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Post by Sheep2 on May 24, 2020 12:51:10 GMT
OTTM
My First Dog on The Moon books turned up.
Eight stars would recommend.
Fortnite
Played a bit yesterday afternoon. Ok
Played 2 games about 10pm. Won both of them. 12-0 to me in kills.
I stopped at that point.
Played some duos later. But Shenguin makes it very difficult for me to win duo games.
I will play a solo game later. I am almost certainly not going to make it 3 wins in a row.
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Post by Grant Schnapps on May 24, 2020 13:04:05 GMT
So the boy child got up early and shit all over the lounge and blamed it on the dog? Classic boy child.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 24, 2020 13:44:42 GMT
Samuel Pepys - 24th May
"After dinner was all our sport, when there come in a juggler, who did show us so good tricks as I have never seen in my life, I think, of legerdemaine, and such as my wife hath since seriously said that she would not believe but that he did them by the help of the devil."
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Post by Blah on May 24, 2020 14:50:44 GMT
So the boy child got up early and shit all over the lounge and blamed it on the dog? Classic boy child. And he claims it isn't his... |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 24, 2020 15:19:05 GMT
Far too busy for a Sunday, hardly any time for turnip shopping.
Woken up roughly at the same time as Shenguin, not by canine diarrhea (good) but by Pref. Mam. having a nightmare (bad). Unlike Shenguin I didn't go back to bed but had a shower and prepared and ate breakfast, then phoned my mother.
Also quickly dipped into AC:NH before midday for the aforementioned turnip shopping. Things generally going well, caught two scorpions last night.
Another villager birthday today, Deli. The internet is telling me that he likes brown stuff. So he got a homemade brown tea table wrapped in brown paper from me. He was very pleased with it. Easy to see why when you remember that I also have a toilet in my house.
In last Sunday's social distancing game stream we were playing Mirror's Edge, which was a bit hectic for my taste. So tonight we'll be playing something more relaxing for a change; the choice is Spec Ops: The Line, which I hear is just the thing when you need something cute and fluffy.
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2020 15:32:35 GMT
Remember Thursday's farce when Bezzer's Buffoons managed split the "Thank you for choosing Amazon Day delivery (Thursday)" and delivered the later one shown as 1.00 PM - 3 PM; but delivered at 4.15. Friday I ordered two items, both for delivery on Amazon Day. Message came back "Thank you for choosing Amazon Day delivery (Thursday)". I checked late Friday night "Good news, we're delivering an item early"... on Tuesday, when Nursey will have crucified me. So, I switched delivery method to Next day = Saturday, and it failed to arrive. Today it was shown as "1.00 PM - 3.00 PM" and has gradually slipped until it's "Now estimated 6.00 PM - 8.00 PM". ... |
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Post by Destry on May 24, 2020 15:46:15 GMT
So, Doris himself is forced into leading the Covid-19 briefing to defend the indefensible.
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Post by amipal on May 24, 2020 15:56:39 GMT
So, Doris himself is forced into leading the Covid-19 briefing to defend the indefensible. Just makes me think exactly how much dirt ol' Don has on them all. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 24, 2020 16:01:04 GMT
So, Doris himself is forced into leading the Covid-19 briefing to defend the indefensible. Just makes me think exactly how much dirt ol' Don has on them all. I'm not sure. What could he know that could make Boris look any worse than his own actions? They don't care. They have no shame or remorse. They can't be reasoned with.... Cunts. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 24, 2020 16:01:56 GMT
I'd bet a month's wages he had a cold, not coronavirus. Probably Doms idea. Cunts.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 24, 2020 16:02:36 GMT
My guess is none.
How much shit could you actually have on Boris Johnson? Given all the terrible stories out there about him.
Perhaps there are photos of him being kind to animals and children?. Planting trees and on a march at Greenham Common?
I can't see anything else being that bad for him.
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Post by Faceless on May 24, 2020 16:25:54 GMT
Lockdown is over then. Go wherever you like as long as you remember to take some integrity with you.
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Post by Tuffers on May 24, 2020 16:34:55 GMT
This is excruciating. The vermin cunt has no shame.
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Post by stxdpr on May 24, 2020 17:04:24 GMT
I guess they had extra pages on the lockdown rules they just forgot to send out to everyone?
I mean if none of it really mattered we could be doing so great like Brasil or the US.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 24, 2020 17:50:20 GMT
Found this in my YT recommendations
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2020 18:52:49 GMT
My new mop has arrived... at fucking last; time to eat.
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Post by Destry on May 24, 2020 19:10:29 GMT
Just watched the end of Jurassic Park. I can't understand how David didn't kick up a fuss when he realised his older brother Dickie had created an animal theme park featuring cloned dinosaurs and prehistoric plants.
Surely it goes against everything Attenborough jr stands for?
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Post by Destry on May 24, 2020 19:13:10 GMT
My new mop has arrived... at fucking last; time to eat. A bit stringy, surely. No food delivery this week? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 24, 2020 20:02:28 GMT
Hello booze.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on May 24, 2020 21:14:18 GMT
I have just finished and gone back to bed. I am reliably informed that I wasn't awoken until 7.30, and should stop mincing. Out of the mouths of babes... |
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Post by amipal on May 24, 2020 21:54:22 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2020 21:57:11 GMT
Quick, put him in a corner.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 24, 2020 22:12:24 GMT
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Post by amipal on May 24, 2020 22:28:30 GMT
Oh no... what have I done? [image of Alex Guinness in Bridge Over the River Kwai] |
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