Yeah same here. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 16, 2020 19:25:07 GMT
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Post by amipal on Apr 16, 2020 20:13:58 GMT
The house of lies that is The Guardian published this article last week. The book it is advertising has the Amiga 1000 in it... then plasters it's pages with images of an A500. A cursory glance at Wikipedia would have avoided that. Shoddy, really shoddy. Could have been worse though - they could have pictures an Atari ST instead. I take it you needed a large drink and a sit down after you saw that? I'm reeling here. I'm going to have a long sit-down and think. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 16, 2020 20:27:28 GMT
Gaming night went well! My friend Dave just started playing Fortnite so we formed a squad with my brother and some random and won 2 out of 3 matches.
And I am drunk.
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Post by scubar on Apr 16, 2020 21:20:52 GMT
Gaming night went well! My friend Dave just started playing Fortnite so we formed a squad with my brother and some random and won 2 out of 3 matches. And I am drunk. really puts Shenguins wins in a new light, if drunk babyfark and a newbie can win 2 out of 3 matches. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 16, 2020 21:39:02 GMT
My penknife smells of tuna.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 16, 2020 21:48:47 GMT
My penknife smells of tuna. Is your hovercraft full of eels? |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2020 23:18:03 GMT
Fuck the dumb cunts clapping for the NHS. They're the same stupid fucking cunts who voted tory, and who get on every fucking cunt sentimental bullshit bandwagon going. When their kids' estranged cunt father died from a fucking heroin overdose, they probably had the cunt's headstone engraved wiv da angles now without any fucking irnoy.
Fuck you cunts, fuck the tory cunts, and fuck everyone. Stupid cunts.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 16, 2020 23:39:32 GMT
Fuck the dumb cunts clapping for the NHS. They're the same stupid fucking cunts who voted tory, and who get on every fucking cunt sentimental bullshit bandwagon going. When their kids' estranged cunt father died from a fucking heroin overdose, they probably had the cunt's headstone engraved wiv da angles now without any fucking irnoy. Fuck you cunts, fuck the tory cunts, and fuck everyone. Stupid cunts. Just finished work? |
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