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Post by Destry on Jun 21, 2020 18:18:32 GMT
Hello
My daughters asked me what I wanted for Fathers Day. I gave them a list and suggested they pick one each:
Roku Japanese Gin
Cachaca 51
Mount Gay Eclipse Rum
Sebor Absinthe.
This morning they presented me with a bottle of each.
*kerching!*
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 21, 2020 18:20:28 GMT
Hi
Awfully quiet. Perhaps jokes aren't our* thing.
Father's day swag - some Lindt chocolate balls and a bottle of Honey Jack Daniels. Pretty sweet.
And watching all the footy.
TLOU2 planned for later.
OTTM, apocalyptic heat wave incoming this week, gonna go above 30 for a few days. Got my essentials in, ice POPS and beer.
*your
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 21, 2020 18:21:26 GMT
Think that's a pretty convincing 1-0 finger wag to Destry there.
The git.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 21, 2020 18:21:48 GMT
*glares at his quality street and a home made card*
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Post by Destry on Jun 21, 2020 18:24:46 GMT
Think that's a pretty convincing 1-0 finger wag to Destry there. The git. I did wonder what they are after, but I'm too drunk to care. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 21, 2020 18:26:58 GMT
I did get a card shaped like one of those foam pointy hands (obviously not as big) with '#1 Dad' on the front. Which is pretty conclusive evidence I'm sure you'll agree.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 21, 2020 18:43:44 GMT
I don't have any kids, but, my 'little bundle of fluff' decided to vomit all over the living room carpet*. It's the thought that counts.
*Takes after his Dad.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 21, 2020 18:44:23 GMT
I've done pretty well out of fathers day. Bacon roll for breakfast, bottle of gin, box of chocolates, steak and chips for dinner. Also a board game called Betrayal at House on the Hill, which is pretty good fun so far.
4 stars.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 21, 2020 18:47:15 GMT
*glares at his quality street and a home made card* Only one chocolate? Ouch. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 21, 2020 18:50:11 GMT
*glares at his quality street and a home made card* Only one chocolate? Ouch. Brilliant. That reminds me, I still haven't eaten my Easter egg. (It's a full blown Yorkie egg, FYI) |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 21, 2020 19:05:37 GMT
I got nothing... thank ghods I'd have been terrified if I'd someone rocked up on my doorstep this morning ...  "Mum was Turkey to your Italian invasion..." |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 21, 2020 19:18:51 GMT
What did you expect? Good taste?
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Jun 21, 2020 19:46:39 GMT
Trump may be a cunt, but he's an honest cunt. You've got to admire that quality in a President.* *Tids gets sacked by Trump. Trump may be a cunt, but he's the cunt that America wanted*. The conversation ends there. *they also want cheese sprayed from a can, a whole tinned chicken and rectal probes from aliens. Don't judge. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 21, 2020 20:06:54 GMT
I did get a card shaped like one of those foam pointy hands (obviously not as big) with '#1 Dad' on the front. Which is pretty conclusive evidence I'm sure you'll agree. That your kids haven't worked out they might have a different biological dad yet? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 21, 2020 20:08:06 GMT
Trump may be a cunt, but he's an honest cunt. You've got to admire that quality in a President.* *Tids gets sacked by Trump. Trump may be a cunt, but he's the cunt that America wanted*. The conversation ends there. *they also want cheese sprayed from a can, a whole tinned chicken and rectal probes from aliens. Don't judge. So..I can spray cheese on a tinned chicken and get rectally probed by an alien? Welcome to Saturday night in Plymouth.* *I have not been rectally probed, I do not recall that. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 21, 2020 20:22:33 GMT
I did get a card shaped like one of those foam pointy hands (obviously not as big) with '#1 Dad' on the front. Which is pretty conclusive evidence I'm sure you'll agree. That your kids haven't worked out they might have a different biological dad yet? They'll never work it out. Thick as shit. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 21, 2020 20:55:47 GMT
Star Wars Battlefront 2 on ps+.
Seems decent.
Third person option that I wasn't expecting.
Female protagonist *splutter*
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Jun 21, 2020 21:17:38 GMT
Trump may be a cunt, but he's the cunt that America wanted*. The conversation ends there. *they also want cheese sprayed from a can, a whole tinned chicken and rectal probes from aliens. Don't judge. So..I can spray cheese on a tinned chicken and get rectally probed by an alien? Welcome to Saturday night in Plymouth.* *I have not been rectally probed, I do not recall that. On the Hoe? Tell me about it... |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 21, 2020 23:13:17 GMT
So..I can spray cheese on a tinned chicken and get rectally probed ? Welcome to Saturday night in Plymouth.* *I have not been rectally probed, I do not recall that. I have been rectally probed by an alien. Repeatedly. He came from Islamabad. That's a long way to travel to stick a camera up my bum. A beautiful Ukrainian nurse held my hand and told me how brave I was... I wasn't, I was sedated. They were searching for Sigmoids. They found one. Everyone seemed happy, except me. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 22, 2020 6:42:33 GMT
Actually, I was rectally probed once, after I had e-coli. Having what can only be described as a tube of Smarties shoved up your botty was not fun. I was not sedated, but I did get a day off work.
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