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Post by Admin on Aug 21, 2020 21:10:30 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 21, 2020 22:55:56 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 22, 2020 1:39:05 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2020 8:04:33 GMT
Morning Shenguin Fans! The weather is looking pretty nice here. Some fluffy white cloudage, but not too much.
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Post by Destry on Aug 22, 2020 8:24:02 GMT
Sunny here too. Don't know what Admin's header image is all about. |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 22, 2020 9:04:28 GMT
Stay indoors Brum folks! We're all watching...
But not in a sinister way.
Pinky promise.
Morning,
Games. No. Fucks sake.
Too much IT stuff to sort.
Tonight.
TV. Good Girls. Quite amusing.
I broke fast with porridge with added banana, strawberries and blueberries.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2020 9:18:42 GMT
BDF happened.
I feel unwell.
No games.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2020 11:42:04 GMT
So everyone's hungover?
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2020 11:45:20 GMT
Not me.
That was yesterday.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 22, 2020 11:53:41 GMT
Business news: Last night Felice Landry recommended wearing one of my products. While I'm always happy to supply you with my luxury hats at a very generous friend discount I must tell you that currently and for the foreseeable future my entire stock has been bought up by QAnon followers. I am sorry for the inconvenience and disappointment this has caused. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 22, 2020 11:57:52 GMT
Afternoon all.
Gamesblog: a bit of Skyrim yesterday morning, but none in the evening.
TVblog: nope.
Filmblog: Jo Jo Rabbit. Hilarious and sobering in equal parts, fantastic film. 4*
Amigablog: on to the Ts. Team Yankee doesn't work.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2020 11:58:05 GMT
Sheep will just have to head to Etsy.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 22, 2020 12:46:01 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2020 13:02:07 GMT
“The way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.”
Zapp Brannigan
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 22, 2020 13:34:19 GMT
“The way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.” Zapp Brannigan A friend told me that doesn't work; he got seduced after a very boozy dinner party by the, ahem, spectacularly well-endowed Mumsy who got to work on him after the guests had gone and the Lovely Daughter had retired hurt. Succumbing to her womanly wiles he ended up in the wrong bedroom. The Lovely Daughter woke earlier than my friend and Mumsy, followed the trail of clothes and woke the miscreants with a scream of horror. Mumsy then accused my friend of having seduced her; upon which the two kicked my desperately hungover mate out. He reports that the Lovely Daughter looked at him as though he'd cooked and eaten the family dog. So I'd say it's more likely that they'll do an amipal on you than welcome you into the bosom of their fanily. BTW I'm teetotal, before you start throwing Nasturtiums 💐 |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2020 15:21:19 GMT
Chicks with big dicks.
How could that possibly go wrong?
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Post by lonewolf on Aug 22, 2020 15:50:42 GMT
Chicks with big dicks. How could that possibly go wrong? Oh so thats what the Dicksy Chicks were. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 22, 2020 15:51:40 GMT
Destry ... I had been listening to that wonderful partnership between Crawley and Buttler; I turn it off to talk to a Jehovah's Witness* I come back, switch on and Crawley's out. So they are responsible for that wicket. *I enjoyed asking him whether he was one of the Anointed, the gross thousand - "Are all those spots taken? There have been millions** of you guys, so are you of those doomed to live forever on this ruined planet?" "[Jehovah's Witnesses] believe in different forms of resurrection for two groups of Christians. One group, the anointed, go to heaven while the other group, "the other sheep" or "the great crowd" will live forever on earth.
Jehovah's Witnesses believe that exactly 144,000 faithful Christians go to heaven to rule with Christ in the kingdom of God." **And As of 2019, Jehovah's Witnesses reported a monthly average membership of approximately 8.47 million actively involved in preaching."
A shedload in other words. I don't fancy my chances...
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Post by Destry on Aug 22, 2020 16:10:17 GMT
No good comes from talking to Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 22, 2020 16:28:47 GMT
No good comes from talking to Jehovah's Witnesses. I get very few visitors and I love winding up the missionaries; "So which of you two are going going to become croupiers?". |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Aug 22, 2020 16:37:15 GMT
No good comes from talking to Jehovah's Witnesses. I get very few visitors and I love winding up the missionaries; "So which of you two are going going to become croupiers?". Who was it this time, Mormons? gah! |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 22, 2020 17:39:55 GMT
Overcast outside, occasionally the wind picks up.
We went to a garden centre and bought bulbs. It was pretty boring. Kid 1 has been a huge shit today, I think he is still young enough for me to drop off at the church steps and no questions are asked.
No games.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 22, 2020 19:11:17 GMT
Grandchildren and their parents have returned from a caravan holiday on the Isle of Wight. Result: the younger granddaughter now starts crying every time someone mentions "beach" because her only association with the word is a miserable day out with the whole family being cold and wet. Cf. Admin 's picture. Other scenes from the trip: Granddaughter 1 trying to arrange her siblings in a line according to size in order to recreate the " Evolution of Man" chart, only to find that prehistoric man isn't very cooperative, particularly when he's one's baby brother; Granddaughter 2 loudly and without inhibitions doing karaoke without knowing any of the lyrics whilst riding a horsey on a merry-go-round; Grandson 1 getting massively attached to an equally massive brachiosaurus statue and needing to be dragged away from his new friend; Grandson 2 channelling Brian Cox by standing on the beach and explaining the difference between The Sea and The Sky and, unlike Prof. Cox, getting photobombed by his brother in the process. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2020 19:19:10 GMT
Sounds fun.
Brian is generally best on top of a mountain.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 22, 2020 19:43:02 GMT
Sounds fun. Brian is generally best on top of a mountain. He's still a bit too young for the piece to camera on mountain top. If you want your own TV series on explaing the universe you got to start small and work your way up the mountain. Edit: also no longer getting photobombed by your twin brother is an important step on the way. |
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