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Post by Chumbles on Apr 20, 2020 18:01:30 GMT
I shan't be in much for a while, as my internet connection is misbehaving, dammit. If I close a tab, I can't open another. I'm going to lose my current NP game even faster... up to 6 vs 1.5. Shenanigans!
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 20, 2020 18:02:34 GMT
ChumblesI do like a good fanzine. They've always been music ones I've read tbh but I like the geekiness. of that. Desk top publishing although a fantastic tool kinda killed them off. The typed & lettraset layouts were always exciting. *reminisces for 15 pages on the first time he had a shot on a mac with Aldus Pagemaker all tied up to a laser printer. Of course they were called Macintoshes in those days...*
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Post by Faceless on Apr 20, 2020 18:07:21 GMT
A mate from work messaged me at 8 o'clock this morning to ask if I was playing Animal Crossing, and if so could I hook him up with some peaches and turnips. I called him a bad word.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 20, 2020 18:10:47 GMT
A mate from work messaged me at 8 o'clock this morning to ask if I was playing Animal Crossing, and if so could I hook him up with some peaches and turnips. I called him a bad word. There are a lot of spivs during the lockdown. I hope you price gouged him.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 20, 2020 18:51:35 GMT
Christ alfuckingmighty, I gave one of my staff one fucking job to do from home, and they can't even manage that, and call me bad words when I ask them for the output. They're doing nothing else working from home, ffs.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 20, 2020 20:19:28 GMT
Christ alfuckingmighty, I gave one of my staff one fucking job to do from home, and they can't even manage that, and call me bad words when I ask them for the output. They're doing nothing else working from home, ffs. Scubar is not bringing you a coffee from his home.
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 20, 2020 20:20:00 GMT
Christ alfuckingmighty, I gave one of my staff one fucking job to do from home, and they can't even manage that, and call me bad words when I ask them for the output. They're doing nothing else working from home, ffs. Asking for nudes again? My wife says if I touch her between 9-5 she will put a complaint in for sexual harassment in the workplace.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 20, 2020 20:29:32 GMT
So the child took the 30k bells from my money tree. What did she spend it on?
Moving her house next to mine. Totally fucking up my garden plans. Yeah, play games with your child *such* a rewarding experience.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 20, 2020 20:31:14 GMT
So the child took the 30k bells from my money tree. What did she spend it on? Moving her house next to mine. Totally fucking up my garden plans. Yeah, play games with your child *such* a rewarding experience. Have you tried disowning them and saying your not their real Dad? Works a fucking treat once the crying stops.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 20, 2020 20:37:16 GMT
Chumbles I used to play D&D a lot, but I gave it up when I went to college. Still got a load of painted metal figurines fom the '80s. I may assemble the horde tomorrow and post a piccy on here.* *Imgur, isn't it, to post an HD picture on here?
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 20, 2020 20:41:30 GMT
OTTM: LED watches are unreliable fuckers.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 20, 2020 20:50:55 GMT
Nice backdoor minion boasting from Sheggers there. Respect.
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Post by Destry on Apr 20, 2020 20:54:13 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2020 21:11:36 GMT
My cricket pitch now has a two man tent in the middle of it. Like a shit brumbrella. I didn't put it there.
OTTM, I had to work for 11 hours today. Not my choice, the choice of Top cunt shit project wanker magazine. Idiot.
Games, no.
Left over lasagne. Last couple of glasses of wine.
Oh, and, *deep breath*... "NEEEEERRRRRDDDDSSSS"
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 20, 2020 22:10:05 GMT
Chumbles I used to play D&D a lot, but I gave it up when I went to college. Still got a load of painted metal figurines fom the '80s. I may assemble the horde tomorrow and post a piccy on here.* *Imgur, isn't it, to post an HD picture on here? That would be interesting - I bet they are a mean bunch of bastards: "Tids is back on the menu... err no offence boss" crankcaller: that 'zine eventually reached 150, although the last 60 were as a subzine to Dolchstoss; issue 50 was over 100 pages including a complete game (fully playtested) and a Diplomacy variant.
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Post by Destry on Apr 20, 2020 22:25:56 GMT
Hi
I'm currently watching Raimi's 1981 film The Evil Dead on the horror channel.
Tasty, but not a patch on Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic about dodgy Greek ready meals: The Tesco Chain Store Moussaka
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Post by Destry on Apr 20, 2020 22:34:51 GMT
I'll get my coat.
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Post by Destry on Apr 20, 2020 22:40:18 GMT
Why do the women in these films always end up scantily clad?
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2020 22:59:47 GMT
Hi I'm currently watching Raimi's 1981 film The Evil Dead on the horror channel. Tasty, but not a patch on Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic about dodgy Greek ready meals: The Tesco Chain Store Moussaka I'm only here to say: Fucking Booooooooo!
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2020 23:00:31 GMT
Why do the women in these films always end up scantily clad? Oh. Erm. Must resist. Do not upset the establishment.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2020 23:00:50 GMT
Fuck it. Because you touch yourself at night.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2020 23:02:19 GMT
Hi I'm currently watching Raimi's 1981 film The Evil Dead on the horror channel. Tasty, but not a patch on Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic about dodgy Greek ready meals: The Tesco Chain Store Moussaka I'm only here to say: Fucking Booooooooo! I've stolen this and am passing it off as my own. Four stars.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 20, 2020 23:02:38 GMT
Nice backdoor minion boasting from Sheggers there. Respect. It was really just a jokey response to what Faceless said. I'm happy to front door boast about the number of minions I have though.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 20, 2020 23:03:36 GMT
Poor old Tuffers. I hope he gets the care he needs.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2020 23:40:06 GMT
Poor old Tuffers. I hope he gets the care he needs. Me too.
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