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Post by amipal on May 23, 2020 18:48:28 GMT
Classic Dom? What have I done now? You know what you did. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 23, 2020 19:08:25 GMT
Classic Dom? What have I done now? Next time think twice before sharing a name with such a hypocrite. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 23, 2020 20:34:14 GMT
Classic Dom? What have I done now? You know what you did. We saw you do it. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 23, 2020 20:34:44 GMT
Classic Dom? What have I done now? If you don't even realise... |
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Post by stxdpr on May 23, 2020 20:34:51 GMT
Jeff delivers booze, is this how he has made money as the richest man ever it seems?
Scientists told to apologize and resign but unelected and infected beurocrats are fine to keep doing as they want and telling everyone else otherwise.
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Post by Chumbles on May 23, 2020 20:50:07 GMT
Scientists told to apologize and resign but unelected and infected bureaucrats are fine to keep doing as they want and telling everyone else otherwise.  He probably flew home as in a cloud of bats... |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 23, 2020 22:21:17 GMT
Scientists told to apologize and resign but unelected and infected bureaucrats are fine to keep doing as they want and telling everyone else otherwise. He probably flew home as in a cloud of bats... Now that is genuinely creepy. |
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Post by Destry on May 23, 2020 22:21:26 GMT
 **sigh** |
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2020 1:27:43 GMT
Cunts*
*Not you. The Tories and Dom.
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2020 3:30:01 GMT
Cunts* *Not you. The Tories and Dom. Social isolation should be very easy for Cummings to achieve, he already looks like a bag lady,,, |
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2020 6:47:35 GMT
Dog was on sofa happily at 3am when I finished playing Fortnite. No wins.
By 7am the cunt dog had diarrhea all over the lounge, and the boy child who is not mine woke me up to deal with it.
Question for hive mind: should I pay to have it put down, or just do a cheap DIY job on it?
And what about the cunt dog?
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Post by amipal on May 24, 2020 8:00:27 GMT
Things can only get better, eh Shenguin? Morning all. TVblog: South Park. Gamesblog: nope. Filmblog: Darkest Hour. It was okay. Oldman was good as Churchill, and I enjoyed the representations of his wife, the King, and Halifax. But Lily Collins' character was completely unnecessary, as was the fictionalised London underground scene - Christ, it was a dramatic time as it was without adding that in to move it along. 3* Boozeblog: a bottle of St. Peter's Old Porter, followed by sujo. Lovely stuff. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 24, 2020 8:02:40 GMT
Shenguin . Don't ask me, I have one rule. Never work with children or animals. I do emphasise with your situation. Tiddles junior woke me up at 4.30am and then again at 6am for grub. I slippered his ass the second time. I took no pleasure in this. OTTM: I just fed the seagull some tangy cheese Doritos* - he loved them. Hopefully he'll piss off now (for a bit). *You may think this is bad, but 'Old Boy' regularly throws his cigar butts at them (they eat them). One more thing, Tuffers has properly stunk out the Jukebox with Cliff Richard. Fiend.
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2020 8:23:49 GMT
Things can only get better, eh Shenguin? Even the keyboard player from D:Ream now admits that the universe's strong tendancy towards entropy invalidates this sentiment. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2020 9:03:04 GMT
Still steam cleaning the carpet and dealing with literal shit.
OTTM: Pearls Before Swine has some excellent sage advice: "Doing favours for friends is like giving bon bons to fat people. They'll just want more."
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Post by amipal on May 24, 2020 10:06:02 GMT
OTTM: I just fed the seagull some tangy cheese Doritos* - he loved them. Hopefully he'll piss off now (for a bit). *You may think this is bad, but 'Old Boy' regularly throws his cigar butts at them (they eat them). As a denizen of a sea-side town, I'd have thought you'd learnt never to feed the gulls. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2020 10:06:03 GMT
I have just finished and gone back to bed. I am reliably informed that I wasn't awoken until 7.30, and should stop moaning.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 24, 2020 10:12:51 GMT
OTTM: I just fed the seagull some tangy cheese Doritos* - he loved them. Hopefully he'll piss off now (for a bit). *You may think this is bad, but 'Old Boy' regularly throws his cigar butts at them (they eat them). As a denizen of a sea-side town, I'd have thought you'd learnt never to feed the gulls. I am luring them into my confidence. Then, when I have gained their trust, I will shoot them in the face. [EDIT] This was a one-off. 'Old Boy' feeds them, he likes to watch them fight over a few scraps of chicken. Sicko. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2020 10:17:42 GMT
OTTM: I just fed the seagull some tangy cheese Doritos* - he loved them. Hopefully he'll piss off now (for a bit). *You may think this is bad, but 'Old Boy' regularly throws his cigar butts at them (they eat them). As a denizen of a sea-side town, I'd have thought you'd learnt never to feed the gulls. probably always wears a hat; or has a 0 cut so it just washes off... though they put a dampener on Tids' al fresco soirées I should think. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2020 10:18:38 GMT
Also, if you feed them, they become more likely to approach humans in general and try to take food from them. This can lead to gull attacks on children, the elderly, and the vulnerable, and make the town less pleasant and safe for tourists.
I'm sure there are other benefits to feeding them as well.
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2020 10:22:39 GMT
I have things I must do; useful things, mundane things, but boring and painful things. I have to curb my Pavlovian response to things in this place. Even though it's less boring than that which I am going to do ... Edit: Dressings half-done watched S1E7 of Britannia whilst doing things; very creepy at times - it is PG15, but its Druids meets Castenada vibe I choose not to watch after dark. But I am going to take sensible breaks today. Laundry's done. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 24, 2020 10:52:11 GMT
Also, if you feed them, they become more likely to approach humans in general and try to take food from them. This can lead to attacks on children, the elderly, and the vulnerable, and make the town less pleasant and safe for tourists. You've never been to Plymouth, have you? |
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Post by amipal on May 24, 2020 11:41:55 GMT
I've been listening to sea-shanties this morning with the boy, mainly because I uttered the words "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" whilst playing with his pirate ship.
I now want to play AC: Black Flag.
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2020 12:23:50 GMT
I've been listening to sea-shanties this morning with the boy, mainly because I uttered the words "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" whilst playing with his pirate ship.* I now want to play AC: Black Flag. *So that's what he calls it. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 24, 2020 12:46:53 GMT
Shenguin
Unlucky yet unsurprising.
The dog was whining like a dog with a stomach upset at 2.30.
A hell of a noise. Properly camp squeals.
Amusing over a remote microphone given I wasn't going to have to clean the shit up.
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