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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 21, 2020 0:06:26 GMT
For the old timers
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 21, 2020 0:58:03 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 21, 2020 5:13:58 GMT
Trump is such a cunt... "On the coronavirus response, Mr Trump said he had encouraged officials to slow down testing because it led to more cases being discovered. He described testing as a "double-edged sword". "Here is the bad part: When you do testing to that extent, you are going to find more people, you will find more cases," he told the cheering crowd. "So I said 'slow the testing down'. They test and they test." He pointed at a small child saying 'He's got the sniffles, they'll say he's got coronavirus'. "Those attending the rally had to sign a waiver protecting the Trump campaign from responsibility for any illness. Hours before the event began, officials said six staff members involved in organising the rally had tested positive."  Antisocial distancing... Quotes from BBC's summary |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 21, 2020 6:53:19 GMT
Trump may be a cunt, but he's an honest cunt. You've got to admire that quality in a President.*
*Tids gets sacked by Trump.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 21, 2020 7:09:10 GMT
No tids. He's not an honest cunt. He pretends to be an honest, plain speaking cunt. He is in fact a lying, duplicitous fucker.
Morning!
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 21, 2020 8:32:57 GMT
Trump may be a cunt, but he's an honest cunt. You've got to admire that quality in a President.* *Tids gets sacked by Trump. You should know better, Tids, it's your speciality, even a broken watch is right twice a day... which sentence in his speech was honest, you numbskull* 
*not much offence, honest |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 21, 2020 8:52:33 GMT
Trump may be a cunt, but he's an honest cunt. You've got to admire that quality in a President.* *Tids gets sacked by Trump. You should know better, Tids, it's your speciality, even a broken watch is right twice a day. Not if it's a Commodore LED watch from the '70's, it's not. |
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Post by amipal on Jun 21, 2020 9:19:30 GMT
Morning all.
Gamesblog: I levelled in Skyrim, and now all bandits have turned into mega-murderous-bastards. Some serious hitting and running undertaken last night.
TVblog: onto the third series of Community.
Amigablog: I've installed the PowerPC version of SCUMMVM, and games are now working much more nicely. Tried Sam & Max and also Day of the Tentacle.
Now trying to get hold of Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. There is an Amiga version, but it slows down to an unplayable crawl in certain sections. So grabbing the PC-version and running it through SCUMMVM seems the better course of action.
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 21, 2020 9:29:21 GMT
Amigablog: I've installed the PowerPC version of SCUMMVM, and games are now working much more nicely. Tried Sam & Max and also Day of the Tentacle. Now trying to get hold of Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. There is an Amiga version, but it slows down to an unplayable crawl in certain sections. So grabbing the PC-version and running it through SCUMMVM seems the better course of action. Now who can argue with that? I think we're all in debt to Amipal for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 21, 2020 10:21:34 GMT
Happy Father's day to you foolish lucky enough to have them. May they not eat all the chocolates you want from the box they've provided.
TV. Upload. On Amazon Prime. Seems amusing enough.
Games. TD2. Running about collecting shd tch and the like. New season starts on Tue.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 21, 2020 11:19:36 GMT
Happy Father's Day to all you fathers. I do appreciate a good Dad joke.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 21, 2020 11:31:01 GMT
Walked passed the Co-op earlier. There was a dalek in the window with a sign round it's neck saying 'Devon'. I went inside and asked where it was from.
"Exeter mate, Exeter mate, Exeter mate".
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 21, 2020 11:31:27 GMT
Probably the best Exeter based joke you'll ever hear.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 21, 2020 11:44:12 GMT
I have a phobia of elaborate buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 21, 2020 11:58:35 GMT
What's Brown and sticky? A stick |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 21, 2020 12:21:19 GMT
What's Brown and sticky? A stick A brown stick |
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 21, 2020 12:25:55 GMT
My grandad was killed by a Zulu.
He was taking a shit at whipsnade and the roof collapsed.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 21, 2020 13:17:08 GMT
I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my granddad.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 21, 2020 14:56:55 GMT
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 21, 2020 15:26:11 GMT
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. Do you know any dad jokes though? |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 21, 2020 15:36:17 GMT
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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Post by Faceless on Jun 21, 2020 15:42:16 GMT
Why did the chicken go to the seance? Because you touch yourself at night. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 21, 2020 15:46:29 GMT
Why did the chicken go to the seance? It went early so it was there before the eggtoplasm. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 21, 2020 15:53:49 GMT
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To see what was on the other side |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 21, 2020 15:58:14 GMT
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