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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 9, 2020 20:15:11 GMT
I had a crab sandwich earlier. I am not well.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2020 20:28:11 GMT
something something crabs something.
Diarrhoea, vomiting and high fever? Seek medical attention.
Redness of the skin, difficulty breathing, swelling, itching, or heart palpitations? Seek emergency medical attention.
Slurred speech, confusion, or floppy limbs (and probably stomach problems)? Seek emergency medical attention without any delay.
Stomach pains and diarrhoea or vomiting not accompanied by a fever? Stop fucking moaning.
Other symptoms? It's COVID-19.
In any of the above cases, stat well-hydrated.
Your welcome. I hope you're feeling better.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 9, 2020 20:37:28 GMT
I had a crab sandwich earlier. I am not well. Sounds like it's knocked you sideways. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 9, 2020 20:43:19 GMT
If you're a cricket fan and you need cheering up, here's a link to something I never tire of watching. And it includes the single finest catch I've ever seen in nearly 60 years of following the game. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 9, 2020 21:09:16 GMT
Brilliant, Chumbles.
They showed this on sky sports cricket a few weeks ago. I know Trent Bridge can do that (a skittling) but this is ridiculous. Broad has tended to have these crazy patches once or twice every now and again in a series. Oval springs to mind, maybe, 2009? Or was it Lords? No, I think that was Flintoff.
I do miss the cricket. The sky vlogpodcasts(?) were good. Enjoyed the one with athers and Donald.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 9, 2020 21:28:01 GMT
So Baby hasn't posted since being told off, which is a shame.
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Post by Destry on Jun 9, 2020 21:33:36 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 9, 2020 21:37:56 GMT
So Baby hasn't posted since being told off, which is a shame. I hope I didn't hurt his feelings. Assuming he has feelings. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 9, 2020 21:42:56 GMT
Dr Shenguin is an expert on crabs. Maybe that shouldn't surprise me.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 9, 2020 21:56:03 GMT
Hi.
Other members of my family insist on watching endless episodes of a programme called Once Upon a Time. It is fucking terrible. Send help.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 9, 2020 22:45:06 GMT
Hi. Other members of my family insist on watching endless episodes of a programme called Once Upon a Time. It is fucking terrible. Send help. The Internet tells me that it ran for seven seasons. It looks atrocious. Maybe you should let your family know that you urgently need to self-quarantine when it's on? |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 10, 2020 4:01:14 GMT
So Baby hasn't posted since being told off, which is a shame. I hope I didn't hurt his feelings. Assuming he has feelings. He has. We all have... except... well we all know about scubar... We all make mistakes. I told my shopping angel she's drop dead gorgeous and that her fellas must be missing her like crazy. Deeply inappropriate and I asked female and male twenty-something nurses about this and they said do it. After 3 sweaty days she has thanked me for the 'lovely' compliment... I.m an idiot. See BabyfarkmcGeezak , we can all be fuckwitted from time to time. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 10, 2020 5:46:50 GMT
Well, I liked BabyfarkmcGeezak's post and I'm not taking it back. So there. *blows raspberry* |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 10, 2020 6:29:01 GMT
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